Every time the camera man films Crystal, he/she films her looking up at her face instead of being head-on. What's up with that? It makes it seem like
she's 1,000 feet tall or something! Level out your headshots camera man!!!
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What's with all of the low camera shots of Crystal?
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What's with all of the low camera shots of Crystal? |
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Posts: 190 (10/12/08 8:22 AM) Hey! I kinda like it here! |
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Jennica |
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Posts: 308 (10/12/08 8:35 AM) Registered user |
she's taller than all the camera men. they can't help but to look up at her
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Posts: 6442 (10/12/08 8:59 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
The camera guys like her?
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platinumtlc |
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BobBob77 |
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Posts: 1341 (10/12/08 9:22 AM) |
I seriously think she might be too tall for the cameras.
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renegade |
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Posts: 1 (10/12/08 11:26 AM) |
Yeah it says in her bio she's 10 feet tall.
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Riliss |
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Posts: 4605 (10/12/08 2:28 PM) Ugly on the inside |
lol
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 29744 (10/12/08 2:42 PM) Registered user |
They're racists and want to make her look ugly from an unflattering angle.
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 TheEasyOne |
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Posts: 665 (10/12/08 8:34 PM) Registered user |
why's the f and the w distorted?
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5738 (10/12/08 8:35 PM) Registered User |
The captioning is caught in Massive Crystal's orbit.
Last Edited By: Double Edged Sword
10/12/08 9:30 PM.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5159 (10/12/08 9:22 PM) Registered User |
Actually, they are caught in Massive Crystal's ASS's orbit, which is an entirely different orbit than the rest of her body.
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Posts: 356 (10/12/08 10:28 PM) |
platinumtlc wrote: X 
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emjoi |
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Posts: 1022 (10/12/08 10:36 PM) Registered User |
Okay, so no Black Hole jokes here.
Because that would be racist. |
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Posts: 384 (10/15/08 10:04 PM) |
So is that photo of crystal edited in any way or was she actually that big on the show?
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Mypoody2 |
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Posts: 8093 (10/15/08 10:17 PM) Registered User |
That photo was edited as visible by teh distorted w and f... but the real one didnt really need to be.
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Surfing Hippo in Trouble |
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Posts: 423 (10/15/08 10:19 PM) |
platinumtlc wrote:I adore this picture and alol everytime. |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 5181 (10/15/08 11:31 PM) Registered User |
uh no that shit was NOT edited. Dang why you gotta be so mean to Massive Crystal and her massive ass's orbit?
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Posts: 1599 (10/16/08 1:45 AM) Registered user |
BobBob77 wrote:Every time I see her I think back to the Deuce Bigalow days, "That's a huge bitch!" Especially since her closest allies have become the babies of the tribe...Kenny and G Cizzle...she just looks like an ogre...poor thing... |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 11380 (10/16/08 3:05 AM) Registered user |
They are illustrating the effects of steroids on the human body.
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Posts: 89 (10/16/08 3:07 AM) |
Thats a huuggge bitch
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Posts: 775 (10/16/08 3:36 AM) Registered User |
She's sasquatch.
That's her at the very top right. ^ 
sasquatch can touch the treetops. 
Last Edited By: lutiebascomb
10/16/08 3:40 AM.
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