Merely wrote:Massive Crystal's canteen = HOLY GRAIL
novaya wrote:You totally should!!! It's only $90 right now and it's a once in a lifetime item. Once Survivor is over, you'll be glad you bought that canteen.
platinumtlc wrote:My coworkers were for literal going to bid on Goddess Crystal's cantine for me as a collective b-day gift, but I told them no. I don't want to be creepy like that ROTTEN PIECE OF FLESH DARRELL. I am modest in my worship. XD
Happy Birthday brother Novaya!
May you get 20,000 grains of race!
and it was DAGGONE! not DOGGONE! :/
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MASSIVE Crystal - As MASSIVE As Ever!
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Posts: 16401 (12/17/08 11:47 PM) Registered User |
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novaya |
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Posts: 546 (12/17/08 11:48 PM) |
We must defend our Goddess from unholy hater heretics if she deigns to post here. We must make this blood-bothers pact now. DEFEND CRYSTAL AND SMITE
THE SWARTHY HEATHENS SHOULD THEY ATTACK HER MASSIVE STATURE.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7411 (12/17/08 11:50 PM) Registered User |
WE MUST ALSO
clean this place up! We CANNOT have Massive Crystal come to this temple of worship and have all these empty beer bottles and pizza crusts lying about! CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!! This place must shine before Massive Crystal stomps into this thread! I will not be embarrassed of my thread in front of Massive Crystal!! CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!! 
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 LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 5695 (12/17/08 11:57 PM) Registered user |
Thread title suggestion:
MASSIVE Crystal - Awaiting your arriceal |
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novaya |
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Posts: 547 (12/17/08 11:59 PM) |
Platinumtlc is the one, true prophet for creating this haven inside of Sucks. I truly believe that this thread is legendary.
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Posts: 1 (12/18/08 12:08 AM) |
I was actually going to save my first post to announce how cool I was that Crystal replied to me, but she obviously replied to us all in one MASSIVE swoop, or one swift motion ( <3 Clemmy) CC for Survivor: Fans vs Crystal!!!!11 huzzah |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7414 (12/18/08 12:09 AM) Registered User |
what did she say to you!?!? POST THAT SHIT HERE!
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Posts: 1333 (12/18/08 12:14 AM) Registered user |
Happy Birthday, novaya!
Can't wait for our goddess to come post here! <3 |
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novaya |
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Posts: 549 (12/18/08 12:15 AM) |
It is unwise to repeat the words of a Goddess for mortal eyes and ears.
I respect the gift of Goddess Crystal's divine word. It was meant for me, and me alone. And there forever shall it remain. It is a sacred covenant. ... but, srsly, homegirl really needs to start posting at Sucks and REPRESENT. |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7416 (12/18/08 12:17 AM) Registered User |
I could only imagine what 'soon' means! Tomorrow? Next week? CRYSTALMAS!??! Maybe she will come here on Crystalmas day and give us bags of grains of
race for us!!
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Posts: 550 (12/18/08 12:18 AM) |
It better mean tomorrow. Crystal should not tease me. I hate when Jersey Guidos tease me with sexual, orange-tan promises enough as it is, so I would be
devastated if my Goddess teased me with it and then pulled out prematurely.
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Posts: 3 (12/18/08 12:20 AM) |
"its all good...some folks were playing to win, and some were playing to entertain... you choose.. but thanks for the love take care
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novaya |
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Posts: 551 (12/18/08 12:22 AM) |
December 17th, My Birthday, is now a HOLY DAY in the Church of Crystal Cox.
We all received blessings. I am honored by this. |
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Posts: 7417 (12/18/08 12:25 AM) Registered User |
Major Tom is our new brother! What position shall we appoint him?
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Posts: 552 (12/18/08 12:28 AM) |
platinumtlc wrote: You choose, Pope of the Crystal Faith. I am only High Priestess. I default unto you. |
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Posts: 16403 (12/18/08 12:33 AM) Registered User |
I AWAIT FOR THE GODDESS OF GABON, MASSIVE CRYSTAL, TO STEP ON US ONE.BY.ONE.
It would be an HONOR!!! <3 <3 <3 |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7418 (12/18/08 12:34 AM) Registered User |
He shall be Rice Sweeper until he shows us how much he is devoted to Massive Crystal. He will sweep up the left over rice that has fallen from our plates and
gotten hard.
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Posts: 4 (12/18/08 12:37 AM) |
I'm not sweeping shit. I'm scooping until I have 20,000 dirt covered pieces of old rice to feed Randy, Sugar, Ace and various other Anti-Crystals
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Posts: 7419 (12/18/08 12:42 AM) Registered User |
It was 20,000 grains of RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posts: 6 (12/18/08 12:45 AM) |
I dare not use the exact language of MASSIVE Crystal out of fear she will rip my tongue from my head
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