i just noticed i do this. i've always done it. i walk out of my room and there's two cats at the top of the stairs. "hi ginger, hi emma"
(shut it, i didn't name em). then i go downstairs, "hi spike". i don't know that it matters to them, i don't know why i do it.
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do you greet your pets in the morning?
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Posts: 30600 (10/23/08 6:10 AM) Sexy asshole |
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Posts: 2490 (10/23/08 6:12 AM) MESS member |
I usually wake up with the cat sleeping on my chest, so the way I greet it good morning would be "Out! Out! Out!"
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Posts: 22180 (10/23/08 6:18 AM) MESS member |
mine's more a come on guys, time to go out to the dogs
then call the cats to their meal |
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Posts: 3496 (10/23/08 6:18 AM) Registered User |
My cat always greets me, at 4 fucking 30 in the morning.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 32460 (10/23/08 6:19 AM) Registered user |
This is embarassing: I sing to him "Good morning, Tristan, Mommy says hello! You twinkle above us, we twinkle below".
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58972 (10/23/08 6:22 AM) Registered loser |
You are correct.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 32461 (10/23/08 6:23 AM) Registered user |
He likes IT!!! He goes nuts and run around in circles.
And then he poops. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58973 (10/23/08 6:24 AM) Registered loser |
Pie brings out the best in every living creature.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 22181 (10/23/08 6:25 AM) MESS member |
poop is the best?
methinks merkyl has skewed values |
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Posts: 6236 (10/23/08 6:27 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
Misty and Jasmine usually greet me at 6 AM to go out to the bathroom.
And also at 11PM, 2AM and 4AM 
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Posts: 6335 (10/23/08 6:29 AM) Registered User |
Pussy power in action
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30601 (10/23/08 6:32 AM) Sexy asshole |
i was gonna make a snow white joke about pie. i googled. i guess there's snow white porn. who'd a thought.
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OT recruiter |
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Posts: 1165 (10/23/08 6:32 AM) Registered user |
i always greet my pet simon the unicorn first thing in the morning
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Vicconius |
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Posts: 14508 (10/23/08 6:33 AM) I want "this won't end well" too. |
I let him out of his crate, say nothing, and let him straight outside to do his business. Then he comes barreling in and gets a big "Hi M*****! Hi M*****!
How ya doing? How ya doing?" repeated over and over while giving him a good scratching all over and he kidney beans* like crazy.
*Kidney beaning is when boxers get excited and curl from one side to the other almost touching their nose to their backside. They also wiggle uncontrollably. |
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Posts: 5919 (10/23/08 6:35 AM) Registered user |
Good morning dmb !
(see what I did there ?) |
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30602 (10/23/08 6:35 AM) Sexy asshole |
awww. that's cute vicc.
i do not greet yurdle the turtle. he's never in my way in the morning. eta; eot, ya ass 
get off my leg!!!! |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58974 (10/23/08 6:36 AM) Registered loser |
i guess there's snow white porn. who'd a thought.dmb = interwebs noob |
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Posts: 6191 (10/23/08 6:38 AM) Registered User |
I flip on the light in the office. Her personal domain, since she can't climb stairs anymore. I make sure she's alive, and bribe her to go outside. Now
that the neighbors have a new dog, she's a little more motivated to sniff the fence. I tease her about her new boyfriend, and she hauls her cookies out the
back door.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30603 (10/23/08 6:39 AM) Sexy asshole |
i just wonder who would take the time to draw a (huge titted) snow white blowing doc (while doc is standing on a stool).
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58975 (10/23/08 6:40 AM) Registered loser |
I doubt there's a cartoon out there that hasn't been porno'd.
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Posts: 5920 (10/23/08 6:40 AM) Registered user |
merkyl.
if merkyl could draw. |
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