i think you'ew missing the point of th water sprayer.
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have we ever had a thread about bidets?
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Posts: 16064 (12/12/08 4:43 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23372 (12/12/08 4:44 PM) MESS member |
I could swear that nomii post said a full clean feeling a second ago
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 3618 (12/12/08 4:46 PM) |
Jitensha wrote: Can we come crap at your place and test the bidet? |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16065 (12/12/08 4:47 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
sure.
some people are afraid of it. some people embrace it. everyone who uses it returns. |
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Posts: 7043 (12/12/08 4:48 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
It could be a lavatory.
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 3620 (12/12/08 4:50 PM) |
I bet Jit's place smells like crap. With a line of crappers around the block, each with his own newspaper.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16066 (12/12/08 4:51 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I live in a Wal-Mart bathroom, its true.
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bitwrangler |
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Posts: 2516 (12/12/08 4:59 PM) Registered User |
I think Tres Gay had a thread several years ago on this very topic.
We use our bidet to store extra rolls of toilet paper. I turned it on once. It frightened me. And the cat. |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16067 (12/12/08 5:00 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I deem all of you bidetless people unclean.
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Driv |
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Posts: 3476 (12/12/08 5:19 PM) Registered user |
My Japanese toilet also had a heated seat.
it was heaven |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 7043 (12/12/08 5:24 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
My nan and I soaked our feet in them ... all across Europe. Portugal had them - even in the restaurant loos. |
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nomii |
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Posts: 5288 (12/12/08 5:31 PM) Registered user |
Driv wrote:i know. why can't america have that 
also, the japanese toilets are much smaller in circumference, cuz we're fatasses here. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23375 (12/12/08 5:43 PM) MESS member |
they sell those seats on EBay and Amazon - I just looked
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16068 (12/12/08 5:48 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
my toilet seat is heated as well.
it is the most amazing toilet ever. it flushes itself. |
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23257 (12/12/08 5:56 PM) Registered user |
These are all tempting reasons to join the Soggybottom Gang.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16069 (12/12/08 6:03 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
you can also control the water temperature, and decide whether it pulses or oscillates.
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Posts: 6318 (12/12/08 6:06 PM) Registered user |
There was a great Bart-naa bidet thread debate at ezboard.
Unfortunately, Yuku ate it. |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16070 (12/12/08 6:06 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
what happened in it, so we can repeat it verbatim?
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23259 (12/12/08 6:08 PM) Registered user |
So how about how long does it take to air dry your ass? I'm sure shaking it side-to-side like that helps.
 
Set your bidets on pulse! |
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Posts: 6319 (12/12/08 6:09 PM) Registered user |
I don't care.
PM me when this thread becomes about rimming. |
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