This is a thread for the worthy, the veterans, and the intelligent contributors to Sucks, so all you n00b and ghostie losers need to scram now.
The Survivor: Gabon reunion show will be airing one week from tonight. I take it that CBS and Jeff Probst read Survivor Sucks RELIGULOUSLY to the point where specific points that are brought up repeatedly here that are not addressed on the show will be brought up in Q/A form to the Gabon players at the reunion. Thus, we loyal fans could, essentially, have an impact on what gets brought up on TV next Sunday night, and could perhaps have the reunion done our way to entertain US and not the casual fan dorks who probably think Bob is the greatest player ever and couldn't possibly comprehend the humor we see in the simple idiosyncrasies of Crystal Cox or Sugar.
To make this happen, I propose the following:
1) No one with less than 100 posts may start a thread here until the Gabon reunion is over. Dead serious. We need to filter out these shit threads like "Is the Hidden Idol a cunt?" or "Is Charlie straight???" or "I think I'm sorta liking Bob now...." (p.s. thx for sharing, NOT).
2) The experienced folks therefore need to and MUST control the content of Survivor Sucks over the next week. We must remain vigilant in posting our opinions here as much as possible. Drive home the point how much certain awful players this season must be LOATHED so that people like Marcus do not get their asses kissed by Probst at the reunion.
3) Ignore Randy, ignore Corrine. No pro or con threads for either of these losers. This must be done. We should not have any precious minutes of our reunion time devoted to these two starving attention whores. I do not want a repeat of Fiji reunion where 10 fuckin minutes were wasted praising shitheads like Rocky and Lisi for being "colorful". Screw them.
4) Get your speculation shit and "predictions" garbage out of here. Period.
5) Along the lines of #4, stop with the Microsoft Excel Spreadsheets. We are nipping this one in the bud before it even becomes an issue here. This is not Introduction to Managerial Accounting 101, this is Survivor Sucks. I don't care if you know how to use the AVG and RANK formulas, and no one else here does either.
We are bringing the seriousness, hilarity, class, sass, and professionalism back to Sucks so that we get some credibility before the reunion.
For others with ideas: Please post. We are taking our show and our reunion back!!!
The Survivor: Gabon reunion show will be airing one week from tonight. I take it that CBS and Jeff Probst read Survivor Sucks RELIGULOUSLY to the point where specific points that are brought up repeatedly here that are not addressed on the show will be brought up in Q/A form to the Gabon players at the reunion. Thus, we loyal fans could, essentially, have an impact on what gets brought up on TV next Sunday night, and could perhaps have the reunion done our way to entertain US and not the casual fan dorks who probably think Bob is the greatest player ever and couldn't possibly comprehend the humor we see in the simple idiosyncrasies of Crystal Cox or Sugar.
To make this happen, I propose the following:
1) No one with less than 100 posts may start a thread here until the Gabon reunion is over. Dead serious. We need to filter out these shit threads like "Is the Hidden Idol a cunt?" or "Is Charlie straight???" or "I think I'm sorta liking Bob now...." (p.s. thx for sharing, NOT).
2) The experienced folks therefore need to and MUST control the content of Survivor Sucks over the next week. We must remain vigilant in posting our opinions here as much as possible. Drive home the point how much certain awful players this season must be LOATHED so that people like Marcus do not get their asses kissed by Probst at the reunion.
3) Ignore Randy, ignore Corrine. No pro or con threads for either of these losers. This must be done. We should not have any precious minutes of our reunion time devoted to these two starving attention whores. I do not want a repeat of Fiji reunion where 10 fuckin minutes were wasted praising shitheads like Rocky and Lisi for being "colorful". Screw them.
4) Get your speculation shit and "predictions" garbage out of here. Period.
5) Along the lines of #4, stop with the Microsoft Excel Spreadsheets. We are nipping this one in the bud before it even becomes an issue here. This is not Introduction to Managerial Accounting 101, this is Survivor Sucks. I don't care if you know how to use the AVG and RANK formulas, and no one else here does either.
We are bringing the seriousness, hilarity, class, sass, and professionalism back to Sucks so that we get some credibility before the reunion.
For others with ideas: Please post. We are taking our show and our reunion back!!!
