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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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StarringAmy wrote: Fuck you, Amy. I'd rather slice the tip of my tongue off with rusty scissors than EVER receive or not receive anything from you. |
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ohboy |
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allow me...
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CBRetriever |
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you're
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ohboy |
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someone isn't getting the ftocat.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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I love it ohboy!!
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The Purple Parrot |
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Hi Everyone. Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas and happy holidays. If you haven't dropped by AMERICAN LIFE in awhile, feel free to pop on in. We'd love to have your company and wisdom.
It's a great place to crash and forget all your worries. Then again, it's a great place to vent your worries. Come by where everybody seems to know
your name. And if we don't, post more often and you can bet we will know it.
Special thanks to American Life Moderators; Joan and Mark. You're the best And another shout out and thanks goes to my very good friend and partner, helping me running American Life; Marilyn. I'm am blessed to have your unconditional friendship. As you know, that is rare to find these days. ;) Wil (admin) American Life ps... a shameful plug for my personal YOUTUBE Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/WilUnleashed Feel free to subscribe, rate and comment. Accepting friendships on the channel too. ;) |
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ZippyDoDa |
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her medication So she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now were all so proud of Grandpa He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of pig And a blue and silver candle That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe! |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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If I send you "Happy Chanakuh" greeting instead, will that be better?
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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How about a nice football
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omzig |
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buried out back |
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I got one of those. I don't know that person.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Lets all spam her account with Christmas greetings!
Its probably a friend of that fucktard PartyLite bitch! She just came here with a notepad and took down all of our names and then sent that shit out. It was a giant image of an elf, I think. Stupid cunt. |
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omzig |
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Nah, we'll fall right into her trap.
She probably just wants to pad her kudos. |
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The Purple Parrot |
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NlGHTCRAWLER wrote:Best. Poster. Ever. |
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TroubleInTampa |
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I will give a sparkly Christmas comment all 12 days of Christmas but only because I love you. :D
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it is a mystery |
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NiceToAnimals |
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