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NlGHTCRAWLER	Fucking Fatass People On Scooters at the Grocery Store	Lead	[-]
Posts: 18102 (10/12/08 1:14 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What the fuck?! All of the grocery stores have like 25 electric scooters for actual handicapped people, and now, every fucking time we go to the store, we see every scooter being overloaded with fucking fat people. If someone who was actually handicapped came into the store, they couldn't use one because the sweaty heifers snatch them all up! Then, they just drive around to get more food to shove into their gaping maw, and they will not get out of your way. Of course, their lardass weight is probably causing too much strain on the poor scooter's motor - since it was made for handicapped people and not elephants. I swear to God, I'm going to start unplugging every cart as I leave the store so the fat people have to walk around the store and actually get some exercise. Fuck the fatties on scooters!!!!!!
Merely		#1	[-]
Posts: 4344 (10/12/08 1:15 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
SirPaulMuaddib		#2	[-]
Posts: 5490 (10/12/08 1:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When you're so fat, that you have to tie a string to your penis, so it doesn't get lost and buried under rolls of fat...it's time to go on a diet.
ZombieLinda		#3	[-]
Posts: 5224 (10/12/08 1:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	there's really no one in the world i want to kill more they're even more annoying in amusement parks. if you're too fat to stand up how can you possibly have fun there?!?
NlGHTCRAWLER		#4	[-]
Posts: 18105 (10/12/08 1:24 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Apparently, they are having fun driving the scooters around! FUCK 'EM ALL!!!!
ZombieLinda		#5	[-]
Posts: 5225 (10/12/08 1:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	One time I saw a family of skinny people on the fat scooters just racing around and driving as fast as they could from ride to ride. I felt like asking them to adopt me <3
Lame Duckfin		#6	[-]
Posts: 218 (10/12/08 1:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fat Fuck. I betcha that's not Diet 7-Up in there.
PagongSchlong		#7	[-]
Posts: 4722 (10/12/08 1:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had to use one of these for the first time the other night when I went grocery shopping. It's funny. When you're a kid, you want to ride on one of them...but when you grow up, you're kind of embarrassed to do so. Anyway, you should have seen the fatties staring at me like I was doing something wrong. Like I was gonna use it so much that the next time they come to the store, it still won't be charged enough for their fat asses. And I really can only walk on one foot right now, so it was legit. Damn lard asses.
PhoofeGirl		#8	[-]
Posts: 2215 (10/12/08 1:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I tore my calf muscle last year and had to use one at the grocery store. I even had my crutches on board and my family would not walk anywhere near me. I was using full speed and having a good time and I didn't even run over anyone.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#9	[-]
Posts: 18107 (10/12/08 1:35 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'd hate to be the person who has to sponge off their foul-smelling ass sweat from the seat once they leave! X_X
TUNA SURPRISE		#10	[-]
Posts: 1316 (10/12/08 1:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NlGHTCRAWLER = dead.to.me I JUST NEEDED SOME PEPSI AND DOUBLE STUFFS! LEAVE ME ALONE! :cry
cindidindi76		#11	[-]
Posts: 12800 (10/12/08 1:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PagongSchlong wrote: I had to use one of these for the first time the other night when I went grocery shopping. It's funny. When you're a kid, you want to ride on one of them...but when you grow up, you're kind of embarrassed to do so. Anyway, you should have seen the fatties staring at me like I was doing something wrong. Like I was gonna use it so much that the next time they come to the store, it still won't be charged enough for their fat asses. And I really can only walk on one foot right now, so it was legit. Damn lard asses. Seriously. They get pissed! When I stopped at the store Friday, I was the only person parked in a cripple space, but every single scooter thing was being used. The best part is that when I was checking out, I saw a couple teenagers driving them around the store, and there was a small group of fat people following them around waiting for them to be done with them.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#12	[-]
Posts: 18109 (10/12/08 1:45 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You could've at least showered, and NOT wore a t-shirt with a tear in it that lets your gunt ooze out like unleavened yeast! X_X
Aunt Pappy		#13	[-]
Posts: 17034 (10/12/08 1:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They abuse Handicap parking; they abuse the Scooters. The world's gone mad, I tells ya.
TUNA SURPRISE		#14	[-]
Posts: 1317 (10/12/08 1:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Back off! I put some Shower to Shower in every fold before I left. It's the best I could do since I was tired from watching TV on the couch all day.
Lame Duckfin		#15	[-]
Posts: 222 (10/12/08 1:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thanks...we wouldn't want to get a "tuna" surprise.
NlGHTCRAWLER		#16	[-]
Posts: 18110 (10/12/08 1:50 PM) >: \| Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tuna? Is that your post count, or your weight?
Aunt Pappy		#17	[-]
Posts: 17037 (10/12/08 1:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	::cheetos::
goner1		#18	[-]
Posts: 5653 (10/12/08 1:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: I'd hate to be the person who has to sponge off their foul-smelling ass sweat from the seat once they leave! X_X That's quite an assumption that they are ever cleaned.
TUNA SURPRISE		#19	[-]
Posts: 1318 (10/12/08 1:54 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Okay, now this feels just like middle school! And fuck you. I lost 2 lbs. last month, since I was forced to walk around the grocery store three times a week and follow those goddamn kids who wouldn't get off the scooters!
cindidindi76		#20	[-]
Posts: 12803 (10/12/08 1:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Poor Tuna.

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