Banana Bread Recipes:
Randy: Add 1/4 cup of cremated dog ash and a tablespoonful of spit
Charlie: Let it soak in the juices of the rectum for 15 minutes.
Marcus: Mold the bread into the shape of Charlie's butt and poke a hole in the middle
Corinne: Use gherkins -- NOT pickles -- and have a maid, preferably large and black, make it for you
Matty: Fold a slice of wonder bread around a banana -- don't forget to peel it first
Kenny: Have your wizard summon Banana Essence Lvl 32 and give it to your Sorcerer to blend in Unholy Bread of Babylon. Add raisins if you like.
Susie: Collect 25 tree branches (no shorter than 10 feet each) and ask someone to make the banana bread for you while you take a nap
Sugar: Collect 5 weeks worth of bananas from Exile Island. Smash them together in the shape of a loaf = be sure to add lots of artificial sweetener.
Bob: Collect $50 worth of random junk from your local Michael's. Bend and twist these items into a large necklace. Construct several large solar panels and an oven out of wood (See Susie), coconuts, bamboo and sticky rice. Grow wheat for harvest next season. Track Gabonese apes into the wild to learn where they find bananas. Wear necklace as you blend your ingredients together in a blender powered by Kenny on a stationary bicycle made of bamboo and wood (See Susie).
Crystal: Take a banana bread recipe and multiply the portions by 100, so that your bread is about the size of a compact automobile. Sprinkle with rice.
Dan: Abandon attempt to make banana bread and find a quiet spot where you can touch and lick yourself all over.
Randy: Add 1/4 cup of cremated dog ash and a tablespoonful of spit
Charlie: Let it soak in the juices of the rectum for 15 minutes.
Marcus: Mold the bread into the shape of Charlie's butt and poke a hole in the middle
Corinne: Use gherkins -- NOT pickles -- and have a maid, preferably large and black, make it for you
Matty: Fold a slice of wonder bread around a banana -- don't forget to peel it first
Kenny: Have your wizard summon Banana Essence Lvl 32 and give it to your Sorcerer to blend in Unholy Bread of Babylon. Add raisins if you like.
Susie: Collect 25 tree branches (no shorter than 10 feet each) and ask someone to make the banana bread for you while you take a nap
Sugar: Collect 5 weeks worth of bananas from Exile Island. Smash them together in the shape of a loaf = be sure to add lots of artificial sweetener.
Bob: Collect $50 worth of random junk from your local Michael's. Bend and twist these items into a large necklace. Construct several large solar panels and an oven out of wood (See Susie), coconuts, bamboo and sticky rice. Grow wheat for harvest next season. Track Gabonese apes into the wild to learn where they find bananas. Wear necklace as you blend your ingredients together in a blender powered by Kenny on a stationary bicycle made of bamboo and wood (See Susie).
Crystal: Take a banana bread recipe and multiply the portions by 100, so that your bread is about the size of a compact automobile. Sprinkle with rice.
Dan: Abandon attempt to make banana bread and find a quiet spot where you can touch and lick yourself all over.
