When I say "we" i mean "you sad fucks" cause I dont watch this shit. So heres why you ass holes watch this shit.
1) Your so fucking mind numbed that you sit on your ass and can watch hour after hour of the same shit for 17 seasons, getting your thrills while these ass
holes do the same shit, the same games. Fuck you for being so annoying.
2) Males who watch these shows cant get any chicks and get off on seeing these useless slappers in their survivor gears, looking all amazonian and shit and
have a wank to this shit.
3) Females who watch this just suck, mostly for the fact that you watch this shit. And I think you get off on the gay survivors who hit on other men, then you
come to this shitty forum and have a dildo wank to that stupid thread with silas screwing everything, and I know you drool now that he has animated hips.
So i know what your thinking, if i hate survivor, then why do i post here? And here are my reasons
1) because
2) i hate
and 3) you all.
Now if you could all make an orderly line, males to the left, females to the right. All those on the left can fuck off and die a slow horrible death, those on
the right can strip off naked and suck my dick.
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Posts: 3713 (12/01/08 4:29 AM) Registered user |
Will this thread top ArtieeLange's thread?
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Posts: 1 (12/01/08 5:06 AM) |
sugar nude?
Someone BURNS the Camp Down. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Next season should be in Singapore.
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Posts: 11937 (12/01/08 5:24 AM) Registered user |
I don't watch Survivor so much as I use it as a life guide.
Things I've learned: 1) Life sucks but is even worse when you have smelly annoying people living with you 2) Life would be really hard if you had a host, bored out of his skull, announcing everything you did 3) Life would suck with Hidden Immunity Idols. "Hey, wow girl, I'm really happy you find me attractive and not that douchebag who was hitting on you!" Douchebag pulls out HII "DAMMIT!" 4) Money does in fact increase the likelihood that you'll score hot chicks. 5) Being a wannabe Mactor is harder than it looks. Give these good people credit! 6) Anybody who swears on anything (family, mom, bible, dog) is a lying piece of shit. Never trust anybody who doesn't believe in their own word and needs to swear on something! 7) Casting is the easiest job in the world. Line 'em up, use MB provided Pre-Selection Kit with all necessary archetypes, go! 8) Hosting a gameshow gives you a one in 300 chance of being over 40 and still scoring a young hot chick (till she dumps you because she's still young and hot and you're old with grey ballsack hair). 9) Most fans of the show are idiots. 10) Yup. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 3837 (12/01/08 5:48 AM) Registered user |
kthx!!!!
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Posts: 621 (12/01/08 6:52 AM) Registered user |
ew.
we watch survivor because we can all relate to certain people, especially the underdogs. also, i love the animal clips. i love when two people are talking and they cut to a scene of an elephant as if its right there with them. |
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Posts: 744 (12/01/08 7:16 AM) Registered User |
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Bon Qui Qui baby |
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Posts: 6 (12/01/08 8:43 AM) |
bitch i will CUT you
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 421 (12/01/08 8:51 AM) |
I watch, but I hate myself for watching.
you on the otherhand, and when I say you I mean the orriginal thread ghostie, are a bigger idiot than us. In the immortal workds of Obee Won Kanobee, "Who is more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows the foo?" you good sir, are following fools by posting here at all. I just made all that up, just now. |
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Posts: 922 (12/01/08 9:04 AM) Registered User |
When I say "we" i mean "you sad fucks" cause I dont watch this shit. So heres why you ass holes watch this shit.You actually seem to know as much about the show as anyone here so how would that be unless you watch it? |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 6197 (12/01/08 9:08 AM) Registered user |
HotSexyDog=Crappys retarded cousin?
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 3384 (12/01/08 9:25 AM) Registered User |
Lamest.ghostie.ever
Or at least for this week. |
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Posts: 2 (12/01/08 12:02 PM) |
Im no survivorwiki you sad sack so piss off. By the way i dont recall giving you permission to post in my thread so if you pull this shit again your gonna face some horrible consequences......................................................................................... |
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Posts: 3 (12/01/08 12:03 PM) |
bitch i will CUT your mom....in half...with my huge dick....as she screams my name...and your sister watches...drooling.....
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Posts: 2326 (12/01/08 12:05 PM) Registered user |
HotsexyDog wrote: You're the worst anything anywhere |
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Posts: 4 (12/01/08 12:08 PM) |
sammyhain2364 wrote: Life is tough mate, suck it in, go watch shitty survivor and drown your sorrows |
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Posts: 2328 (12/01/08 12:15 PM) Registered user |
HotsexyDog wrote: Well that would be one hour a week where I won't have to read the crap that you post. Sounds like a win/win situation for me. |
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Posts: 474 (12/01/08 12:31 PM) |
WOWWW-SUICIDE WATCH. honestly you claim we're the losers but really you've got way too much time on your hands. now finish off that noose, but your
head through it, and jump already. the world doesn't need you around. JUMP JUMP!
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Posts: 144 (12/01/08 1:51 PM) |
HotsexyDog wrote:i hope corinne is in the line to the right, that way her butcher knife buck teeth will chop your needledick right off, and you can go bitch about that on some other lamer survivor website kthx |
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Posts: 6 (12/01/08 2:12 PM) |
HotsexyDog wrote:Is this Randy? |
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Posts: 12 (12/01/08 2:17 PM) |
This one's just asking for a pecking.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
