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Posts: 235 (11/25/08 7:55 PM) |
MonkeeSpanker wrote: 
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 23 (11/25/08 8:00 PM) |
Hypothetical Situation:
You're walking around town, carrying your shopping bags, running some errands, minding your own business. Then, the sun is suddenly blocked out. You look up. Massive Crystal has stepped in front of you. she shouts "GO HOME!". What do you do? |
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Missjolandaj |
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Posts: 238 (11/25/08 8:08 PM) |
Firebolt102890 wrote:Bow down and eat some rice. 
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 39 (11/25/08 8:19 PM) Registered User |
Firebolt102890 wrote:Drop my groceries immediately, offer up the closest pedestrian as a sacrifice, and sprint home to boil a pot of rice. |
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 3810 (11/25/08 8:23 PM) Registered user |
Firebolt102890 wrote:Run up the nearest hill. Still, Crystal <3! She must win! |
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maldoror122 |
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Posts: 2069 (11/25/08 8:40 PM) |
Dan Down Under wrote:Fixed. |
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novaya |
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Posts: 121 (11/25/08 8:52 PM) |
Hypothetical Situation:I kiss her feet and then do as she commands. |
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 40 (11/25/08 9:47 PM) Registered User |
Continuing with the hypothetical situation theme........ Hypothetical Situation # 2: You're sitting at a diner and have just ordered a burger and fries. Your waitress happily skips to the back to put in your order. Suddenly you hear a loud crash and what sounds like a body thumping to the ground. Minutes later a towering Gabonese goddess emerges from the swinging doors in what appears to be your former waitresses' uniform. You notice that she has crossed out the former name on the name tag and replaced it with MASSIVE CRYSTAL in black magic marker. She approaches your booth and slams a bowl of week-old rice in front of you. "But I ordered a ......" you start to say before quickly realizing your mistake. The exit is only a few feet away. What do you do? |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 6556 (11/25/08 9:49 PM) Registered User |
Gagonese?
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 41 (11/25/08 9:50 PM) Registered User |
Edited.
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novaya |
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Posts: 124 (11/25/08 9:51 PM) |
I eat my rice, as she commands. I do not insult royalty.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 6557 (11/25/08 9:52 PM) Registered User |
I eat my rice and kiss her feet as she laughs at me and spits in my mouth.
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 42 (11/25/08 9:55 PM) Registered User |
platinumtlc wrote: 
Wise choice. |
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 24 (11/25/08 11:09 PM) |
I defiantly shout "NO!!!" then hit her and run for my life. :O
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 6561 (11/25/08 11:11 PM) Registered User |
OMG BLASPHEMY!
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novaya |
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Posts: 126 (11/25/08 11:13 PM) |
Firebolt should be thrown out from the Church of Crystal Cox. HERESY.
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 25 (11/25/08 11:14 PM) |
only if Crystal physically picks me up and throws me out herself <3
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 43 (11/25/08 11:18 PM) Registered User |
INFIDEL! You shall be burned at the stake for such sacrilege!
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BobBob77 |
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Posts: 1807 (11/25/08 11:22 PM) |
Oh Firebolt, oh. You had so much potential. Now you have to be killed. Tragic.
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 26 (11/25/08 11:22 PM) |
01 Crystal Cox's t.ears cure cancer. Too bad she only cries over daggone danishes.
02 Crystal Cox counted to infinity - twice. 03 Crystal Cox does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Crystal Cox goes killing. 04 If you can see Crystal Cox, she can see you. If you can't see Crystal Cox you may be only seconds away from death, or worse, being sent HOME. 05 Crystal Cox sold her soul to the devil for her rugged good looks and unparalleled athletic ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Crystal roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took her soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. Crystal then told him he was a snake and she needed to get rid of him, and that he was NOT the hell god, so she told him to go HOME. 06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Crystal Cox. 07 Crystal Cox built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Crystal Cox met all three bullets with her 10 pound shoes, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 08 Crystal Cox has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 09 They once made a Crystal Cox toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. 10 A deaf man once stepped on Crystal Cox's shoe. Crystal replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Crystal Cox!" The mere mention of her name cured this man's deafness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever heard, was a fatal "GO HOME" from Crystal Cox.
Last Edited By: Firebolt102890
11/25/08 11:25 PM.
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