At least highlight the LOL-worthy bits!
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jgabler |
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Posts: 3730 (01/07/09 3:35 AM) Registered User |
You expect us to read all that shit?
At least highlight the LOL-worthy bits! |
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MidwayHaven |
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in7eritance (L1507572): we will have imam mehdi and messiah soon Quick, someone call MrPaulMuadDib to this tread! |
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Nat57 |
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nomiii...Israel is the only Democracy and Jewish Nation surrrounded by crazed islamic terrorists who want to kill any living breathing person who isn't a
muslim.
The nazis were stopped and the crazy islamic terrorists will also be stopped. |
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finishthemoff |
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Real question, Nomi..
Why the hell both Arabs and Jews are Democrats? Even Jews are democrats even before the day of Lincoln. |
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kutabeach |
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susieq wrote: Wow, this is dumb beyond belief. Here is the truth: If the Palestinians stopped fighting, there would be peace. If the Israelis stopped fighting, there would be no Israel.
Last Edited By: kutabeach
01/07/09 9:16 AM.
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finishthemoff |
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Well..if there is no Israel then Kurds and other minorities will be next.
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BackBayBerries |
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kutabeach wrote: Exactly. It's so simple, I have no idea why some people can't grasp it. |
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StarrEise |
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kutabeach wrote: Oh, please, Kuta. It literally hurts my head every time I see that Susie quote. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Where's the Baby Jesus? I'm sure it makes him cry too.
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kutabeach |
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nomii wrote: There, fixed that for ya. |
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SuperJude |
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Stupid fucking Palestinians, following the Hamas doctrine of "let's make sure we attack Israel, force them to retaliate and make sure we have a host
of media from all over on the world to witness how good we are at getting our own people killed!"
It's no wonder their women have no rights and they live on dirt floors. Yep, Go Israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -SJ™ |
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youfist |
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Hamas would rather let 50% of the population die....in order to arm the other 50%.
Why did they refuse Egyptian Ambulances???? Becasue they WANT casualties. |
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ArchIbald NiBs |
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Not the other 50%
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kutabeach |
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During World War II, the Germans fired rockets every day at Britain. These rockets indescriminately hit targets in London and elsewhere around the city.
The populous was frightened and had to hide in bomb shelters.
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youfist |
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good post Kuta.
All of a sudden people think wars should be 'bloodless'. We lose 19 troops in Somolia...19...and the press freaks the fuck out and we pull out? We lose 5000k troops in an Urban war (the toughest) over 6 years and suddenly we 'lost'??? I explain that operation case yellow (the German rsuh to the Atlantic, taking Paris, etc) cost 90k lives over a few MONTHS...and military history shows that Germany WON that battle... and yet... 5000k troops over 6 years on land we still hold is a 'loss'?? And no civilians are allowed to get killed? give me a fuckin break. Somewhere, somehow the people just fogot what war really is. |
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ginaf20697 |
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War is rainbows and puppies and butterflies. Didn't you know that?
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QualityBobby |
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It's because people are so PC and nothing is ever anyone's fault. All the pics of bloody bodies and the poor civilians tug at everyone's
heartstrings. Nevermind that the people shooting and lobbing missles are doing it from mosques and schools. It doesn't matter that they don't care
about their own civilians.... we can care enough for everyone!
Trust me, if Canada was lobbing missiles into Seattle or Detroit we would level them. (Not that anyone would miss Detroit). |
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ginaf20697 |
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QualityBobby wrote: In Detroit it would be considered an improvement. |
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QualityBobby |
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Is there anything there worth saving anymore?
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PeachessandCreeams |
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