Total points possible = 100
5 categories, each worth up to 20:
1) Body: the conditions (can include the location), the "surviving" aspect of the game, the challenges.
2) Mind: the mental gameplay, how engaging were the strategic elements of the game
3) Social: the interactions, how these random strangers co-acted, how the alliance and relationships in the game "played out"
4) Emotional: did you feel a connection to this season? were you attached to the players, the environment, the season itself?
5) Casting: for a cast with less than 20 people, an automatic point is given for however many fewer people there were... (e.g. a 16 person season gets 4 automatic points)... then for each player, decide yes/no did that person have an impact on Survivor as a whole, in your opinion? basically, are they memorable TO YOU? yes or no? no in betweens. for each yes, one more point is added. If casting provided more than 16 players, they should be making up for it with quality casting.
Add the numbers from the 5 categories. Then rank the 17 totals. Simple.
My rankings are shown below, bitches. The score breakdown is shown in order (B-M-S-E-C). For the Casting score, an explanation is provided for whether or not I approve of the character at this given moment... bitches.
1) Borneo: 87 (19-12-20-20-16)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Rich, Kelly, Rudy, Susan, Colleen, Gervase, Jenna, Greg, Gretchen, Stacey, BB, Sonja) = 16
2) Pearl Islands: 86 (17-18-20-15-16)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Sandra, Lil, Fairplay, Darrah, Burton, Christa, Rupert, Savage, Osten, Michelle, Ryan, Nicole) = 16
3) Amazon: 85 (19-19-16-14-17)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Jenna, Matt, Rob C, Butch, Heidi, Christy, Alex, Deena, Dave, Roger, Shawna, Joanna, Daniel) = 17
4-tie) Australia: 83 (20-11-17-19-16)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Tina, Colby, Elisabeth, Rodger, Jerri, Alicia, Varner, Michael, Kimmi, Maralynn, Kel, Debb) = 16
4-tie) Marquesas: 83 (18-14-18-16-17)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Vee, Neleh, Kathy, Pappy, Sean, General, Tammy, John C., Mariano, Gina, Sarah, Hunter, Peter) = 17
6) Vanuatu: 82 (16-17-19-15-15)
Casting Score: 2 AUTO + (Chris, Twila, Scunt, Eliza, Julie, Ami, Leann, Sarge, Royry, Bubba, Mia, Dolly, Brook) = 15
7) Exile Island: 81 (15-13-19-17-17)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Aras, Horsielle, Terry, Cirie, Shane, Courtney, Bruce, Sally, Austin, Dan, Bobdawg, Misty, Tina S.) = 17
8-tie) China: 80 (17-15-17-14-17)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Todd, Courtney, Amanda, Denise, PG, James, Frosti, JR, Jaime, Dave, Leslie, Ashley, Chicken) = 17
8-tie) Africa: 80 (19-14-15-16-16)
Casting Scire: 4 AUTO + (Ethan, Mama Kim, Lex, Big Tom, Teresa, Kim P., Frank, Brandon Q, Kelly G, Clarence, Lindsey, Silas) = 16
10) Palau: 79 (18-14-17-17-13)
Casting Score: 0 AUTO + (Tom, Katie, Ian, Jenn, Gregg, Steph, Janu, Coby, BobbyJon, James, Angie, Jolanda,Wanda) = 13
11) Guatemala: 77 (20-15-17-11-14)
Casting Score: 2 AUTO + (Danni, Steph, Rafe, Lydia, Cindy, Judd, Gary, Jamie, BobbyJon, Brandon, Amy, Brian C) = 14
12) Micronesia: 76 (16-18-13-14-15)
Casting Score: 0 AUTO + (Parvati, Amanda, Cirie, Natalie, Erik, James, Jason, Ozzy, Eliza, Tracy, Kathy, Chet, Jonathan, Joel, Fairplay) = 15
13) Gabon: 75 (16-15-18-11-15)
Casting Score: 2 AUTO + (Bob, Susie, Sugar, Matty, Ken, Crystal, Corrine, Randy, Charlie, Marcus, Ace, G.C., Gillian) = 15
14) All-Stars: 70 (16-11-17-10-16)
Casting Score: 2 AUTO + (Amber, Rob, Jenna, Rupert, Tom B, ShiiAnn, Alicia, Kathy, Lex, Colby, Sue, Richard, Jenna M., Rudy) = 16
15) Thailand: 69 (14-13-15-11-16)
Casting Score: 4 AUTO + (Brian, Clay, Jan, Helen, Ted, Jake, Penny, Ken, ShiiAnn, Robb, Ghandia, Tanya) = 16
16) Fiji: 65 (15-17-16-7-10)
Casting Score: 1 AUTO + (Earl, Dreamz, Yauman, Alex, Michelle, Lisi, Rocky, Anthony, Sylvia) = 10
17) Cook Islands: 61 (14-14-15-9-9)
Casting Score: 0 AUTO + (Yul, Ozzy, Parvati, Jonathan, Candice, Nathan, Flicka, CaoBoi, Billy) = 9
For me, this method turned out to be surprisingly accurate, and highlights recent season suckiness quite well.
Did you make your rankings? Did I make a Boo-Boo on my math?
Try it for yourselves, and see what ya get. Took me about 25 minutes.















