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 RoMa |
I SWALLOWED TOOTHPASTE! |
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Posts: 36847 (11/17/08 8:53 AM) |
Will I die?!
I was brushing my teeth and a very important person called, so I HAD to pick up 
Is this the end, my throat feels funny |
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Posts: 935 (11/17/08 8:55 AM) Registered user |
could you not have just spit it into the sink?
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Posts: 33764 (11/17/08 8:55 AM) Registered user |
At least we now have confirmation RoMa is a swallower.
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Posts: 7429 (11/17/08 8:55 AM) Registered User |
pray for more?
you should be fine. If anything, it might make your stomach upset. |
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Posts: 11042 (11/17/08 8:57 AM) this won't end well.
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MI here we come.
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Posts: 3144 (11/17/08 8:57 AM) |
I hope it was aquafresh...
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 7774 (11/17/08 8:58 AM) Registered user |
CALL POISON CONTROL!
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merkyl |
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Posts: 59599 (11/17/08 9:00 AM) Registered loser |
You'll die, but with a minty fresh tummy.
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Posts: 9794 (11/17/08 9:03 AM) Registered user |
THAT WASN"T TOOTHPASTE!
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 3272 (11/17/08 9:05 AM) Registered User |
That used to be a thing I worried about when I was 5.
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 3453 (11/17/08 9:07 AM) Registered user |
Yes, you'll die. Hope you've already written and signed your will.
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pussycow |
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Posts: 3539 (11/17/08 9:40 AM) |
RIP your thyroid
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 6791 (11/17/08 9:53 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
It could be a Colgate or Sensodyne.
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Posts: 22104 (11/17/08 10:02 AM) Registered user |
My mom always told me she would knock my teeth down my throat whenever I got too sassy.
Just now I thought of that. Maybe you should get a tooth or two knocked down your throat or whatever it is you people do when you are horny. |
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Posts: 3069 (11/17/08 10:12 AM) Gay Canookian |
Toothpaste overdoseDefinitionToothpaste is a product used to clean teeth. This article discusses the effects of swallowing a lot of toothpaste. Poisonous Ingredient
Where Found
SymptomsSwallowing a large amount of regular toothpaste may cause stomach pain and possible intestinal blockage. These additional symptoms may occur when swallowing a large amount of toothpaste containing fluoride:
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 18742 (11/17/08 10:34 AM) >: | |
RoMa.
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 23635 (11/17/08 10:35 AM) |
sorry RoMa
:flowering poinsettia |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 7430 (11/17/08 10:35 AM) Registered User |
I think Roma's just trying to brag about his dental hygene.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 33766 (11/17/08 10:35 AM) Registered user |
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minerva |
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Posts: 5039 (11/17/08 10:43 AM) Registered user |
Toothpaste takes 7 years in your stomach to digest.
Or maybe that's chewing gum. I get my old wives tales confused sometimes. |
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nomiiiii |
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Posts: 4209 (11/17/08 10:44 AM) On Probation |
never swallow toothpaste and then give someone a blowjob - it stings
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