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Women
Betty (Goes by Sprinkle-Stars) - Blonde, short, fugly, no eyebrows, horrible personality, cries too much - Fan Favorite
Hollaeisha - BIG, BLACK, AND BEAUTIFUL. Bright red weave with white streaks in it, and green underneath. 6'5", sounds like RuPaul.
Skyelieye - Brown hair, boring.
Jenn - Blonde, mactress.
Lauren A. - Brunette, mactress.
Lauren Q. - Black mactress.
Inga - Blonde German lady, speaks no English.
Spinster-Ann - Old woman, resembles Bea Arthur.


Men
Candi - Gay asian, think Onch from that Paris Hilton thing.
Bobb - Old, boring, does nothing - Fan Favorite.
Tim - Mactor.
Tom - Mactor.
John - Middle Eatern...and a mactor.
Yakor-Tykwone - 400 pound black man.
Hank - Manly gay guy.
Hazeeza - Cross dressing Afgan, wears those black robes that cover entire body.


Alliances on Female Tribe - Episodes 1-4
Betty and Skyelieye
Jenn, Lauren A., Lauren Q.
Hollaeisha, Spinster-Ann, Inga

Alliances on Male Tribe - Episodes 1-4
Bobb, Tim, Tom, John, Hank
Candi, Yakor-Tykwone
Hazeeza (floater)


Tribal Council #1 - Men
Tim quits because he wants to see his girlfriend, tribal council is canceled


Tribal Council #2 - Men
Tom quits because he wants to see his fiance, tribal council is canceled


Tribal Council #3 - Men[/u]
[b]John - Candi, Hazeeza, Yakor-Tykwone
Hazeeza - Hank, John, Bobb

In a fire starting challenge, Yakor-Tykwone eats John's fire starting materials and wins.


Tribal Council #4 - Women
Skyelieye - Hollaeisha, Jenn, Lauren A., Lauren Q., Spinster-Ann
Spinster-Ann - Sprinkle-Stars, Skyelieye
Inga - Inga (Does not understand what to do and votes for herself, the producers allow it)

The tribe hates Skyelieye because she didn't do work at camp. Upon being voted off, Sprinkle-Star cries until JEff finally bitch slaps her, shutting her up.



TRIBAL SWATCH ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Tofu Tribe
Sprinkle-Stars
Hollaeisha
Inga
Candi
Hazeeza
Hank

Sushi Trobe
Jenn
Lauren A.
Lauren Q.
Spinster-Ann
Bobb
Yakor-Tykwone


Alliances on Tofu Tribe - Episodes 5&6
Hollaeisha, Candi, Inga
Sprinkle-Stars, Hank
Hazeeza (Floater)

Alliances on Sushi Tribe - Episodes 5&6
Jenn, Lauren A., Lauren Q., Spinster-Ann, Yakor Tykwone
Bobb's fucked


Tribal Council #5 - Tofu Tribe
Sprinkle-Stars - Hollaeisha, Candi, Hazeeza
Hollaeisha - Sprinkle-Stars, Hank
Inga - Inga (still doesn't get it)

Everyone hates her, she's a fucking bitch, but is edited to look nice.


Tribal Council #6
Bobb - Jenn, Lauren A., Lauren Q., Spinster-Ann, Yakor-Tykwone
Jenn - Bob

Lol told ya.




MERGE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



Tofushi
Hollaeisha
Inga
Candi
Lauren A.
Lauren Q.
Hank
Jenn
Spinster-Ann
Yakor-Tykwone
Hazeeza


Lauren A. quits because Hazeeza violates her in episode 7. Tribal's canceled.


Jenn quits because she finds out she is pregnant with Jeff Probst's baby in episode 8. Tribal's canceled


Hank hurt his pink, he is medically evacuated in episode 9. Canceled



Episode 10-12 - Alliances
Hollaeisha, Inga, Lauren Q., Spinster-Ann, Candi, Yakor-Tykwone
Hazeeza (floater)


Episode 10 Tribal - Hazeeza Immuned
Lauren Q. - Spinster-Ann, Candi
Candi - Lauren Q.
Spinster-Ann - Hazeeza
Hollaeisha - Yakor-Tykwone
Yakor-Tykwone - Hollaiesha
Inga - Inga (This bitch is still here?)

Lauren Q. sucks so they booted her.


Episode 11 Tribal - Hazeeza Immune
Yakor-Tykwone - Candi, Spinster-Ann, Hollaeisha, Inga (yep, she gets it now!)
Inga - Yakor-Tykwone, Hazeeza

After a reward challenge that involved peanut butter and condoms, the tribe vomits after Hazeeza and Yakor-Tykwone take their love to the next level. Oh yeah, they were a showmance, I forgot, sorry .




HOLLA IT'S FINAL FIZZZZIVE!


Hollaeisha - She was a diva bitch who formed the right alliance
Hazeeza - Hot to trot when it coms to immunities
Inga - Speaks no English and used interpretive dance to stratagize, and despite not knowing that they were voting people off, she figured it out. (
Spinster-Ann - Old bitch who played a good game thus far
Candi - Did good I guess




Episode 13 Tribal A. - Hazeeza Immune
Hollaiesha - Candi, Spinster-Ann, Inga
Inga - Hollaeisha
Candi - Hazeeza

lulz she was blindsided. Oh yeah Inga found the idol but didn't know what it was so she threw it into the ocean.



Episode 13 Tribal B. - Inga Immune
Hazeeza - Candi, Spinster-Ann, Inga
Candi - Hazeeza

FINALLY


Episode 13 Tribal C.
In the end the jury overlooked the fact that all 3 played the best game, even if it was at their expense. BTW the jury is Hank, Lauren Q., Yakor-Tykwone, Hollaeisha, and Hazeeza...and in a "twist" Sprinkle-Star and Bobb are invited to be jury members.


FINAL VOTE!!!!!!!

Inga - Lauren Q., Sprinkle-Star, Bobb, Hollaeisha
Candi - Hazeeza, Yakor-Tykwone
Spinster-Ann - Hank




INGA WINS BITCHEZZZZ!


America's player is tied between Bobb, Sprinkle-Starr, and the producers included Stephanie and Rupert into the poll, so they were also tied. They all recieved 10 billion dollars each.





Final Rankings / Edgic
16. Tim (OTTPP4)
15. Tom (INV1)
14. John (UTRP1)
13. Skyelieye (MORP2)
12. Sprinkle-Stars (OTTPPPP10)
11. Bobb (OTTPPPP10.5)
10. Lauren A. (UTR1)
9. Jenn (UTRN1)
8. Hank (UTRP1)
7. Lauren Q. (UTRP2)
6. Yakor-Tykwone (OTTM5)
5. Hollaeisha (OTTNN5)
4. Hazeeza (MORM3)
3. Spinster-Ann (MORP4)
2. Candi (OTTN5)
1. Inga (MORP3)