Did your Grandparents used to tell you?

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diemarissadie		#21	[-]
Posts: 1330 (10/21/08 3:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My grandmother had a not-so-nice name that she called Brazil nuts...
OuijaBroad		#22	[-]
Posts: 6497 (10/21/08 3:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My grandpa used to tell me I could catch a bird if I put salt on its tail. I tried and tried............. poor me.
PassionatePiscesMan		#23	[-]
Posts: 6326 (10/21/08 3:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Put money away fro a rainy day And folks it is pouring and the piggy banks are empty
studentnurse2003		#24	[-]
Posts: 1589 (10/21/08 3:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nanny J, while watching CNN with a cigarette 3/4 of the length burned, and having passed maybe twice to her lips "Mmm! See! I told you he was a son of a bitch." Nanny C, while sitting in her chair at the kitchen table: "Aubrey! Watch your mouth" (Papa was a sailor) Papa C, while puttering around: '' Now where did I put the Jeez-less screwdriver."
SmalltownBoy		#25	[-]
Posts: 5325 (10/21/08 4:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Keep your fingers out of your mouth or you'll get worms.
studentnurse2003		#26	[-]
Posts: 1592 (10/21/08 4:06 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oh... My nanny-in-law told me (in french): 'break my grandson's heart, and I'll fly there and kill you'.
someonestolemyfries		#27	[-]
Posts: 1546 (10/21/08 4:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"I love you, but I don't like you!"
Bernard Wrangler		#28	[-]
Posts: 10337 (10/21/08 4:17 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OuijaBroad wrote: My grandpa used to tell me I could catch a bird if I put salt on its tail. I tried and tried............. poor me. lol, my grandmother told me a story about telling my dad that and then finding the front porch covered in salt. "you can do anything you set your mind to/"
meekspantsfactory		#29	[-]
Posts: 117 (10/21/08 4:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Were you born in a tent? Look at how much you ate, you must have hollow legs! Make sure to clean up your mess when you're done masturbating, I ain't cleaning your sheets again if they look like that!
powerbitch2003		#30	[-]
Posts: 824 (10/21/08 5:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ib the early days of AIDS, Nana told us, "Don't play outside. You never know where those mosquitos have been. You might just get the Bad One."
OuijaBroad		#31	[-]
Posts: 6500 (10/21/08 5:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bernard Wrangler wrote: OuijaBroad wrote: My grandpa used to tell me I could catch a bird if I put salt on its tail. I tried and tried............. poor me. lol, my grandmother told me a story about telling my dad that and then finding the front porch covered in salt. "you can do anything you set your mind to/" I still remember stalking birds on the lawn after dinner, salt shaker in hand.
ObservingEgo		#32	[-]
Posts: 6787 (10/21/08 6:52 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cover your breasts...???
Apprentice Talker		#33	[-]
Posts: 6533 (10/21/08 7:15 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No. I loved my grandfather when he was alive until his death 12 years ago. He inherited my voice.
CBRetriever		#34	[-]
Posts: 22160 (10/21/08 7:21 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you want your daughters to marry one of them (after finding my parents having coffee in their living room with African American friends of theirs)
BJ		#35	[-]
Posts: 5937 (10/21/08 7:41 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	airshowpilot wrote: "Don't use the good scissors" Not from grandparents but my own parents. I was never allowed to use the "good" anything.
brokemom		#36	[-]
Posts: 4908 (10/21/08 7:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Things I have told my grandchildren. Grandma is always right. Boys will tell you anything to get in your pants, and if they succeed, USE CONDOMS!!( I have a 17 year old granddaughter) Yes, you can. (eat ice cream for breakfast, play in the rain, have the remote control)
Bernard Wrangler		#37	[-]
Posts: 10368 (10/21/08 8:05 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"never trust whitey"
thecolbster		#38	[-]
Posts: 541 (10/21/08 8:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"You make a better door than a window." That was when anyone would get in the way of my grandparents' line of sight. It was usually TV-related. Also, instead of saying "It's all yours" (usually in card games), my grandfather would say "It's all urine, peepee." Took me a few years to figure that one out. Come to think of it, I'm still not sure what that means.
Shutterbug78		#39	[-]
Posts: 2161 (10/21/08 8:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	diemarissadie wrote: My grandmother had a not-so-nice name that she called Brazil nuts... Are you from Alabama too? (I grew up in Louisiana, but my granny from Bama used to call em that too).
OuijaBroad		#40	[-]
Posts: 6502 (10/21/08 8:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've heard the Brazil nuts thing too, but I grew up in California. I think it's just an old timey racist thing.

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