"Don't use the good scissors"
"Go stir the sauce"
"Put on the jacket or you'll catch pneumonia"
what did I miss?
"Go stir the sauce"
"Put on the jacket or you'll catch pneumonia"
what did I miss?
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Did your Grandparents used to tell you?
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 7419 (10/21/08 1:20 PM) Registered User |
Stop going in and out you are letting the airconditioning/heat out.
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Posts: 3554 (10/21/08 1:23 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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"don't use the good sauce"
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Posts: 1262 (10/21/08 1:23 PM) |
Don't sit in front of the AC unit or you'll get a stiff neck.
You HAD to though, because their house was like 200 degrees. |
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Posts: 2694 (10/21/08 1:24 PM) Gay Canookian |
"stay the hell away from the medicine cabinet"
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Posts: 334 (10/21/08 1:26 PM) Registered user |
She told us that the moon was a face and it came down and ate bad kids.
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Posts: 2957 (10/21/08 1:26 PM) Registered user |
Most of those, and when I got to be teenaged it was, "Don't smoke marijuana in the hay loft."
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 848 (10/21/08 1:26 PM) |
Make yourself usefull
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 9105 (10/21/08 1:27 PM) Registered user |
"Don't wake up Granddad, he worked graveyard."
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58957 (10/21/08 1:28 PM) Registered loser |
"watch out for the blacks"
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Posts: 14164 (10/21/08 1:36 PM) |
"Hold Grammy's dentures and your little friend and I will be back from the bedroom in twenty minutes."
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Posts: 5905 (10/21/08 1:38 PM) Registered user |
I know some good websites for granny porn if you're interested, hammy.
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Posts: 1083 (10/21/08 1:38 PM) Registered user |
I have a vivid memory of my grandpa repeatedly screaming "EAT YOUR CHICKEN!!" at me with his eyelids turned inside out. I cwied.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 14165 (10/21/08 1:39 PM) |
Endofthread wrote: Why does that not surprise me at all? |
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 850 (10/21/08 1:41 PM) |
The Lord loves a working man
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nomellons |
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Posts: 2730 (10/21/08 1:52 PM) Registered User |
Don't sit on the sidewalk or front stoop, you'll get a bladder infection.
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Ben Tucker |
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Posts: 1567 (10/21/08 1:53 PM) Registered User |
"Oh, bless your cotton pickin' little heart."
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Posts: 2733 (10/21/08 2:11 PM) |
"Go to Church With Me!!"
Wash your hands before dinner Blessed are though amosgst my or..... whatever the hell that dinner prayer is.. |
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Posts: 9251 (10/21/08 2:35 PM) Registered User |
If you go to the bathroom at night to "tinkle" and you flush...Rottenhead and Bloodybones will get you.
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lilmzcan |
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Posts: 100 (10/21/08 2:36 PM) |
Never go out after a shower or bath .
Don't eat apples,bananas,meat, or cheese before bed----apples,bananas or meat (esp pork) will kill you and cheese gives you nightmares. |
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MachoGeraldo |
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Posts: 215 (10/21/08 2:44 PM) Registered User |
Stop kicking the cat.
Stop touching your Aunt Gabriella's legs. Do not intrude on Esmerelda's shower time. Stop asking what kind of meat is in the tamales. |
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