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2manchew - The king of Monster Island threads, 2manchew is the only suckster in survivor sucks history to get over 4 monster island threads. This poster was way ahead of his time, and created the first 350 page thread. I haven't been around long enough to get much more info on him but this will do. He can start a 100 page thread anytime anywhere.
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About Breaking The Rules- A person who I always clicked with whether by alter ego nics or ghostnics, but probably was a coincidence. As drumbad8902, we would bash jizzrag together and still share the same opinions of her. This suckster also played off of my thread grader oasting when I brought BBPOLICE out of retirement to bust TG which made for a good story line.
B

Adamyst- This suckster has not posted for the longest time at sucks but had a lot of great pics of hot female reality players and did not mind chatting on aol. I miss him, and many Big Brother forumers that are oldbies do as well.
B

AllMenAreIslands - A suckster who can hold her own. Member of not just 10,000 posts but 10's of thousands of posts. If she did not win an oldbie award at sucks, she deserves to. Many know her as the best suckster to have never become a mod. She can start multipage threads at just about any time, even if the message is short, such as "Fuck, that is all" as the original post, possibly giving creators of superbad the idea of calling their transexual that name. She creates survivor recap stories as well, replacing GregBuisIsADick. You know, I change my mind, with the respect the posters have for her I think she deserves higher than a B.
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AnomyBC - The king of analyzing. A suckster who is pretty technical. Feels the winners rule all, no matter which one it is whether it be Amber or Brian. That is pretty much all of the cons of this suckster, now on with the pros. He created a "Greatest survivors of all time" and gave points to all survivors super smash brothers style, and a lot of obvious work was put in. Yea, I know its in LTS and not sucks but this thread deserves recognition, let alone AnomyBC. He then created yet another thread with supreme effort called "The Stupidest Things Done On Survivor" and it opened a great debate as well. However, due to poor luck, this thread for whatever reason got locked by the admin and had to be remade, as well as the "Greatest Survivors of All Time" thread. The fact that these two threads got wiped out the way they were makes me sense some envy from others toward this suckster. Why this suckster does not have a monster island thread yet, I dont know.
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Arrogant Dreamer - One of the likable posters of Survivor Sucks. AD burst onto the scene as a noob last year at Sucks, and immediately made her arrival known. She is one of the posters that instigated the flame war between Sucks and OT. The EZ crush of SuperJude. AD has a slight drinking problem, and makes it quite obvious when she has been laying back a few. She is funny, sarcastic, and not afraid to argue with someone when she feels like she is right. Overall, she gets a B, but she needs to post more often if she ever wants as A.
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Assfacekillah - Basically the female Dire2 of sucks. The queen of flames (nice ring to it?) Knows how to flame, even if caught on the wrong end of rooting for sucks hated survivor, but can flame too much sometimes. Hosted a flameathon thread which went well. Assfacekillah has good taste for the hot female survivors such as Ami. Some may say Assfacekillah actually IS Ami, some may say Katie. But with looking at her posts, I think she's most likely to be Sandra. Imagine if she started using negative captions in the style of DES though.
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Autistic Alex- A "suckster" that spiced up the Survivor Kindergarden thread even more. He never got out of character such as phrases like "I do not like her I wanted to put gum in her hair" and I wish him the best of luck in future kindergarden shows.
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Bart Anderson - The rival of 2manchew. Also ahead of his time. He had great sucks vocabulary and came up with the most ones. Many people registered Anderson like names as a result. For some reason though, Bart Anderson hates it when he is unbanned. I think it was because he eventually had to move on, requesting a ban to do so but somehow got unbanned because sucks wanted him back. Some people say he came up with the WWWWW gimmick and said I was a copycat but I am an inadvertant copycat.
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Beatles20147 - A suckster/LTSer who is king of survivor surveys, such as the greatest episode of survivor, and hottest survivor. The threads created spawned great debate and suspense in what the results would be. Also known for great info about most survivors. Rumor has it, he is a fan of Kelly Goldsmith, Suzie McNeil, and Tyler Florence. Without Beatles20147, the offseasons would be more suffering. Beatles has a bright future for the Clubs that Suck forum and for good reason.
A

blondemss - A long time lurker, just started posting in the last few weeks/months. She is a VERY agressive, funny poster. Lots of self-confidence, and a very sarcastic wit. She understands the pulse of the place and is quick to snap out a one liner. She has attitude, but is also a very sweet person. She has been post whoring it up lately, and rumor has it she has an EZcrush on Survivor Arctic. B for now, because she's new. But has potential to be a great one.
B

CesterninoRules - An idiot who tried to promote Rob Cesternino and anti Christa Hastie. He does not know the difference between new topic and add reply and there for I could not get the thread name "Cesternino owns you, total @#%$, like 100% Haha lol" out of my head to this day. For this reason, guys and gals, I suggest you do not go searching for threads made by this poster. Rightfully banned. Even though I am a cesternino fan, I just can not get into this suckster.
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Chicaguapa - Known for being a hot female poster at sucks. Many sucksters developed crushes on her and often went out of their way to call her out. Has great avator choices. Has a lot of sucks posts, which only adds to the fuel. Hey, I'd fuck her if I saw her in real life for sure. Ha I shouldnt say that now that I'm uncovered but oh well. Too bad she doesnt dig my ghostnics. Member of 10,000 post club.
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CobySucks - A survivor suckster who posts more than any other survivor at sucks and therefore has a lot of fans at this forum. He started posting right off the bat when he got voted off to help us get through watching the season better. However, CobySucks is known to temporarily boardcide from enough hate and did it right when the worst offseason started and boardcided so much that even Hitler got pissed off at him for it. Off and on though, he still posts from time to time. Here is to an A for one of the best survivor sucksters ever.
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Craig - A suckster who when he rooted for a survivor it often took other sucksters by surprise. Other than that, Craig started the "Signs that your tribe sucks" which will be around forever. Craig is quick to point out certain patterns that happen in survivor whether it be that the final 6 of Allstar represented 6 seasons or that Ami was the last female survivor to have immunity when in season Guatemala.
B

Crappy Sucks - CrappySucks is a truest troll of all. Resorting to mob mentality, crushing people out all fricking time and act like he should be loved for hating friendships and loving Janelle. You will be find plenty of his useless rants in Big Brother forum. He is not that hard to find. His bannings would make a lot of people happy.
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Crepuscular - The only known Lillian fan of sucks. Many people gave this suckster the fucktard award of the offseason after survivor 7 but little did they know how underrated Crepuscular is. Crepuscular started pretty decent threads later on but he is best known as the emoticon creator which spawned new emoticons at sucks, like twatwaffle, whatevia, and lillian icons. Most improved suckster ever.
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Cuauhtemoc Cosby - A suckster who when you pick your reality favorite, you had better hope that Cuauhtemoc Cosby is not routing against her or her otherwise, THEY WILL NEVER WIN. Just look at Romber from Ar7, Terry from Survivor 12, Janelle from BB6 and BB7 getting booted TWICE before the final 2, also losing to the friendship who CC and very very few others predicted would win, and I predict that Dick from BB8 will lose as well. Cuauhtemoc Cosby is good at flaming sucksters, even when having an I Dont Play Well With Others subnic. She grabbed the 10000th post in the Janelle Fan thread and you could HEAR her orgasming to death on that post. You think she is all posts and no thread starter? WRONG! She's good at that as well. One example is her "Amazing Race Leaderboard" which parallels her thread skills with AnomyBC. Many wanabe sucksters started ghostnics of Cuauhtemoc, wanting to be like her or degrade her, because they will never be as good a suckster as Cuauhtemoc Cosby. She got banned in 2007 which was the biggest surprise banning in my opinion. It did get banning of the year anyway.
A

Cuauhtemoc Gilmore - I have gotten mixed reviews of Cuauhtemoc Gilmore. CG is an oldbie who has been around Sucks for quite some time. He was the first Cuauhtemoc after CC. He loves Gilmore Girls, and he loves CC, so his nic is a combination of the two. People often thought (RupertsScrotum included) that he was a girl for ages. He is a member of the 10,000 post club, and an avid Monarch of the Glen fan. He even got Pencake to watch the show! Inspired his EZcrush rudyknowsbest to be the ghostnicker that he is today. He has a penchant for posting "<3" as well as posting whatever the poster said above him verbatim. Best of buddies with Tennis Ace. Will routinely attempt to threadjack with "____o.wnage" in giant red letters. Good chopper, makes great avatars, and is a wiz with the computer. Some say he contributes a lot, others say he contributes little.
B

Debb Eaton - A suckster who promoted Debb Eaton, posted and acted like. Debb Eaton inspired many others to register Debb Eaton nics, only to be banned at the end of season 12. Not only this, but her threads in the dump got locked. This shows how famous Debb Eaton was despite her first vote off, and being more memoriable than the winner Ethan.
B

Destiny's Champion - A suckster who rooted for the African players and rooted against the white players harder than any one else here. Thinks the Jenna is the best survivor winner just because of she voted out Christy who hated Joanna. Destiny's Champion basically goes out of the way to do stuff like this and another example being the hate for Erika in Apprentice, because, you know, Omarosa is the biggest saint to ever live. However she does point out the great African winners so there is still hope for this suckster.
C

Dictatorship- A winner of a few awards in the end of 2007 of Sucks awards. In the original SSE thread, Dictatorship was playing the role of that guy that would not pay attention in class but kept a lot of replies going in it. People soon gave him the "most wordiness with nothing to contribute" award when the year ended. Big fan of hot white survivors which is alright for me, depending on who it is. Had a ghost called Tennis Ace which spawned quite a few threads. For this suckster, F = A
F

Dire2 - A suckster internet ninja who would hunt down newbies just about anywhere. Very internet tough. He is like that lead wolf in prison who is surrounded by his gang members to gang up on the new comer. This suckster was after me from the get go with my nic as Drumbad8902 and was right there to reply when I came back under this nic. Mostly, sucksters can respect someone for having high outflamage, but this guy takes it way over the top, always having to have the last word, no matter how wrong he is and worse, he types at over 120 words per minute. Rumor has it that he tracks down fucktards onto their aol messenger as well. Steer clear of this suckster at all times. Would get an A for outflaming, but for being known to take things just too far he can not get one. He is solely responsible for me opening up the ghostnic era in summer 2005 when spamming messages to me on instant messenger when I said not to or there would be trouble. He did bring up good debates in topics and surveys and shared my same interests against all odds.
B

Doctor Eggs - The king of video game chops. This suckster has made dozens of mortal kombat game chops in his survivor mortal kombat thread. That's not all he can do though, as he is a great chopper in the silas screws thread and other threads. Posts are often short but awesome. What you see is what you get with him. I can not find many posts by this person at sucks unless I search throught them though unfortunately. Post more.
A

DoubleEdgedSword - A legendary suckster who lives up to the screen name, king of high quality posts and negative captions, Knows how to photochop, often funny, especially in the Silas Screws Thread or Separated at Birth. This suckster is kind of the Agent Smith to my Neo Anderson that came along right when I started the ghostnic era at sucks, who can spot my ghosts from the other side of the forum as fast as superjude and suspected to be a fan of the Angry Video Game Nerd.If you were here long enough and you see this user name as the last reply of a thread, you KNOW you have to open the thread just to see what his post was. When a retard makes a terrible thread, DoubleEdgeSword is always there to give a negative caption. He often made Postnumber1 and his ghostnics show mercy, such as the "unknown poster" with his "breaking news" caption which is in my opinion the best negative caption ever made. One thing I noticed though is that most posters don't really address DES enough. Maybe he should start more threads. Afterall, he created the longest separated at birth one.
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Eternal Love/Smile - A female fucktard fan who would fuck the margins out of nowhere with dolly neely love. This poster would copy Kolomoso's avators and did it 3x if I remember correctly. One of them was of Morgan. Maybe this poster was a wanabe Kolomoso, I don't know, but we could distinguish the posters easily though as eternal love/smile needed to get a fucking personality and Kolomoso was more in your face.
D

fairplayhatesyou- Johnny Fairplay. It took a while, but he finally started posting at sucks when Half Ass aired. He is a very unique suckster and would even offer to play video games online. Johnny fairplay at survivor is Johnny fairplay at sucks as well.
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fanofcoils - Started out like many others in the LTS forum before moving to other threads all around Sucks. He enjoys getting into arguments with people in LTS, and trying to plead his case as to how things would be different in other hypothetical situations. There is rarely a post from fanofcoils that does not include the words %%$@#, colorful, or offensive. He has recently, in the last few months started using the word m.orph to describe how reality contestants change from the beginning of the season to the end. He has used the word m.orph so many times, people believe he is single handedly responsible for the filtering of it. Almost every thread he has ever started is a brainfart topic, although they often ballon in size because people are often tricked into responding to the troll.
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Fapple77 - The King/Queen of whatevia chops. Knows how to animate, chop, you name it to whatevia. Too bad Fapple77 does not post as much in this part of the forum. Has great potential though, lets get him/her over here and turn Nightcrawlers threads into golder gold.
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Ferris Bueller - I had a little trouble remembering this guy's username for a minute. He was a poster that was BBPOLICE's first and biggest fan. One of his quotes was "woot woot, I want BBPOLICE to book some overtime!" He encouraged BBPOLICE to start posting Police Blotter of the Week threads which included which posters he busted that week. As a result, he could never be busted even if people report him. He lives up to his subnic due to some posters opinion of him but he should get a C , not a D, for being ahead of his time for fans of BBPOLICE.
C

finishthemoff - FTO is one of the more intelligent and emotional Sucksters. When he first started posting, people thought he was some kind of troll, or at least somebody with mental problems. His spelling and grammar are among the worst out there. He often uses wrong tenses (such as "I enjoys posting on Survivor Sucks") which makes it easy to identify him, even if you don't look at who made the post. He is also guilty of the occasional double-post. When FTO gets emotional, he will tell you to your face that he hates you, or he considers you a friend. Some people are a bit put off by this, and he does have a few Sucks enemies. But deep down he is a truly amazing and wonderful guy. He really knows his stuff as a suckster. He likes to ask questions of the Survivors when they post here, especially Eliza. Came up with the "Do you ever dated a black girl" phrase.
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firstdegreeblackfelt- A suckster which I believe has a split personality. He was the biggest hater of Jonathan Baker but then out of nowhere started worshipping him, making me wonder if someone highjacked his account from him but its not like anyone can kick his ass.
C

Gene - Known for having the most hate for Amber, Gene would always crack a joke against her when the timing was right, like when someone says "I thought this thread said survivor fistings" he replies as a ghostie pretending to be Amber- "Rob fists me at night" However, Gene often showed mercy to the admins.
C

GodIsAnAtheist - One of the best screen names out there. GIAA is mostly known flaming for noobs and ghosties. Although he does take a strike for not realizing Briget was a ghostie and fawning all over her. He has a distinct hatred for Tennis Ace in particular. Jonathan is his favorite Survivor, and he even sported a Jonathan Christ avatar for a long period of time. He is not a post whore, but when he makes a post you always take notice. Has E-crushes on Arrogant Dreamer and elinorrigby. Finished second place in Survivor: Thailand.
B

GregBuisIsADick - A suckster known for love for Stephenie from Survivor Palau and even Guatemala. He created threads about stories of survivors like this and what he would do and this created great humor. Later he started doing recaps of Survivor Palau which turned out to be a masterpiece but then burnt out at the end of the season recap, making sucksters question if he will keep going. He continued though, with Guatemala but then crashed out in the middle of the season.
B

HaroldBalzaccio - A suckster who has been around for quite some time. He is known mainly as a poster who posts in OT. He usually only comes to the Sucks forum to get in flame arguments with posters such as TroubleInTampa and SuperJude. His blue ball avatar is one of the most well known avatars on the board, almost as well known as his dislike of Roadfinder, hotlinking and stealing bandwidth. Has a great sense of humor (very sarcastic). When you see that Harry has made a post in a thread, you just have to click on it to see what he has written.
B

Hobie Lapatka - A suckster who is known as the oldest oldbie with many many posts, over 35000, but these are no ordinary posts. Hobie is known as the king of captioning, when capturing great pics from survivor for example, a Jenn crotch shot which lasted only a split second but he still got it. After that thread was made, every suckster could count on Hobie to caption hot shots of women whenever it happens. He is known around the internet too, not just these forums. I wonder how long its been since he posted here.
A

IMissColleen - A professional photochopper who is second only to NIGHTCRAWLER in getting photochop threads started. I just want to say that I miss IMC. He came up with the twatwaffle name which is the most creative name of a survivor yet, and with good reason. IMC was an excellent thread starter who many thought would get a monster island thread. It took longer than expected, but he eventually got one put there. He also started the slap threads.
A

IpwnYouBastages - Known for being the first suckster to have his subnic repeatedly called out like "IpwnYouBastages Registered Loser." People also debated on how many posts he was allowed to post per day. This caught on and sucksters started doing it to other sucksters with unusual subnics as well, such as Thread Grader on his demise.
B

j2kgsio - The king of heterosexuality. This suckster used to always keep track of every birthday of all the hot female survivors. Whenever ones birthday came, he would make a thread saying "happy birthday (ex:) Jenna Morasca" then subject "I would hit it!" You know, this doesn't really bother me, in fact even though theres a lot more players that came and went, I want to see him make these threads again. j2kgsio, start giving a bunch of captions with the survivor threads you make and you can move up to an A someday. What if he were still posting here once survivor franchise got to over 365 players? He would create a new thread birthday every day!
B

Janitholemydolly - This suckster started one of the all-time great BB threads like the Ryan ManBearPig food log thread. Went away for a while here, but has been a poster for a long time and one of the big fans of survivor. She has a very sarcastic and unconventional sence of humor, but is also very compassionate on sucks. If someone posts they are in trouble, she will PM them and offer to help. She has sent DVDs to many sucksters. She get a lot of laughs, because she does come up with some funny zingers. She insults people from time to time if they are being stupid, but rarely attacks people. She doesnt jump on n00bs just for being a n00b. If someone attacks her, or calls her a name, she ignores it most of the time. She may defend her point of view, but never goes back and forth flaming.
A

Jarhi - This poster was Borat before Borat was made. He typed just like him on every post and many people used his posts as siglines as a result. I'm going to call this guy the king of boardciding, even if it was done one time only. This is bye, you stupids.
A

JennaConda - Jenna Morasca, who started posting just after survivor amazon ended and the jenna/anti jenna clan was interesting to say the least, as I remember forever some of her fans such as AshtonKutcher, and Craig, and her enemies, such as Drumbad8902, AnnaCondom, and About Breaking The Rules. She often replied to threads about her out of nowhere in even the sucks forum not just LTS. She gave a fair amount of dedication here, more so than most other survivors in her season. I wish she had gone away from the media long ago when amazon ended but she gave the right amount of give and take when it comes to posting here.
B

Jiffy Pop Probst - The king of Polls. More like king of obsession with polls, when it was made an option. After so many LTS polls made, sucksters fired back at him questioning his sexuality. But he proved them wrong because of his good taste in the hot women survivors such as Dolly and Sally.
C

Jonathan Baker - Not a suckster, but was one from Amazing Race forum. Known as the most hated Amazing Racer ever, he then came to the message boards here to pimp his website realityminute.com. The humorous thing was waiting for what the sucksters flaming responses would be and some fucked the margins big time which was awesome. He was photochopped onto a cockroach recently as well. He would get an F, but again it was hilarious seeing what the sucksters would do in response to his threads.
D

JustJulie1992 - A fucktard who was a big post whore, racking over 60 posts per day until getting an I Don't Play Well With Others subnic which limited her to one post a day. She started a thread that just reeked of noobism. As a result, she received more negative captions than any other thread made at sucks. BBPOLICE then busted her and as a result, BBPOLICE won many sucksters over. Thanks JustJulie1992.
D

Kathy Fan - A suckster who often has roots for a complex female of a show whether it be Kathy from survivor marquesas or Jennifer from Apprentice 2. Unfortunately though, not many have won even if it should have been that way like Kathy over Neleh and Vecepia. He chooses fans wisely but due to poor luck they end up losing in the end.
B

KrazyKathy S16- A survivor suckster that is not afraid to shoot down ghostnics and I enjoyed playing them off of her. One of her threads is in I heart Survivor which has over 149 pages to date.
A

krispy kremes - Yeah, I know it is a ghost of smashbox, but krispy kremes deserves to be graded. krispy went unnoticed when he first started posting. Many probably thought it was just another ghostie/troll here to stir things up. However, the novelty of krispy kremes grew on people, as much as his funny posts and bizarre mis-spellings. He is owner of several quality threads, most of which are now located in the Dump. My personal favorite is - "I was baned, but now I is back!" Was krispy kremes really banned from Sucks for a short period of time? If so, it was a complete travesty. KK has spanned several ghostnic clones including DunkinDonuts, Starbucks Coffee and Cinnabon, but the magic of the original is hard to replace.
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lilsunderwear - Former TheGingerWoman, has good taste on the hot men survivors but unfortunately Sucks is kind of sexiest in that "hottest survivor male" threads never last. Her username suggests the way it came similarly to how "Rupertsscrotum" was made. She often uses babies are her avatar, and is also the cyber lover of Debb Eaton, and recently became blocked from EZBoard.
B

Love like a bomb - LLAB is believed to be a reincarnation of an old banned poster. I'm not going to say who I think it is but I did see a banned user 'borrow' the new nic to complain about being banned and just assumed he kept it. He's a very interesting character. he's like the slightly ADD kid in the back of the class that wants attention and will constantly 'tweak' people to get it. HATES fan of coils with a passion that is unsurpassed. he'll follow him. and mock him. and follow him some more. he's pretty brutal in a very dry and serious way about it.
B

MadBananaRush - Hates anyone who fucks the margins and anyone who wastes bandwidth. Once edited out someone's post who expanded the screen vertically and horizontally by 50x and put "I enjoy crashing people's browzers by sucking up enormous amounts of bandwidth from the sucks server!" which I think to this day is the funniest edit ever. MBR, please edit fucktards posts more often, it really gets my goat. Heck I would love to see more admins do it as well, its good shit.
A

McWolcott - McWolcott is one of the nicer posters Sucks has seen. She is super funny, and is a Dexter loving, Deadwood loving, lean mean posting machine! She has one of the best Sucks showmances out there with Quality Bobby. Very well liked, and is enemies of very few people out there. The only downside of McWolcott is her tendency to make threads steer off topic. But a lot of people are guilty of that, so no harm, no foul. There is room for improvement, however.
B

Mega64 - A dedicated nintendo fan and suckster who always picks the right person to root against. Big examples are Twatwaffle and Jonathan Baker. He established making annual hate threads of a hated survivor for example Rupert or again, Twatwaffle. Fairly good at pointing out if someone is a ghostnic or not.
B

Mister Slippery - The king of closing threads, this administrator in my opinion has the best witty remarks before locking a thread. He came up with the "brain fart" saying, which is sucks famous to this day. Mister Slippery gave out some serious @#%$ to people from other boards that came to hijack threads at sucks and shut them up good. For these reasons, this is my favorite administrator. Also awesome avatar choices. Sweet, he started editing troll's posts as well. He turned me out of my ghostnic ways for good, a rarety at sucks when you consider how long I have been at it and that means something.
A

Mogul0212 - Mogul is a long time Sucks lurker who was around in the "glory days" of Sucks when we were at Planet Socks. Mogul is very smart, and has a dry, sarcastic, sense of humor. He can spot a ghost from a mile away. He often gets into flame war with MrVejas (who can be a total ass or not, depending on the time of day), and was accused of being Brian Corridan's ghost. He loves boobies and is not afraid to post his real life picture in CTS.
B

Mr X- The king of surveys in the Amazing race forum. He got a few made a few years ago and brought good debate. He also posted survivor episode videos in the I heart Survivor forum. Potential the most useful suckster ever.
A

MrBobDawgsta - Without a doubt the most fun ex-Survivor to ever grace Sucks with his presence. While the Dawg didn't last very long on Survivor, he did have a few memorable moments. Such as chopping the fish heads off, drinking a whole bottle of wine with Bruce, antagonizing Danielle while trying to figure out how to build a fire, and MOST memorable of all - dropping a deuce in the outhouse his team won in a reward. Dawg was an instant hit at Sucks with his humorous and extremely lengthy posts. He is one contestant who is not afraid to talk to his fans, and communicates with a lot of us on a regular basis. Has yet to boardicide from Sucks, weathering repeated recycled flame attempts from starjumper.
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MrVejas- This suckster hates ghosts and anyone who posts with ghosts. If he had the seventh sense of Double Edges Sword, and was an admin, the ghostnic era never would have happened period, would be the best ghost buster of all time. He created a thread that somehow gave me an idea for a three stooges gimmick called "separating the ghosts from the real sucksters"
A

Mypoody2 - Known as the reality game keeper, this suckster created chatroom versions of reality shows like Big Brother for an example, and all in spite of what happened at New Orleans. His rigging of games is something that we perhaps need to have a closer look at. B for now, but he still has great potential.
B

Najactor2342 - A suckster who is a great Bob Barker fan. He is known mainly for some of his great threads of the apprentice forum. One being called Welcome To The Boardroom, which included a comical version of apprentice 2 and was a hit. Months and months later though, due to poor luck, the thread fell off page 20 after the biggest forum fiasco of 100's of threads reacting to Randal's final decision happened. In my opinion, this was the least deserving page 20 death ever and should have made monster island. He eventually revived the thread at the start of the year. I just looked through the apprentice forum and where did the thread go? Did it die a page 20 death AGAIN?? NO! Because Yuku saved it thank the lord. His avator spawned a very good idea for a mortal kombat fatality in the mortal kombat thread as well. I'm giving this poster an A because he deserves it and he and his thread shall not be forgotten.
A

Newbie - The king of Silas Screws photochops. He has chopped Silas onto the Simpsons and onto Family Guy, taking that thread to a whole new level. Without Newbie, the Silas Screws thread would not be what it is today. Please someone find this guy and get him back to photochopping in the Silas thread, it will never leave page 1 as a result. Him and NIghtcrawler would make a deadly combination at sucks.
A

NotAnAnderson - is known by most sucksters as the coolest mod ever. He comes from the day at sucks that Bart Anderson names were used all over the board. He loves Debb Eaton and her nics and can even have two avators at once, and uses a great sucks vocabulary. Extremely funny when drunk.
A

Pencake - Nice poster, class act. He rarely has anything bad to say about anybody. A post by Pencake trashing somebody is hard to come by. He is also a very gifted chopper, one of the best we have at Sucks. His lillianata thread is gold, and really should be in MI. If you ever need an avatar and don't know how to make one, come to Pencake. He will make you one with no complaints and all smiles. Nicknamed Pencunt by Cuauhtemoc Gilmore. He is responsible for turning NC gay. While this is surprising, it has made NC feel comfortable in expressing his womanly side. He has gotten so sensitive and feminine lately! The Evaluator first became aware of Pencake during Exile Island, when Shane Powers gave him a shout out on Survivor Live for the chop he made of Shane diving for a pack of Marlboros. Quality poster.
A

Ravurules- A suckster who debates alot with Pulau Tiga. He is a great thread spawner in I heart survivor but sometimes he and Pulau Tiga would go head to head so long that it would take hours for me to read what they wrote together. Fun to read posts when you are bored.
B

RealityChopper - IMissColleens photochopping twin, not evil though. Known mainly for good chops of motivational posters. He is the king of animation chops. Started the slap and bobblehead threads and came out with different types of them. Can make a fatso out of any reality contestant out there.
B

Roadfinder - Roadfinder is one of the most picked

on posters in Survivor Sucks history. He is known for

making his posts appear as if he is writing poetry

(just like this!) If anyone posts

an image or writes something in big font

in a thread Roadfinder

is posting in, you better look out.

His hatred for margin fucking is legendary.

Roadfinder is especially hated because

he tries to make himself look smarter

than everyone else. He keeps a thesaurus

tab open on his computer at all times so

he can pull out the big words to try and trick

everyone into thinking he is some kind of genius.

His real life picture has been posted all over the place on Sucks.

He sent his picture to Cuauhtemoc

Cosby in an attempt to make friends with

her, but it couldn't have backfired any worse than

it already did. He was flamed out of Sucks

for his appearance. Socks and sandals are a big

fashion no-no. Roadfinder currently resides only

in Spoilers, never to return to Sucks proper again.
F

Riliss - A suckster who is one of the bluntest (pun intended) and funniest posters around. He flames with the best of them, and is not afraid to call someone out when they are being an idiot. He hates Tennis Ace, fanofcoils, and SUPAMNEO with a burning passion. Another poster who is not afraid to post his RL picture here at Sucks, and loves it when people make chops of him. Seems like he would be a party animal in RL. He is like the Johnny Fairplay of Sucks. However, I would like to see less hate and more insightful posts out of the guy.
B

RudyKnowsbest-Arguably the suckster I spent the most time with online, and on other forums as well. He has more ghostnics than I do and liked gimmicks as much as I did so we hit it off well. Many people accused rudy of a ghostnic even more than me and that was really saying something. STFU Rudy is a phrease you were almost guaranteed to see whenever a noob or a ghost started a new topic, regardless of whether it was actually Rudy or not. I went on to give a battle of the ghostnic match against him in another forum, only to lose at the end, giving me my first multi ghostnic battle upset. He started the "Where's Ghostie <3<3<#" trend. Had showmances with Arrogant Dreamer and CG. He was and is good at starting Clubs that Suck threads now and has and still has great avatar choices. A mysterious poster caused us to get banned and our history at sucks removed, convincing both of us that the other person was the cause of the problem for several months but I have talked to him a million times to get the story straight and believe him now. He is also Adam Gentry's only fan.
A

RupertsScrotum - Another very funny poster with a drinking problem. He arrived at Sucks during the season of Rupert, thus the origin of his screen name (when he slid down the slide and his balls were showing). He became known as RupertsScrotum. He used to be a big time poster here at Sucks proper, but not so much anymore. You can find the Scrotum mainly in OT now. He hates ghosts with a passion, and is known for his ghostie hate and late night bantering. He likes to flame, and start funny, inane threads. Was banned for a short period of time last year for starting two threads about Yuku, prompting an outcry from his fellow posters. Ends every sentence with an exclamation point. He doesn't take Sucks too seriously, he just likes to post and have a fun time. This place wouldn't be the same without him.
A

samsgap - A suckster that came to Sucks during surviovr 12 and is just about the sweetest person ever. Lots of fun,and very smart. Will often back you up and even seems to enjoy even the disliked posters, such as come on in guys and several ghosts. Whenever she makes a pun or comment, it is always right on the money. She and is hooked on Palins, and will mention it every time she sees one. Also is an avid fan of the New Orleans Saints. Sammy not from Miami is one of the few posters who have NEVER changed their avatar in the history of Sucks. She is very secretive about herself, but how can you not be with all the crazy fuckers here on Sucks? Dubbed the 'Sweetheart of the Sucks', she is nothing but a ball of fun, joy, and inside jokes. With all the positive feedback, there is now way she can not get an A, especially since she helped me remember ALL THE OTHER HALF OF THE EVALUATIONS THAT FELL TO 6/19/08!!
A

smokeitgood - SIG first became known for his recapping. He started his recaps on episode 3 of Exile Island. He is one of the reasons Bob Dawg Mason came to post here at Sucks(read the first 3 pages of his thread). Recapped all of Cook Islands, when Jonathan and his wife contacted him because of them. They still talk a lot to this day. (Got a shoutout on Survivor Live from him too) Stopped after 4 episodes of Fiji because it was boring, but rumor has it he will resume his recapping for China. Winner of Flame Wars Season One. He falls in love with guys in their 30s who pretend to be cute young women with hot girls as their avatars. (See Briget) He used to have a hard on for Kohot, who no longer posts here, but his new squeeze is Survivor Arctic. Can totally cut Tennis Ace down with a single post, not to mention how he can devastate SUPAMNEO with a chop (great chopper, too). Created such threads as "Chicken, what are you running from", "What dumb shit is Adam looking at on his computer", and "Survivor License Plates". Can sniff a Rudy ghostie from a mile away.
A

somed00d - Hates BBPOLICE more than anyone else. He suggested many times to make a subnic that restricts you to one post a month. I guess the admins met him half way because soon the I Dont Play Well With Others subnic with one post a day restriction started to come out. In 2005, he was an angry suckster who really got my goat whenever he posted because he usually fires back at sucksters or dumbshits starting a crappy thread. We need to get this guy back to posting if he has not been active here already.
B

spyzsrvvrcharmd - The king of survivor fiction writing. One of his writings was on a revised allstar survivor I with the characters that it SHOULD have been. Though spys survivor charmed has been known to disappear for some time, like on his second writing called 2nd chance survivor which was for characters that were robbed their first time. But he vanishes for a long time every once in a while but thats okay, we all have lives.
A

star jumper - Super Jude refers to this poster as little SJ. star jumper is one of the oldbies from Survivor Sucks, and is known as quite the postwhore. Little SJ enjoys flaming the former Survivor contestants that come here almost as much as he enjoys posting his amateur video logs on Youtube. His feuds with SuperJude and Trouble in Tampa are quite legendary. A member of the 10,000 post club, Little SJ has never met a poster he hasn't fought with at some point. Some reply with "star humper" or a picture of silas screwing a star.
B

Superjude - A suckster who came roaring out of the gates with his message board skills when first joining. Good effort at flaming newbies and great effort at hunting down ghosts. Like DoubleEdgedSword can hunt down my ghosts from the other side of the forum, Superjude can hunt down pretty much ANY ghostnic within hours. The trademark thing at the beginning was just an indication that we'd remember this suckster later and we do, as well as his sweet avatar choices. Father of Nightcrawler. Started hosting end of the year awards which spawn good debate here at sucks when we are all off for a break.
A

SUPAMNEO - This South African Suckster started out mainly in LTS. She is known for having a bizarre fixation with Survivor host Jeff Probst and former contestant Julie Berry. Nobody really noticed SUP until she brought her fixation to Sucks proper and started post-whoring it up. However, the shit didn't hit the fan until she decided to post her RL pictures for everyone on the board to see. Her picture became photochop fodder for several posters, prompting an outcry from SUP, and forcing her into exile. Rumor has it that she has given her password away to several posters, and will only post with a ghostnic now. Like Postnumber1, she unsuccessfully tried to get unbanned from Sucks.
F

SurvivorArctic - It is very fitting that Survivor Arctic is alphabetically next after SUPAMNEO. Ask people around Sucks about her, and you will get very mixed responses. You either love her or hate her, it seems. Her best work is her photochops in the locked RL thread in Clubs That Suck. No one hates SUPAMNEO more than SA. She floats around forums as the mood strikes her. You can find her posts all around Survivor Sucks. For a long time, it was thought that SurvivorArctic was a dude, because her posts can be not very nice, and she doesn't back down from posters who think they are "the shit." She rarely starts threads about shows, because she is a west coaster, and the threads she wants to start have already been started by somebody. Like most people who enter Survivor Sucks, she is very narcissistic. She gets an A for being one of the only people to PM the Evaluator with some info about herself.
A

Unknown - I know this technically is not a poster but I have to take the ezboard crash out on somebody, and he might as well be it. Unknown was known to take over many posts of May 2005 and replace it with "This post is missing and can not be restored" As you can see his grammar is not to par. He did this on threads all over the forum, not just at sucks. But it angered me the most when he wiped out the Make Lil Smile thread. Has over 100,000 posts, more than any one that has ever posted here and the biggest waste of space we have ever had. This poster can Not pass.
F

UnpretenciousUsername - Creator of Survivor movies, such as Vanuatu's Lezzila, which featured a Godzilla like Ami who hunted down Rory, Sarge, Chad, then tried to hunt down Chris but died later with Chris being victorious. It was hilarious and if anyone can find the thread, please bump it. High end B.
B

Will - Will is a Suckster who has been around from nearly the beginning. A member of the 10,000 post Club, Will is obsessed with reality stars Kimberly Locke and Jade (ANTM). Has made a lot of people tired of Jade with his obsession. Also an avid Star Trek fan. He hasn't contributed much to the Sucks forum lately. Will has been sticking mainly to OSTS, where he routinely sucks on the nutsack of Coconut Phone. An extremely antisocial person who is notorious for never returning PMs, Will is disliked by many.
D

Wyldawg - A well liked Suckster who is one of the nicest people around. A member of the 10,000 post club, and has a very memorable avatar. When you see a picture of that dog, you automatically associate it with Wyldawg. The ladies swoon over him and his pearly white teeth. He is rarely ever mean, except to the trolls that really deserve it, such as Tennis Ace and fanofcoils or my really bad ghostnics. He has won an award from 2007 and could again in 2008 so we will see.
A

Post Survivor 6 offseason - This offseason was pretty good. Jenna had won, which spawned a lot of Jenna bashing here and there, and against the Mattheads. It had plenty of survivors who came to chat, such as Rob, Jenna, Heidi, Alex, Denna, and Daniel. This offseason was also sandwiched by the 2 best survivor seasons ever and had a lot of first impressions for survivor 7, such as Christa. Without the Jenna hate and the Alex hate thread, I would not have googled it and found sucks.
A

Post Survivor 7 offseason - This offseason was pretty good, what can be better than having a season with a great cast? Having some of the great cast come to post, such as Sandra, Christa, and Ryno. Christa and another suckster CesterninoRules, often clashed which made this offseason pretty interesting. The sucksters transformed their hate to love for Johnny Fairplay and transformed their love to hate for Rupert.
B

Post Survivor 8 offseason - Um wow, where to begin? Once Amber won, all was pretty silent for a while. The sucksters felt the backlash of disappointment from what was suppose to be the best season of survivor according to jeff probst. Then the male sucksters wondered if there would ever be a male survivor winner ever again.
D

Post Survivor 9 offseason - Many thought this would turn out to be a desert like the season but Chris has won, and people felt good about it compared to other season winners like Amber. RealityChopper started a big variety of slap threads during this and there were other shows to watch so this offseason was not too bad.
C

Post Survivor 10 offseason - It can not get worse than this. Ezboard gets attacked, resulting in losses of thousands of threads, including Monster Island threads. For several weeks, not only was there no survivor, there was no big brother, Amazing Race, and many other shows gone. The outflame slogan was respected, but so were the other offseasons.
F

Post Survivor 11 offseason - This offseason was a spawner of surveys by the great Beatles poster. There was no Big Brother, but there were other shows to be watched.
C

Post Survivor 12 offseason - This offseason was so badass, golden. It had Thread Grader, and nearly the best Big Brother season ever, heck it never ever FELT like an offseason! Other than the cool flame wars threads started by AllMenAreIslands and the war of sucks against off topic of course.
A

Post Survivor 13 offseason - This one is kinda middle of the road. Nothing bad, nothing special. Had plenty of survivors to chat, had above average offseason photochops. Not much else to say here.
C

Post Survivor 14 offseason - This one gets a bad rap simply for being the longest one. The gimmicks started dropping like flies when the sense of humor for them went away. There were no survivors that came to chat. But at least there is BigBrother to come very soon, as well as Pirate Master to watch right now.
D

Post Survivor 15 offseason - This offseason had more survivors chatting away and "orders" done by the King of Sucks and as a result was far far better than the previous off season.

Grades for the sucksters on the list:

A - Superior. If you get banned, many sucksters will protest to get your ban removed.

B - Good. You contribute a good amount, not perfect, but you are pretty safe from bannage.

C - Average. There are things needed to improve on, but most people tolerate you.

D - Poor. Sucksters sometimes request that you get a ban, and you have nothing going for you. Change now.

F - Very poor. Boardcide, IMMEDIATELY.

Grades for the offseasons on the list:

A - Superior. You are not bored for a minute.

B - Good. You do notice that survivor is out, but there are plenty of things to do.

C - Average. Some boredom, but you'll get by it.

D - Poor. Good luck in this one, it could be a long long time before survivor again.

F - Very poor. Caution, many boardicidings immanent.