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i always greet my pet simon the unicorn first thing in the morning
i so read that as you pet your unicorn in the morning and whoa, i pictured it well, dirty
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do you greet your pets in the morning?
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Posts: 10791 (10/23/08 6:41 AM) Guttersnipe |
i so read that as you pet your unicorn in the morning and whoa, i pictured it well, dirty |
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Posts: 5921 (10/23/08 6:42 AM) Registered user |
There is no Caillou porn.
merkyl is wrong again. |
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Posts: 58976 (10/23/08 6:44 AM) Registered loser |
Is that some fucked up cartoon only available in countries without indoor plumbing?
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Posts: 5922 (10/23/08 6:46 AM) Registered user |
If you had reproduced you would know about Caillou.
Even as a dumbass yankee. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58977 (10/23/08 6:47 AM) Registered loser |
There is only proof that your wife has reproduced.
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Posts: 5923 (10/23/08 6:49 AM) Registered user |
There have been significant improvements in DNA analysis since the OJ trial you should know.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58978 (10/23/08 6:50 AM) Registered loser |
So you've had your kids DNA tested? Are there trust issues?
Talk to us, we're here for you. |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 4437 (10/23/08 6:51 AM) Baby Pees |
all the dogs are in the bedroom at night, 3 sleep on the bed so when the alarm goes off I always say, "dave, Mickey Alice! lets go down stairs! then I get
up and say the same thing to Wiggles. then they fight their way to the stairs all of them trying ot be the first one down.
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Posts: 5924 (10/23/08 6:54 AM) Registered user |
Beep's boyfriend is named Wiggles ?
(did you get the boots yet ?) |
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managerr |
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Posts: 14214 (10/23/08 6:54 AM) Registered user |
I open the door say "Hello, Mokele!" and then head to the bathroom to take a shower. My cat usually hangs out in the bathroom until I'm done and
then I go feed him. I'd do more but I'm slightly allergic to my cat and can't be too affectionate before I take my meds.
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Posts: 4438 (10/23/08 6:58 AM) Baby Pees |
wiggles is the only dog that doesn't sleep on the bed.
and no not yet, I' emailed them to my mom and asked for them for x-mas. |
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Posts: 5925 (10/23/08 7:02 AM) Registered user |
Damn.
Now what should I get excited about you in the meantime ? |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 4439 (10/23/08 7:03 AM) Baby Pees |
I don't know! what?
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Posts: 30604 (10/23/08 7:04 AM) Sexy asshole |
i'm allergic too managerr. our cat emma hangs around the edges of the shower.
cartoon porn drawers=that kid in 5th grade that said "hey, little dmb, look here!!" ::little dmb looks up from drawing hearts and rainbows and "mrs bobby sherman" to see a crudely drawn big dick in a notebook:: |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8540 (10/23/08 7:32 AM) Registered User |
"Good morning, Tristan, Mommy says hello! You twinkle above us, we twinkle below".And you fucking DARE to complain about wind chimes? |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 22182 (10/23/08 7:34 AM) MESS member |
really
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Posts: 5129 (10/23/08 7:36 AM) Registered User |
dmb154678 wrote:So it was love at first sight for you with mr dmb then? |
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 866 (10/23/08 7:45 AM) |
Same Greeting every morning "Hey Baby Smokey, wanna go feed the horses with daddy?"
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 7398 (10/23/08 7:46 AM) Registered user |
pie123452001 wrote:Glitty gloop gloopy neeby nobby nooby la la la lo looooooo. Anyways, yes I do greet my pets in the morning. |
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debdesign1 |
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Posts: 341 (10/23/08 7:51 AM) Registered user |
My kitty has decided that my hair needs "grooming" in the morning. So lately I wake up with him laying in my face licking my hair and forehead. We
have a weird cat.
Also almost EVERY morning around 3am he decides my dresser needs cleaning off so he jumps up there and proceeds to knock everything off the dresser onto the floor! Then when I finally get up at around 7am, he watches me take a shower and attacks my legs while in there! |
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