MyChemicalShowmance wrote:
Actually, the only way Survivor: Gabon can redeem itself at this point is to have a few elephants completely level both tribes' camps a take a massive elephant shit onto Marcus. Seeing Marcus buried in elephant dung will force Charlie to dive into the dung as well (suicide). The next day, a massive typhoon completely obliterates camp and all the remaining players, except for Sugar who is surprisingly safe in her shelter back at Exile Shack, eating 75 lbs. of honeydew and nectarines. The season comes to a close when Jeff gets eaten by a surfing hippo - and mounted onto the surfing hippo is Sugar with a wide smile (and a piece of apple stuck in her front teeth), holding the Hidden Immunity Idol in one hand and a Rupert tie-dye shirt ignited on fire in her other hand.
and yeah, all we can do is hope to fuck that the old rule of "boring pre-merge - awesome post-merge, exciting pre-merge - predictable post-merge" applies to this season.
