I put my boxers on backward today.

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fsurvivorsucksfrm5	I put my boxers on backward today.	Lead	[-]
Posts: 6088 (11/20/08 5:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The first time I went to take a piss, I pulled down my my fly and could not find the boxer's wenis hole. Of course I'm wearing a shirt that's tucked in and a belt, so it wasn't a simple matter of just going over the top or under the bottom of the boxers. I had to reach in through the fly, underneath the boxers and direct my wenis to the zipper hole. I was not in any position to take my pants off today at work (unfortunately) so I had to deal with this all day. You don't realize how many times you take a piss during a day until something like this happens. I took exactly 5 pisses today and forgot about the backward boxers each time.
jessica has spoken		#1	[-]
Posts: 6762 (11/20/08 5:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So you don't have bathroom stalls at your place of employment? You should probably contact some government agency or something about that.
Vegazguy		#2	[-]
Posts: 14856 (11/20/08 5:25 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	so you're saying there are fortunate days when you do have to take your pants off at work?
fsurvivorsucksfrm5		#3	[-]
Posts: 6089 (11/20/08 5:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	First of all, I don't work in an office all day, I'm constantly on the road. Second of all, even if I did, I probably wouldn't go into the bathroom stall at work, remove my shoes, remove my pants, remove my boxers, repeat the process in reverse while standing on a nasty bathroom floor in my socks. But hey, whatever works for you.
Visa Declined		#4	[-]
Posts: 3508 (11/20/08 5:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	isnt it easier to pull the elastic back and rest your dick on the wasteband rather than threading your dick through the hole in your boxers ?
Vegazguy		#5	[-]
Posts: 14859 (11/20/08 5:29 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i get naked in mine all the time. granted it's one that doesn't get used that often but it's clean. ok so not completely naked but i do change in there from time to time.
Spandex Ballet		#6	[-]
Posts: 3 (11/20/08 5:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Only pindicks wear boxers. If you need support, it must be briefs. And dont lisp "what about boxer briefth!!!11"
jessica has spoken		#7	[-]
Posts: 6763 (11/20/08 5:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ok, new question. If you're too much of a girl to take your pants off for 3 seconds to flip the boxers around, why couldn't you just unbutton and unzip the pants and pull the front(back) of the boxers down, instead of trying to thread your ween underneath the boxers? I'm confused.
Visa Declined		#8	[-]
Posts: 3509 (11/20/08 5:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I dont think I would nude up in a mens room, mostly because of the standing in a dried pool of urine while barefoot issue.
Vegazguy		#9	[-]
Posts: 14861 (11/20/08 5:35 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i think he's lying!! errrr........... laying. or whatever. any man that wears boxers (any underwear. cod help you if you can't tell your briefs are on backwards) knows they feel awkward immediately. i've done that before and was like 'whoa. something doesn't feel right here.' it was because i had them on backwards so i immediately switched them around. just sayin'.
Visa Declined		#10	[-]
Posts: 3510 (11/20/08 5:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	if you have a really flat ass, maybe you wouldnt notice.
fsurvivorsucksfrm5		#11	[-]
Posts: 6090 (11/20/08 5:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	so you're saying there are fortunate days when you do have to take your pants off at work? Aren't those the MOST fortunate work days? isnt it easier to pull the elastic back and rest your dick on the wasteband rather than threading your dick through the hole in your boxers ? Yes, unless of course you are wearing a shirt that is tucked in. Only pindicks wear boxers. If you need support, it must be briefs. And dont lisp "what about boxer briefth!!!11" What a bunch of bullshit. If you're a farmer and you have a big bull, a wild mustang or a giant hog , you never put them in the smaller stall, the smaller meadow or the smaller sty. That shit is for the calves, the ponies and the piglets.
jessica has spoken		#12	[-]
Posts: 6764 (11/20/08 5:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Visa Declined wrote: I dont think I would nude up in a mens room, mostly because of the standing in a dried pool of urine while barefoot issue. You could take your shoes off and still stand in them. It might take a little balance, but I'm sure we've all changed in bathrooms where we wouldn't want to put our feet on anything. Hello, college.
Visa Declined		#13	[-]
Posts: 3511 (11/20/08 5:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you could also put down paper towels like foot doilies but I would be imagining cooties climbing up my leg all day long.
Vegazguy		#14	[-]
Posts: 14864 (11/20/08 5:41 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	fsurvivorsucksfrm5 wrote: What a bunch of bullshit. If you're a farmer and you have a big bull, a wild mustang or a giant hog , you never put them in the smaller stall, the smaller meadow or the smaller sty. That shit is for the calves, the ponies and the piglets. oh boy. i can only imagine what some of you are thinking.
sadllama		#15	[-]
Posts: 3579 (11/20/08 5:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	yeah, not buying it. i'd be able to tell immediately if my boxers were on backwards. and people actually use the hole in the front to pee through? what if you have boxers with the button there? do you go through the trouble of unbuttoning just to fit your peen through that hole? seems like a lot of work just to take a piss.
sadllama		#16	[-]
Posts: 3579 (11/20/08 5:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	whoa hey there double post
Vegazguy		#17	[-]
Posts: 14866 (11/20/08 5:45 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	will there be a "i wore my shoes on backward today." thread? or i put my shirt on backward today thread?
Visa Declined		#18	[-]
Posts: 3513 (11/20/08 5:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	good point ...... lets take this time to remind the ladies: ALWAYS FRONT TO BACK!!! dont get that backwards whatever you do.
Axle the Bulldog		#19	[-]
Posts: 759 (11/20/08 6:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	At least the hole was handy when you had to take a dump.
fsurvivorsucksfrm5		#20	[-]
Posts: 6091 (11/20/08 6:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i actually have done this before i think i was very tired that morning, however yep. woke up at 4:30 to get where I needed to be by 6. I usually have to get up around that early anyway, but I stayed up past midnight last night. It's happened to me before. I'm a 34 waist, but I buy jeans and pants in size 36 and boxers in 36/38. I hate close fitting clothing. Everything I own is sort of baggy.

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