makes my cockles shrivel. how goes your butt, pov?
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Posts: 4690 (12/13/08 1:48 PM) Registered user |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16177 (12/13/08 1:49 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
everyone loves a set of shriveled cockles for christmas!
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4499 (12/13/08 1:50 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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God knows what the subliterate pissants behind the counter are doing to the productThat can also refer to John Cusack! True story. |
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blondemss |
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Posts: 11186 (12/13/08 1:51 PM) Guttersnipe |
only the finest engraved shriveled cockles for me tyvm
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15646 (12/13/08 1:51 PM) Registered user |
My butt is back to normal.
Thanks for asking. : ) |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16178 (12/13/08 1:51 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I do not for an instant believe that John Cusack cannot read.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 4808 (12/13/08 1:52 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Shriveled cockles and egg nog = Joyeux Noel!
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 4691 (12/13/08 1:52 PM) Registered user |
tiffany shriveled cockles for everyone this christmas!
glad you are good, pov. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4501 (12/13/08 1:53 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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John Cusack is the product, young grasshopper.
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 13675 (12/13/08 2:09 PM) Registered user |
Do you know that Starbucks' cards can let you buy goodies and cups?
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blondemss |
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Posts: 11191 (12/13/08 2:11 PM) Guttersnipe |
but sadly it won't let YOU buy a decent personality.
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Posts: 30845 (12/13/08 2:11 PM) Sexy asshole |
Shagnanigans wrote:not at all. i just find it strange that an unemployed uneducated low life such as yourself could put down ANYONE working (legitimately, not with a "congratulations your are now a 100 level sex worker!" certificate) at any job. a merry christmas to you, too. |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16181 (12/13/08 2:12 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
Shag made level 100!??!?!
CONGARTS!!!!!!!!!!! *showers Shag with dildos* |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1988 (12/13/08 2:14 PM) I'm not drunk
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OW, JIT! You knocked off my cockring tiara.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17352 (12/13/08 2:15 PM) |
I love the Holiday Spirit around here! Yay!
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4513 (12/13/08 2:16 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Shag is educated, dmb! She watched a nearly naked, and somewhat erotic Dante's Inferno with me. So put THAT in your coffee and smoke it!
... You probably can't smoke coffee, can you? Fuck it. |
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 73 (12/13/08 2:17 PM) |
i bet you could smoke it out of a gourd bong
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1990 (12/13/08 2:18 PM) I'm not drunk
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Oh if it can be smoked, I'm sure Dmb will find a way.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16182 (12/13/08 2:18 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
gourds make the best bongs this side of apples.
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HervetheDentistElf |
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Posts: 21 (12/13/08 2:21 PM) |
from now on i'm going to only use lower case so i don't get called uneducated too. plus i don't like those capital letters, they think they're
special just because they're tall!
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