21. Survivor: Palau Redux (Jolanda: 12th Place)
This race continued my fiery rivalry with Nessa that will be covered in another write-up. She is one of the most annoying human beings when you're competing against her, yet when not competing, she doesn't bother me at all. It's amazing. Anyway, I hate games that begin with a large tribe and then dissolve the group into two tribes. I hate having to interact with people, and I especially hate having to interact with 19 other people, ten of whom I'll be competing against anyway. I always end up opposing the people I actually WANT to be teamed up with in these situations. Anyway, I was Jolanda M. Jones (The M stands for Motherfucking). I wound up on Koror, who sucked as much as Ulong. The worst part of that game was that I was brought into a five-person alliance by Tom on the first day of our tribe's existence. Then I got Exiled just before the tribal council, so that I wouldn't be able to return until the next immunity challenge. What happened was that Tom, our alliance leader, fucked me, Coby, Kim and Willard over by selling us out to Steph for seemingly no reason. Willard was booted and I couldn't defend myself for two days until the challenge. By that point, I was fucked. I was unfairly thrown into the minority and I couldn't do anything about it. Worse, after the tribe swap, I found out that we could PM the other tribe, and my tribe had been doing so the whole time, thus I had no connections with anyone else and was further fucked. Worst of all, when we swapped, we had an odd number of castaways, so I got exiled AGAIN due to piss-poor luck, and missed even MORE time to try and dig myself out of the hole. I hated this game because it was seriously some of the worst luck I've EVER had.
This race continued my fiery rivalry with Nessa that will be covered in another write-up. She is one of the most annoying human beings when you're competing against her, yet when not competing, she doesn't bother me at all. It's amazing. Anyway, I hate games that begin with a large tribe and then dissolve the group into two tribes. I hate having to interact with people, and I especially hate having to interact with 19 other people, ten of whom I'll be competing against anyway. I always end up opposing the people I actually WANT to be teamed up with in these situations. Anyway, I was Jolanda M. Jones (The M stands for Motherfucking). I wound up on Koror, who sucked as much as Ulong. The worst part of that game was that I was brought into a five-person alliance by Tom on the first day of our tribe's existence. Then I got Exiled just before the tribal council, so that I wouldn't be able to return until the next immunity challenge. What happened was that Tom, our alliance leader, fucked me, Coby, Kim and Willard over by selling us out to Steph for seemingly no reason. Willard was booted and I couldn't defend myself for two days until the challenge. By that point, I was fucked. I was unfairly thrown into the minority and I couldn't do anything about it. Worse, after the tribe swap, I found out that we could PM the other tribe, and my tribe had been doing so the whole time, thus I had no connections with anyone else and was further fucked. Worst of all, when we swapped, we had an odd number of castaways, so I got exiled AGAIN due to piss-poor luck, and missed even MORE time to try and dig myself out of the hole. I hated this game because it was seriously some of the worst luck I've EVER had.
