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gravenwraith wrote:

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So there I was, minding my own business in my local Subway when low and behold I see Dan from Survivor Gabon. He looked like he was about to cry as I heard him order his Chicken Florentine sandwich with extra onion. I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder and asked how he was doing and why he couldn't find the hidden immunity idol on exile island. He smiled at me and said that he was too focused on finding himself on exile island that he could never find the idol.

Then he shook my hand and I noticed his shaved pits. He then sat down and ate his Chicken Florentine sandwich with extra onions alone.

I walked out of Subway today with my Turkey and Mayo sandwich, a changed person.

I can't believe this.