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Posts: 141 (12/16/08 8:45 PM) |
cast one of the militant straightedge/vegan kids from salt lake city who cut up other dudes with katanas for drinking outside hardcore shows and blow up fur
farms and mcdonalds with pipebombs.
then cast a grizzled 48 year old alaskan trapper............watch the sparks fly every episode............... |
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maersk |
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Posts: 142 (12/16/08 8:47 PM) |
...or they could just cast every baby daddy whos ever been on maury...............
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Sparkles0 |
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Posts: 24 (12/16/08 8:48 PM) |
a mute.
their social game would be fucked. |
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dfgWaW |
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Posts: 27 (12/16/08 8:50 PM) |
wasn't richard, winner from season 1 admittedly gay and alpha male? he hunted fish in the ocean with a spear!!!
and for once cast a hot lesbian for the males. |
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WTFscissoring8 |
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Posts: 298 (12/16/08 8:50 PM) |
we've never really had much of the 21/22/23 demographic that are trailer trashish jerk-like. instead, the men that age are either 1) personal trainer
asswipes or 2) ivy league faggots, and the women are just dumb stupid bitches who look hot and fuckable, but don't know shit about playing survivor.
jenna, ian, and eliza are notable exceptions. |
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victalac |
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Posts: 1589 (12/16/08 8:53 PM) Registered user |
Some Hollywood loser?
No, wait.. THAT'S ONLY EVERY GODDAMN CONTESTANT ON THE LAST TEN SURVIVORS!!!!! |
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agentpf1101 |
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Posts: 418 (12/16/08 8:53 PM) |
someone with an eyepatch
an asian rapper an ex preist someone with tourets some hot trailer trash bitch thats barely legal television gold! |
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Charlie the Big Dog |
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Posts: 4817 (12/16/08 8:55 PM) Registered user |
Some dude with Vietnam flash backs. That could make for good show.
Or a kid molested by a catholic preacher... and guess who should be casted for the other team. |
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Posts: 3036 (12/16/08 8:55 PM) Registered User |
I'd like to see a really attractive Indian girl cast, also I'd like to see an older Indian male.
I'd like to see some refugee's cast, I'd actually like to see a season filled with refugee's. |
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maersk |
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Posts: 143 (12/16/08 8:56 PM) |
an elderly person with alzheimers ..........the possibilites are endless with this one.............
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Posts: 1533 (12/16/08 8:59 PM) |
A mime would be EPIC.
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 3531 (12/16/08 9:02 PM) Registered User |
How 'bout a girl rockin a burqini?
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12/16/08 9:07 PM.
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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Posts: 1534 (12/16/08 9:04 PM) |
A hippy like BJ and Tyler from TAR should go on Survivor.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7319 (12/16/08 9:07 PM) Registered User |
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12/16/08 9:14 PM.
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Francois40 |
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Posts: 2692 (12/16/08 9:12 PM) Registered user |
Very masculine gay guy.OK, OK...I'll send in a tape, geez! but, I agree--Varner was the closest but he wasn't Out. While we're at it, what about a Log Cabin Republican gay guy? Someone like Andrew who's a big old choadsmoker. What about a very nerdy Southerner with about 2 PhDs but an accent like Big Tom's? I WOULD fit the "masculine gay male" and also the "educated Southern guy", just not to those extremes. Also, they MUST cast a pure-T transsexual sometime. And no, Erin doesn't count. Maye someone like that transman who's given birth. |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 16959 (12/16/08 9:27 PM) Registered user |
but, I agree--Varner was the closest but he wasn't Out. You're kidding, right? Varner had every gay stereotype down pat. Related to the strong woman (Alicia) Hated the alpha males (Colby, Mike) had a sassy voice, bitchy personality, mocked the Christians, was vain, thought he would be the next Richard hatch, etc. |
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 13857 (12/16/08 9:40 PM) Registered user |
I always feel that you despised Jeff Varney for some reasons, Wyl.
I would like to see an Amish or a career Stock Clerk. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 7405 (12/16/08 9:40 PM) |
A scrawny Latino guy. I mean, the two seasons where there were more than just one or two Latinos, and they were all fucking alpha males (except for Billy). I want a Latino Skinny Ryan. I mean, we already got the black Skinny Ryan in Anthony, the Asian Skinny Ryan in Ken, the Mormon Skinny Ran in Todd, and the female Skinny Ryan in Courtney. |
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 13858 (12/16/08 9:41 PM) Registered user |
I always feel that you despised Jeff Varney for some reasons, Wyl.
I would like to see an Amish or a career Stock Clerk. Is it proven that Jeff hated Colby? I remember that he mentoned that Colby has a small penis. |
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PrettyGoodYear1988 |
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Posts: 1793 (12/16/08 9:42 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, seeing as ANTM and Real World: Brooklyn have both recently cast trans folk, I don't see why Survivor doesn't go ahead and cast one (and I really
don't think Erin was one... If she was, they should have been smarter and picked one who was willing to be out).
I would also like to see a gay Republican... Oh yeah, I'm applying. |
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