Avant Tai's The Amazing Race: The Complete Fifth Season

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TimmyTAR		#4701	[-]
Posts: 1500 (12/28/08 8:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Lacey: We're starting the Race at nighttime, so I'm sure those damn Asians will be happy about it. But we are goddesses and creatures of the night, so won't have anything to worry about. Dallas: Right...Anyway, I haven't killed this bitch yet, so I'd just about say we're making some big progress at the moment. But let's just say I ain't going to be one of her bridesmaids. Lacey: Damn straight! If you'd noticed, you can only be white at a wedding. Dallas: You mean wear white at a wedding. Lacey: No. Dallas: ... Forget it. Look, she's still a racist bitch, but if I can put up with this shit for four legs, I can hold out for a lot more. Lacey: Just like in bed! I heard that she hasn't had sex in six months, and her vagina's starting to sag. Dallas: Oh, no you didn't. puts her hand inbetween them and walks off I don't have to listen to this shit. Lacey: What? What did I say? grins 1,610 SYP to start
Kitty Pryde1		#4702	[-]
Posts: 7861 (12/28/08 8:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1535 SYP remaining! Opening Confessional: Kitty: Well, during the pit stop last leg, we decided we'd go with a test basis for cameo appearances. Kat: This leg, we're gonna do purely Project Runway/America's Next Top Model cameos. Kitty: Ugh. Kat: C'mon, they're funny! Kitty: Maybe to you. But I'm NORMAL. Kat: I'm fairly certain that wanking to animals wouldn't classify as "normal". Kitty: HEY! First off, it's not wanking when a girl does it. We prefer to call it: glishing. Kat: You just made that word up, didn't you? Kitty: Only a little. Kat: eyeroll Kitty: Second, they're anthropomorphic animals, not full-blown animals. I'm not a bestialist. Kat: Riiiiiiiight. Kitty: Oh shut up. Christian: Hot tranny FIERCENESS. Kitty: Oh Jesus Christ... Kat: The fun begins. Kitty: The HORROR begins. Zulema: I don't care if you've gotta bitch and race, but you've gotta bitch and RACE. Kitty: Oh for fuck's sake. Tyra: Let's do this ghetto style, girl! Kitty: facepalm Kat: This leg is gonna be so awesome.
Thingamajig		#4703	[-]
Posts: 4851 (12/28/08 8:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional 1028 Whatever dollar things Cassie arrives back at the pitstop Richard: Where have you been? Cassie: Ummm, I went shopping Richard: Shopping!? With what money Cassie: It's ok, I brought a credit card so I could buy a gun in case of emergency Richard: You... brought a credit card? Don't you realise we could've been disqualified Cassie: Don't worry, I've maxed it out Richard: Well, what did you buy? Cassie: Well, it was really hard searching for the right store, this being Syria and all... Richard: What? Cassie: Just a few things that'd help us Richard: Like what? Cassie: Bibile, cross, ro- Richard: Please, say no more Cassie: Well it'll come in handy... if we make God happy he'll boost our position Richard: I wish he'd hurry up, we're not doing very well Cassie: Well with a bit of faith, I think we'll start doing well very soon Richard: God I hope so Cassie: Gasps Please, don't take our Lord's name in vein Richard: I can tell this is going to be a fun leg
Avant Tai		#4704	[-]
Posts: 4957 (12/28/08 8:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am so sorry, but I will have to suspend the race due to a death in the family. I will try and post a new schedule up over the race in the next couple of days and I hope you can all understand. -Avant Tai
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#4705	[-]
Posts: 6965 (12/28/08 8:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening confessional: Electra: I think this will be another nasty elimination, oh no! Ben: Now that Boah and Grant have it out for us, it will be doubly worse. Electra: Why do they hate us? Ben: Jealousy Electra: Of what? Ben: They are cursed with precognition and know that we outlast them.
YemaGrl1988		#4706	[-]
Posts: 3500 (12/28/08 8:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ZULEMA <3333 Edit: OH MAH GOD. My Aunt died on the 26th. I know what it's like.
CatLurvesDorothy		#4707	[-]
Posts: 2909 (12/28/08 8:20 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Condolences, AT. My grandmother died a couple months ago, so I know how it feels. Last Edited By: CatLurvesDorothy 12/28/08 8:25 PM. Edited 1 times.
Kitty Pryde1		#4708	[-]
Posts: 7862 (12/28/08 8:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh wow...are you okay, AT?
dapa091		#4709	[-]
Posts: 1575 (12/28/08 8:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Avant Tai wrote: I am so sorry, but I will have to suspend the race due to a death in the family. I will try and post a new schedule up over the race in the next couple of days and I hope you can all understand. -Avant Tai I completely understand AT . I feel sad to know that someone who you valued in your life is gone.
maximillian		#4710	[-]
Posts: 4074 (12/28/08 8:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh no, I'm sorry for your loss, AT.
hakushu8		#4711	[-]
Posts: 965 (12/28/08 8:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Avant Tai wrote: I am so sorry, but I will have to suspend the race due to a death in the family. I will try and post a new schedule up over the race in the next couple of days and I hope you can all understand. -Avant Tai My condolences.
Thingamajig		#4712	[-]
Posts: 4852 (12/28/08 8:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm sorry for the loss, and hope you and your family are ok.
Wuming Shi		#4713	[-]
Posts: 1839 (12/28/08 8:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Best wishes, AT. Good luck with real life.
pinoyako		#4714	[-]
Posts: 4757 (12/28/08 8:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My condolences, AT. I hope you're okay.
Funkey 01		#4715	[-]
Posts: 3621 (12/28/08 8:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wow, AT. I'm so sorry.
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#4716	[-]
Posts: 6966 (12/28/08 8:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Avant Tai wrote: I am so sorry, but I will have to suspend the race due to a death in the family. I will try and post a new schedule up over the race in the next couple of days and I hope you can all understand. -Avant Tai My condolances Avant Tai.
TimmyTAR		#4717	[-]
Posts: 1501 (12/28/08 8:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry, AT. My condolences.
Nimberlane		#4718	[-]
Posts: 3345 (12/28/08 8:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Opening Confessional Morgan: Well, we didn't get first place, but we're still in the top five! Cameron: Yes. And after doing an average you and Blair are leading the pack placings-wise. Blair: That's sweet! Man, I knew we would kick some ass but we're far exceeding my expectations! Morgan: Badass gaming bitches for the motherfucking win! Cameron: smirks Indeed... goes quiet all of a sudden Morgan: Cam? Blair: What's wrong? Cameron: I'm detecting another presence... in the vents... Morgan: Oh... shit. Blair: shakes head Not again... Ceiling: cracks, then collapses as a body falls out of the vents Morgan: jumps back Jesus! ...Wait... that's... Blair: ADAM SESSLER?! Adam: coughs and stands up Oh, hey guys! The G4 execs sent me to join you! Said something about you guys not spending enough time promotion the G4 name. Morgan: Oh goddamnit.... Cameron: steps forward Shall I take care of him? Adam: raises brow Hello pretty lady.... Cameron: grabs his wrist and twists it behind his back Adam: Ow! Ow! Hah, like to play rough, eh? Blair: Cam... let him go... Cameron: Are you sure? Morgan: ....Yeah... Cameron: Ok... lets go of Adam's wrist Adam: rubs it Damn you got a grip! Blair: Lord help us. 801 SYP Remaining
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#4719	[-]
Posts: 14832 (12/28/08 8:25 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Money: 367 SYP
NickF227		#4720	[-]
Posts: 5897 (12/28/08 8:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ray: So.... Kent: Um. Ray: I dunno. We still suck in the racing part. Kent: And its dark out. WHY IS IT DARK? Ray: Nighttime. When you sleep? Kent: Um, you don't go clubbing? Ray; Well, yeah, but normal people go to sleep. Like the people who watch this show. Kent: Oh. Ray(Solo): I might tell Kent how I feel about him this leg. I think it'll be bad. ETA: Oh My God, I'm sorry AT.

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