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i can't snorkel!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 30700 (11/17/08 4:21 PM) Sexy asshole |
 i just can't. they dropped us in the fucking
ocean, with fins and lifevests and a mask and snorkel thing. no fucking way, i immediately went into "save yourself" mode, and had to get back on the
boat.
i'm not good with things in my face and nothing to hang onto. |
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Posts: 7132 (11/17/08 4:22 PM) |
I swear to god, you're my sister.
You MUST be. |
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The Annoying Hater |
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Posts: 1187 (11/17/08 4:22 PM) |
dmb154678 wrote:::chuckles:: |
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Posts: 30702 (11/17/08 4:24 PM) Sexy asshole |
hehe, it only took 2 posts.
my friends were all like "you can doo eet dmb". but they just sounded like charlie browns teacher to me, i had to get the fuck OUT OF THERE. |
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Posts: 4651 (11/17/08 4:37 PM) |
ssts at the mental image of dmb in a 4 feet deep section of the ocean, struggling to breathe through the tube while her lungs fill with water, her arms
flailing everso...
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Posts: 960 (11/17/08 4:37 PM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny
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I had the same problem in the Carribean. They just dump you off in the middle of the ocean and expect you to swim? And focus on fish? I was in a panic!!!
I did much better in Hawaii where I could go in from the shore and not have to worry about what might be lurking around the deep sea beneath me. And I knew I could get right back to shore. My problem was not so much worrying about drowning, as I am a very good swimmer, but I worried about some creature coming to feast on me. |
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Posts: 30703 (11/17/08 4:38 PM) Sexy asshole |
 oooo
yeah, that's pretty much eddsactly right. eta; that was for powers, that bastard. yeah, sea, i would have been much better off if they had dropped us in 4 foot water and made it gradual. |
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Posts: 4533 (11/17/08 4:39 PM) kthxsubnic |
aim better lgfao
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Posts: 948 (11/17/08 4:40 PM) |
i'm not good with things in my face and nothing to hang onto.Thank god for balls |
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Posts: 351 (11/17/08 4:42 PM) |
That's OK, I can't start new threads in off topic.
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Posts: 5666 (11/17/08 4:43 PM) Registered user |
the one time I tried snorkeling I swallowed about a gallon of seawater and ended up barfing all over the deck. On the bright side they had cleaned it all up by
the time I got out of the bathroom after round #2.
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Posts: 59626 (11/17/08 4:45 PM) Registered loser |
Also if you're mensing it will attract sharks and sea bears.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17256 (11/17/08 4:48 PM) |
What Powers said.
*points and laughs* |
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Seahawketti |
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Posts: 961 (11/17/08 4:50 PM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny
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merkyl wrote: gotta watch out for those sea bears
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Posts: 131 (11/17/08 4:58 PM) |
I tried snorkeling for the first time over the summer and it was the worst. To make it worse, some lady told me I was brave for wearing the belt that is
attached to my suit b/c it has sparkly things on it.
She then regaled me with a story about how some lady died out there b/c she was wearing a lot of necklaces and a barracuda attacked her neck thinking she was a fish. Yeah, I flipped my belt inside out and headed right back to shore after that. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 1591 (11/17/08 5:10 PM) I'm not drunk
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Jeff Buckley drowns while dmb lives on, tirelessly serving the masses foamy lattes from her lofty perch. There is no God.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30704 (11/17/08 5:12 PM) Sexy asshole |
Seahawketti wrote: yeah see, that's what i thought. sea bears. |
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Posts: 18273 (11/17/08 5:57 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
At least there were fish there dmb you could have seen real live fish. When I went in Cyprus we saw ONE! I followed it around like I was rS stalking a sorority
girl.
Sad.Grim.Nemotastic. |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30705 (11/17/08 6:02 PM) Sexy asshole |
later that night, i had real dead fish for dinner. it was in a tasty sauce that the ocean doesn't have.
i just don't think i'll ever be able to snorkel.
side note; the spa on the carnival valor is located right UNDER camp carnival. you get a relaxing massage complete with new age music and the sound of 100 running ill-behaved feet. bad bad planning. i was like "wtf is that noise, camp carnival????" "yep" |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17257 (11/17/08 6:09 PM) |
Don't they still have cruises WITHOUT kids?
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Posts: 18274 (11/17/08 6:22 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
dmb, the "parents retreat" at Warped Tour is a nice little air conditioned tent, free water/pop and tv for parents so they don't have to put up
with the music and what not ... it was right next to a tent playing rave music complete with break dancers.
heh. camp carnival indeed. |
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