I'm seven months pregnant. This guy I've known for awhile (since before I was married) recently admitted to having a crush on me forever and I kind of
feel the same way. But it might just be the hormones, I don't know. Anyway, he's coming over tonight for some wine and we're going to watch the
ball drop. I assume there will be an opportunity for sex after. Do any of the ladies here have thoughts on "Pregnant Sex"? The idea is kind of
terrifying to me but I'm so horny and haven't gotten laid since my husband left me five months ago - as soon as he found out I was pregnant. My
stomach is huge and so are my boobs but I've managed to keep everything else pretty slender and my face is still very pretty. What positions are
recommended? Is anal a good alternative to vaginal when you are pregnant? If so I had better tell him to bring some lube. :)
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Thinking about "Pregnant Sex" tonight
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Posts: 4095 (12/31/08 5:05 PM) |
you're a real heartbreaker, you know that.
oh, and pics please. |
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 7270 (12/31/08 5:07 PM) |
Maybe your husband wouldn't have left you if you weren't such a repulsive slut.
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jaymalove |
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Posts: 8 (12/31/08 5:07 PM) |
The pic in the box is my pic. No pics of the stomach sorry.
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Posts: 51 (12/31/08 5:09 PM) |
Hello! |
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one time post |
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Posts: 1175 (12/31/08 5:09 PM) |
you're seven months prego and planning on consuming wine and exposing your unborn to aids/herpes/clap
you're nothing but a slut who drinks |
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Posts: 9 (12/31/08 5:10 PM) |
Don't call me a slut, I'm in the process of getting a divorce and can do what I want. (I have to wait until 90 days after baby is born until divorce is
finalized). I never once cheated.
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 7271 (12/31/08 5:10 PM) |
Okay, you're not a slut. Just a pig.
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hm act2 |
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Posts: 3522 (12/31/08 5:11 PM) Registered user |
Holy shit! Perfect timing. I think it is obvious you and that llama dude are meant for each other. |
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ohboy |
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Posts: 3071 (12/31/08 5:12 PM) Registered user |
i take it hubby didn't want you to get pregnant. did you decide you wanted a baby or was it an oops?
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 4061 (12/31/08 5:12 PM) Registered user |
Maybe just oral?
I have no idea. Nevermind. |
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hm act2 |
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Posts: 3523 (12/31/08 5:13 PM) Registered user |
He is gonna smash the kids soft spot.
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sadllama |
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Posts: 4096 (12/31/08 5:21 PM) |
You should have a post coital cigarette too.
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MunchkinsByProxy |
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Posts: 1132 (12/31/08 5:24 PM) Registered User |
jaymalove wrote:No wonder your husband dumped you, selfish bitch. |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 6791 (12/31/08 5:29 PM) Registered user |
Cap it all off with some thalidomide and the night will be complete.
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 Zzunk |
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Posts: 4528 (12/31/08 5:32 PM) Registered User |
You will regret having the sex in a few days, so just be extra cuddly. Don't give into temptation.
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 2162 (12/31/08 5:32 PM) Registered User |
How hard up is this guy that his New Year's Eve date is a married woman who is 7 months pregnant with someone else's kid?
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 3792 (12/31/08 5:32 PM) Registered User |
The replies in this thread amaze me!
Think about it though... stating you're preggers, drinking alcohol, thinking of doing somebody who ain't your baby-daddy, then getting giggly over the thought of getting buttfucked does portray a slutty image. Jes' sayin'. |
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 7272 (12/31/08 5:33 PM) |
unduli clone wrote: Fixed. |
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 390 (12/31/08 5:33 PM) |
i don't know you. i was single when i was pregnant (real single, not pretend single) and the idea of someone other than baby daddy's dick in me really
really really really really squicked me out. like, really really really.
really. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 13504 (12/31/08 5:38 PM) Not a team player
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I am enjoying the righteous indignation at the pregnant slutpig ghostnic.
More please :) |
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