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novaya		#1321	[-]
Posts: 505 (12/16/08 11:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm gay. I want to be the Priestess. I feel like Crystal has a lot of gay male fans. But that just me. This hunch only distresses me more that Charlie simply did not worship her. I would have given my shot at $1m if it meant Crystal could have gone farther in the game. Charlie attempted to assassinate her. Gay treason.
unduli clone		#1322	[-]
Posts: 3555 (12/16/08 11:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	novaya said that (presumably) she is the High Priestess. I'm assuming you're a High Priest?
platinumtlc		#1323	[-]
Posts: 7343 (12/16/08 11:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	unduli clone wrote: I love how utterly cultish we've become!!! Firebolt and novaya are obviously our High Priest and Priestess, but what are the rest of us???? HELLO!!?!? I started this DAGGONE thread. I shall be HEAD PRIEST OF ALL.
SPunKeeMonKee		#1324	[-]
Posts: 11608 (12/16/08 11:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	unduli clone wrote: I love how utterly cultish we've become!!! Firebolt and novaya are obviously our High Priest and Priestess, but what are the rest of us???? This isn't a cult, Brother Unduli. It's a way of life <333 Randy is alright by us so he deserves our respect. Any friend of the Goddess is a friend of ours. Corinne is a heathen so all bets are off if she does post.
CAPSattack		#1325	[-]
Posts: 332 (12/16/08 11:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	novaya wrote: Randy ultimately respected the Goddess, even if he does not follow the faith. He understood that she DOMINATED him when she bellowed to the heavens for him to "GO HOME!!!!" He was humbled. Corinne, however, is someone we can universally tell to FOAD. X
Firebolt102890		#1326	[-]
Posts: 157 (12/16/08 11:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lol i'm straight so I'll take the priest position :p
Will		#1327	[-]
Posts: 32582 (12/16/08 11:43 PM) Not a Registered User anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	novaya wrote: I'm gay. I want to be the Priestess. I feel like Crystal has a lot of gay male fans. But that just me. This hunch only distresses me more that Charlie simply did not worship her. I would have given my shot at $1m if it meant Crystal could have gone farther in the game. Charlie attempted to assassinate her. Gay treason. It is because the Anti-Crystal, Marcus, has swayed Charlie to the darkside. Only through rice and prayer can we cleanse him of this evil and bring him into the Crystal-clear light.
unduli clone		#1328	[-]
Posts: 3556 (12/16/08 11:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	plat honey, you're obvo way beyond High Priest(ess) material. You can be the Joseph Smith of the Adoration of MASSIVE Crystal. "way of life" <333333. You're a funny 'un.
unduli clone		#1329	[-]
Posts: 3557 (12/16/08 11:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, and re: gay fans, I finally got two women to see the way of the rice. It was through much prayer, shouts of MASSIVE CRYSTAL and EAT YO RICE and a dedicated lifestyle, but they eventually saw the classiness of the Gabon Goddess.
novaya		#1330	[-]
Posts: 507 (12/16/08 11:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We need our Crystal faith to achieve tax-exempt status. Then through many tithes, we can give $1m to our Goddess directly.
SPunKeeMonKee		#1331	[-]
Posts: 11609 (12/16/08 11:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Somebody think of a position for me :) Will wrote: novaya wrote: I'm gay. I want to be the Priestess. I feel like Crystal has a lot of gay male fans. But that just me. This hunch only distresses me more that Charlie simply did not worship her. I would have given my shot at $1m if it meant Crystal could have gone farther in the game. Charlie attempted to assassinate her. Gay treason. It is because the Anti-Crystal, Marcus, has swayed Charlie to the darkside. Only through rice and prayer can we cleanse him of this evil and bring him into the Crystal-clear light. I don't think it's possible, Will. Sugar mentioned in an interview that even though Charlie claims to be her friend, he is afraid to talk to her whenever Corinne is around. He is a lost cause and spinelessness is not welcome in our Temple. </3
NickF227		#1332	[-]
Posts: 5482 (12/16/08 11:48 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm not all into Love threads so I wasn't able to accurately show my devotion to Crystal. Sorry High Priestesses.
Firebolt102890		#1333	[-]
Posts: 158 (12/16/08 11:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Crystians, gather around and sing! Have yourself....a merry massive crystalmas....let your heeeart....eeeeat riiiiice...from now on....the Onions are just rotted spiiiiiiiice.....
unduli clone		#1334	[-]
Posts: 3560 (12/16/08 11:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SPunKee and I will be Daggone Deacons. Or Rabbis of Rice.
novaya		#1335	[-]
Posts: 508 (12/16/08 11:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NickF227 wrote: I'm not all into Love threads so I wasn't able to accurately show my devotion to Crystal. Sorry High Priestesses. We love Crystal for her faults. It's all a part of the worship! Every time we LOL at her special brand of crazyfail, we laugh with her. She showed us this at the finale. 'sall good, hommes.
novaya		#1336	[-]
Posts: 509 (12/16/08 11:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Another image of MASSIVE Crystal with another MASSIVE imposter!
Firebolt102890		#1337	[-]
Posts: 159 (12/16/08 11:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shes spreading the mass <3
novaya		#1338	[-]
Posts: 510 (12/16/08 11:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When you pray unto Crystal and wish for a MASSIVE stature, you must be careful what you wish for. This Follower of the Rice learned the consequences of failing to be specific.
CAPSattack		#1339	[-]
Posts: 335 (12/16/08 11:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG LOOK AT THE SUCKS BANNER PESCALINE <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
unduli clone		#1340	[-]
Posts: 3562 (12/16/08 11:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I <3 that she lets us mere mortals share in her MASSIVEness. I can only dream of being touched by her one day.

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