Yep, I am getting my anal probe on Wednesday.
You may now sympathize or ridicule me!
GO!
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COUNTDOWN TO COLONOSCOPY!
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COUNTDOWN TO COLONOSCOPY! |
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Posts: 15515 (11/30/08 12:29 AM) Registered user |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 19136 (11/30/08 12:33 AM) >: | |
Will said procedure involve Doritos?
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 12930 (11/30/08 12:35 AM) Not a team player
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Good God! I hope not!
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15517 (11/30/08 12:36 AM) Registered user |
Only on the burning out take.
Have you tried those spicy sweet ones? To die for! |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8680 (11/30/08 12:37 AM) |
Oh my. I shall refrain from telling you the horror story that was my Step Mom's last colonoscopy.
::prays for POV:: |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15519 (11/30/08 12:39 AM) Registered user |
Tell me!
Is it like labor/birth stories?! I love those! |
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Posts: 15660 (11/30/08 12:39 AM) super badass |
Thumbs up.
edit: up yours
Last Edited By: squashthebeef
11/30/08 12:42 AM.
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15520 (11/30/08 12:40 AM) Registered user |
Your red x, says it all, squash.
Says it all. |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8683 (11/30/08 12:41 AM) |
Something tells me we should all be grateful we had that near miss with squash's "image".
POV. Trust me you DO NOT want to know. It might make you clinch when you shouldn't on Wednesday. Best to go in all relaxed and limp like. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15521 (11/30/08 12:42 AM) Registered user |
Now the pic is there.
I hate you, and my hail damaged whale body hates you too! |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15523 (11/30/08 12:45 AM) Registered user |
Should I trim my pubes and stuff?
I don't want my surgeon to think I'm all whore and stuff. What is the correct procedure? |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8687 (11/30/08 12:46 AM) |
I'm sure they've seen horrible horrible things so you should be good to go....ssts
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Posts: 4665 (11/30/08 12:47 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
It's happening up your asshole. He won't be looking in the front.
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15525 (11/30/08 12:48 AM) Registered user |
You are so helpful.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 4464 (11/30/08 12:49 AM) Registered user |
wait until you drink the stuff the night before.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8689 (11/30/08 12:49 AM) |
We do what we can...
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Mister Slippery |
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They give you good drugs, you won't feel a thing.
The bitch of it is waiting the week to get results. Pretty much most people have a few polyps but by and large they are usually benign. Good luck, don't sweat it, and make sure you have someone to drive you home, you'll be too woozy to do it yourself. |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 4666 (11/30/08 12:51 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Okay, here's my best advice.
When they tell you you're going to have to drink a gallon of fruit flavored snot, demand that they give you pills, enemas, ANYTHING but the fruit flavored snot. Also, when they tell you to choose which flavor of fruit flavored snot to drink, trust me, it's irrelevant. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 15527 (11/30/08 12:51 AM) Registered user |
I have to drink the gallon of shit to shit. My Dr. doesn't believe in the taking the few shots of "hell" to get the bowels moving. : /
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 15663 (11/30/08 12:52 AM) super badass |
Shove a bunch of assorted magnets up there before you go. That'll get 'em talking during the debriefing.
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 8690 (11/30/08 12:52 AM) |
Squash is bringing da funny tonight.
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