Why do you have that subnic, Cat?.you never explain it, boy.
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What's your IQ?
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Posts: 14109 (12/27/08 4:58 PM) Registered user |
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8268 (12/27/08 5:03 PM) I need a life |
lol I now have this saved in a document so I can post it whenever people ask:
Here's the story in full of how I got my subnic. So it was some special event--I think Suck's fifth anniversary. To celebrate, all the admin idiots had given all the long-time cool posters temporary subnics for the day. I was shocked and honored to get one too! Except, the subnic said "hairball harlot"...and I'm a straight male teenager... Soooo I made a thread thanking them for the subnic, but then pointing out this small error on there part, asking if they could possibly change it to something else. Mr. Slip saw this, and being the sly one he is, changed my subnic to a permanent one--the one y'all see now. I have apologized to them about this, and I have made petitions about this, and I even once requested that they changed it to a more appropriate permanent subnic--personally, I would actually really like it if it was "I need my meds" instead of this one which is kind of inapplicable to me. But alas, such efforts were to no avail. So now, I am cursed with this subnic forever...and everyone laughs at me for it...le tear. 
tru story folks!!!!1!1one |
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Posts: 11211 (12/27/08 5:05 PM) Guttersnipe |
that's actually a really adorable story :)
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 669 (12/27/08 5:05 PM) |
You're straight?
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8269 (12/27/08 5:08 PM) I need a life |
Didn't I say it was a tru story...???
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 670 (12/27/08 5:09 PM) |
I never would have guessed it.
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8270 (12/27/08 5:11 PM) I need a life |
You wouldn't be the first. Most people are just shocked to learn I'm not a hausfrau.
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 672 (12/27/08 5:13 PM) |
Well I could tell that you are young, and I hope that you are (and will remain) childless.
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8271 (12/27/08 5:15 PM) I need a life |
Ouch.
I do hope to get married and make babies someday. But I suppose if I had a higher IQ, I would avoid that situation entirely. |
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 673 (12/27/08 5:16 PM) |
I hope you realize that you life is over when you have kids. Over.
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8272 (12/27/08 5:20 PM) I need a life |
2 Questions for you, Podunk:
1. Do you know this from experience? 2. In the sentence above, how exactly would you define "life"? What is the meaning of this "life" you describe anyways? (I realize that was actually 3 questions in disguise, but I hope you'll forgive me anyways) |
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 675 (12/27/08 5:23 PM) |
I don't have kids. But I know people who do and now their kids consume all their time (except for one of my friends who is the worst mother in the world
and comes out and hangs out with the gays instead of staying home with her kids. love her).
Life is being able to do whatever you want, whenever you want. Kids are a great weight. No good. |
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8273 (12/27/08 5:25 PM) I need a life |
So if life is "being able to do whatever you want, whenever you want", wouldn't that life end at around...oh, 35 or so anyways when one begins to
have back pains and such and such?
So if a guy is straight, why not just knock up a bitch at 35 and do the whole socially acceptable, family thing? Or if gay, adopt? See, I see having kids as the beginning of a new phase in life, but not the end of all life. |
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 676 (12/27/08 5:27 PM) |
Back pain at 35?
Do straight people not workout and keep themselves in good shape? |
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8274 (12/27/08 5:29 PM) I need a life |
Okay. Let's say 40.
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 677 (12/27/08 5:31 PM) |
I know gay men who are still going strong well past 40.
And even once you think you are too old to go out to bars and nightclubs, there is always picking up and traveling, seeing the world, weekend getaways, Sunday skiing, etc. |
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 14111 (12/27/08 5:32 PM) Registered user |
Podunk is bitter.
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 14111 (12/27/08 5:32 PM) Registered user |
Podunk is bitter.
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Podunk Town |
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Posts: 678 (12/27/08 5:33 PM) |
Because I won't ever be burdened by children?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23688 (12/27/08 5:34 PM) MESS member |
make that 55 and you're on as far as the back pain goes
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