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AndreSurvivor		#61	[-]
Posts: 420 (03/28/09 5:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damn...photo isn't showing up anymore.
Sardonically Irreverent		#62	[-]
Posts: 13165 (03/28/09 6:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does anyone know exactly what goes on at these Big Brother casting calls? Are there actual casting directors there or is it CBS employees with a camera to videotape you? I'm confused. Anyone? You have to gnaw on Grodner's clit until she climaxes. Past contestants have reported this process can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 7 hours.
Homophobicunt		#63	[-]
Posts: 113 (03/28/09 7:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AndreSurvivor wrote: Damn...photo isn't showing up anymore. more here Spoiler [+]
kingmichael15		#64	[-]
Posts: 3609 (03/28/09 8:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	mhm.....mmmmmmhmm.......mhm i see a jameka look alike.
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#65	[-]
Posts: 1944 (03/28/09 10:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	iToons wrote: AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: 5 Ways to make the show. 1.) While in the casting office say * I don't have rage issues. * have a friend call you, answer and say * WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD YOU I'M FUCKING BUSY!! I'M GOING TO BEAT UP YOUR RETARDED COUSIN!!! HE NEEDS TO LEARN!!! FUCK! * throw your phone down and then say * I'm a calm person! I think people would say I have a positive attitude and I love retards. 2.) Lick the contestant next to you. Grab their groin (even if you are a guy and aren't gay) 3.) Say your favorite contestant was Dick and how he was a role model to you. 4.) Stare off into space while somebody is talking to you. Make sure you make your eyes big while doing all that make yourself bounce up and down in your chair 5.) Wait for the casting director to end the session as you walk out say "That woman is a fucking bitch! I hate the fucking bitch" force yourself to cry and then walk back towards the room and ask "If you don't like me just fucking say!". ^ ^ ^ If you follow the above you will go on Big Brother. AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: I want to audition. I hope to meet Erika so I can tell her that I don't have gag reflects and therefore could swallow her cock if she puts me on the show. I would of course shut my eyes the whole time for if I look into her dead face I may throw up which would debunk what I originally told her. . . . oh-o Spaghetti O's. you try too hard I guess that's a good thing then
Bjorkrazy		#66	[-]
Posts: 320 (03/29/09 12:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I need to stop reading AAA's posts. He's painfully unfunny. Like a Will Ferrell movie - he just tries too hard but falls flat.
IntoTemptation		#67	[-]
Posts: 470 (03/29/09 12:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bjorkrazy wrote: I need to stop reading AAA's posts. He's painfully unfunny. Like a Will Ferrell movie - he just tries too hard but falls flat. Or a Dane Cook movie..or him just doing plain ole' standup.
BBSpencer		#68	[-]
Posts: 56 (03/29/09 2:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Can we please start an online campaign for Floral Pattern Blob (FPB)?
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#69	[-]
Posts: 1950 (03/29/09 7:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bjorkrazy wrote: I need to stop reading AAA's posts. He's painfully unfunny. Like a Will Ferrell movie - he just tries too hard but falls flat. I'm surprised you could read.
blmetsfan		#70	[-]
Posts: 3002 (03/30/09 8:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Additional locations: Republic Thursday, April 2 from 7 to 10pm 828 South Peters Street, New Orleans, LA 70130 Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery Saturday, April 4th from 12pm to 6pm 3242 Peachtree Road Atlanta, GA 30305 Carolina Kia Hyundai Saturday, April 4th from 10am to 12pm 2445 N. Main St. High Point, NC 27262 Antonelli College Saturday, April 4th from 1pm to 4pm 2323 Lakeland Dr. Flowood, MS 39232 McFadden's Saturday, April 4th from 4 to 8 PM 134 Second Ave. North., Nashville, TN 37201 Primetime Lounge Sunday April 5th from 1pm to 4pm 104 W. Main St., Louisville, KY 40202 Shooters North Thursday April 9th, from 6:30pm to 8:30pm 7742 Forest Hills Rd., Loves Park, IL Mall of Abilene Thursday April 9th, from 2pm to 8pm 4310 Buffalo Gap Road, Abilene, TX 79606 Beef O Bradys Saturday, April 11 from 12 to 6pm Tampa, Florida, 33615 Aces Lounge Saturday, April 11 from 5 to 9pm 222 East 6th, St., Austin, TX 78701 Dos Gringos Chandler Mexigrill Saturday, April 11th from 2pm to 6pm 1361 N Alma School Rd. Chandler, AZ 85224 Fibber McGees Irish Restaurant and Pub Tuesday, April 14th from 2pm to 7pm 1610 Pavilion Place, Wilmington, NC 28403
star jumper		#71	[-]
Posts: 40284 (03/31/09 1:08 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	blmetsfan wrote: Dos Gringos Chandler Mexigrill Saturday, April 11th from 2pm to 6pm 1361 N Alma School Rd. Chandler, AZ 85224 YAY!!!! I'm applying again!!
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#72	[-]
Posts: 1959 (03/31/09 1:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why isn't there anything in Ohio?
pushingjate		#73	[-]
Posts: 2695 (03/31/09 10:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: Why isn't there anything in Ohio? Because Jen/Ryan came from Ohio.
BBSpencer		#74	[-]
Posts: 57 (03/31/09 10:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Uh...there is one in Ohio?
AlwaysAwesomeAdam		#75	[-]
Posts: 1975 (03/31/09 11:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fucking Columbus. Who the fuck wants to go up there.
BBSpencer		#76	[-]
Posts: 59 (04/05/09 11:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anyone go to the 500 casting calls that went on this weekend?
hossc		#77	[-]
Posts: 21432 (04/06/09 4:47 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bjorkrazy wrote: I need to stop reading AAA's posts. He's painfully unfunny. Like a Will Ferrell movie - he just tries too hard but falls flat. Add "BBSpencer" to that list. Where did these cumstains come from?
BBSpencer		#78	[-]
Posts: 60 (04/06/09 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yes, asking people in a thread for casting calls if they went to one of the many casting calls this weekend was my attempt at a joke. LoL I TaUt I CewLd MayK itin StandDOWN(get it nawt standup LM@O!!) butt(LMFAOOO as in @$$) Hossc peWt me inPlase!!. Actually, if you stepped away from your computer for maybe even a day and attempted a social life, I bet you could learn a thing or two about communication and how people use it back and forth.
hossc		#79	[-]
Posts: 21441 (04/06/09 2:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, because "I" want to be on BB. In fact, maybe I should change MY screen nic!!1! Douche. Go back to FORT/TWOP/Jokers.
Bjorkrazy		#80	[-]
Posts: 330 (04/06/09 3:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BBSpencer is one sexy mofo. I agree with him, maybe a social life would come in handy so you can stop randomly attacking people.

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