How many poo bits fit into a shitball ?
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have we ever had a thread about bidets?
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Posts: 6327 (12/12/08 10:17 PM) Registered user |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 805 (12/12/08 10:20 PM) |
okay, so what the fuck do you guys eat that you have to worry about massive shits requiring extraction of bits, balls and mist???
A bidet would be a welcome addition to my life, but I've always washed my bum so it's not a big deal. Pretty much every ethnic person does, jsyk. |
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Posts: 6328 (12/12/08 10:22 PM) Registered user |
Let me rephrase that.
How many Jit poo bits fit into an Angela shitball ? |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23381 (12/12/08 10:31 PM) MESS member |
Lila, how do you wash w/o a bidet? I'm presuming you don't shower every time you poop.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16104 (12/12/08 10:33 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
3 poo bits.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 4179 (12/12/08 10:39 PM) Registered user |
I'm guessing that Lila is a wash rag in the sink kind of gal. NTTAWWT
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 806 (12/12/08 10:56 PM) |
CBRetriever wrote: Okay, let's get real. I use a container made especially for this purpose. It has a long, curved spout kind of like a watering can for a garden. Fill it with nice warm water pre-poop, do your bidness, bend a bit forward and aim the spout at your tailbone & the water slides right down your crack without any crazy maneuvering, and then tp post-poop to dry off. If I've had Mexican food, I pour half, wipe, pour the rest and dry. Flush toilet, put away container, wash hands and you feels as light as air. Away from home it's baby wipes. This is how my people have always done it. |
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angelinab |
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Posts: 358 (12/12/08 11:04 PM) |
I once worked with a bunch of Somalians and they had one public restroom pretty much reserved to themselves. I made the mistake once of using it.... they had
old water bottles lined up at the sink. One would come in and grab a bottle, fill it up and take it to the stall. I can only assume they'd use it to rinse.
Apparently they weren't allowed to touch themselves in order to wipe, so the splash 'n rinse was all they could do. But the sharing bottles thing
squicked me out.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23382 (12/12/08 11:11 PM) MESS member |
doesn't seem too clean to me and the splashage could be horrendous
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 809 (12/12/08 11:29 PM) |
there's no tsunami of splashage, i swear!!!
it's like a gentle trickling, caressing your genitals and warming you up in the best way. truly, i do enjoy it. i like this thread. people should discuss these sorts of things more often. ETA: a good friend of mine when I was younger had a plastic yogurt container next to the toilet. 'twas gross, but I always dared myself to look at it AND in it.
Last Edited By: Lila Fowler
12/12/08 11:31 PM.
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Canterbury Tales1 |
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Posts: 31 (12/12/08 11:30 PM) |
Bidets are wonderful!
When I moved to this country from Europe, a bidet is what I missed the most. I was appalled that everyone here wiped their asses with paper after taking a dump, and then went along their merry way. Not good. Either take a shower afterward, or use a bidet. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23384 (12/12/08 11:31 PM) MESS member |
jit's talking about a combo toilet/bidet - that looks like a stand alone bidet
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16120 (12/12/08 11:34 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
mine is a toto neorest. it is made of WIN.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 13200 (12/12/08 11:45 PM) Not a team player
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I almost peed in a bidet once. I realized just in time I was about to commit a HUGE faux pas.
True story. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23387 (12/12/08 11:55 PM) MESS member |
those cost two arms and both legs
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16128 (12/12/08 11:55 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
what do?
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4478 (12/12/08 11:56 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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The toilets at Six Flags.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16129 (12/12/08 11:57 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
that reminds me, I need to go to magic mountain
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23389 (12/13/08 12:00 AM) MESS member |
I looked up the price of that kind of toilet/bidet - that's a lot of wine that could be bought instead
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16131 (12/13/08 12:00 AM) I Must Be Psychic |
hahaha. they sell jut the seats, with all the fun stuff attached, for cheaper.
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