I was on the show. It was an All-Stars season. Rupert and Stephenie were there along with Kim Johnson, Mark Burnett, Heidi, Yauman, and some black girl. I
forget the other two people on my tribe, but they sucked anyways and we voted them out right away.
We got to the merge with the 7-3 majority. Black girl started gettin in our faces so we voted her out before the other 3 losers. Its fun to think about that Tribal Council, because Rupert had like 9 hidden idols, and he wouldnt give one to the black girl. At Final 9, I blindsided Kim Johnson (OWNADGEEEE!) by telling her I was gonna vote against some mactor fag on the other tribe.
Then the dream morrrrrphed all the way to the F3. Last 3 in the game were Rupert, me, and Stephenie. (I guess dreamz really do come true!!! <3 <3 <3). It was that challenge in Vaginatu where ya had to hold the bow and arrow in the air and not be a retarded scunt. Lucky for ME and StepheME, Rupert was both gay AND retarded, so he not only was the first one eliminated in that challenge, but he also came out of the closet. Then, Stephenie started complaining that her tribe always sucks and how come shes never on the tribe that does well in challenges, so Rupert picked his bow and arrow back up and the arrow was fired, and became impaled in Steph's leg. She cried and told me she would not give up. Like a little middle school girl, I swooned in her presence and finally let go of the arrow. Rupert and Stephenie proceeded to make out and quit the game together in order to earn back my friendship and respect. Worst romance ever. But I won Survivor 22, and the scene ended with a helicopter shot of me and the theme song to "The Contender" playing in the background while Stephenie and Rupert gave birth to their first child.
We got to the merge with the 7-3 majority. Black girl started gettin in our faces so we voted her out before the other 3 losers. Its fun to think about that Tribal Council, because Rupert had like 9 hidden idols, and he wouldnt give one to the black girl. At Final 9, I blindsided Kim Johnson (OWNADGEEEE!) by telling her I was gonna vote against some mactor fag on the other tribe.
Then the dream morrrrrphed all the way to the F3. Last 3 in the game were Rupert, me, and Stephenie. (I guess dreamz really do come true!!! <3 <3 <3). It was that challenge in Vaginatu where ya had to hold the bow and arrow in the air and not be a retarded scunt. Lucky for ME and StepheME, Rupert was both gay AND retarded, so he not only was the first one eliminated in that challenge, but he also came out of the closet. Then, Stephenie started complaining that her tribe always sucks and how come shes never on the tribe that does well in challenges, so Rupert picked his bow and arrow back up and the arrow was fired, and became impaled in Steph's leg. She cried and told me she would not give up. Like a little middle school girl, I swooned in her presence and finally let go of the arrow. Rupert and Stephenie proceeded to make out and quit the game together in order to earn back my friendship and respect. Worst romance ever. But I won Survivor 22, and the scene ended with a helicopter shot of me and the theme song to "The Contender" playing in the background while Stephenie and Rupert gave birth to their first child.
