we were playing tug and I won. He jumped to get it back and landed on my face. I'm not sure this has ever happened in the history of time.
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my dogs claw just went up my nostril
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my dogs claw just went up my nostril |
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Posts: 19562 (10/11/08 8:20 PM) Registered User |
RIP
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Posts: 1005 (10/11/08 8:20 PM) |
Congrats on winning!
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Posts: 87 (10/11/08 8:20 PM) |
Did his pecker go into your hooney-hooney at the same instant?
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Posts: 3406 (10/11/08 8:21 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Wait!! Doesn't your dog only have three legs?
How much of a wuss do you have to be to get pwned by a gimpy dog?? >D |
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Posts: 14946 (10/11/08 8:23 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
his leg is fixed now. So I got pwnt by a fully functional 70 lb. ball of muscle.
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Posts: 2930 (10/11/08 8:25 PM) Registered user |
Are you bleeding?
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 14947 (10/11/08 8:26 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
Yes I am bleeding. Can't tell if he jusst scratched it or if I should update my will.
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Posts: 4687 (10/11/08 8:30 PM) Registered User |
Did you beat his ass for doing it?
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Posts: 21879 (10/11/08 8:30 PM) MESS member |
I'm voting for the will
you never know about those flesh eating bacteria |
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Posts: 2103 (10/11/08 8:32 PM) Registered user |
I had a dog who was part pit bull, and when we played tug of war she'd lift off the ground. I could have swung the rope over my head like a helicopter
rotor and she'd have hung on without flinching.
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Posts: 3413 (10/11/08 8:34 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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My old dog used to do the cha-cha with me.
He wasn't violent or anything, just a really swell dancer. |
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Posts: 10380 (10/11/08 8:43 PM) Registered user |
Ouch.
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Posts: 198 (10/11/08 8:44 PM) |
My cat bit me up the nostrils more than once and I saw stars each time.
That Bastard Vampire Cat. |
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Posts: 673 (10/11/08 9:42 PM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny
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My cat loves to bite us on the nose. It's very weird. She really only does it when she's in a really cuddly mood.
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Posts: 15925 (10/11/08 9:53 PM) Monkey tamer |
whe wrote: Lola does that! |
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kf59 |
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Posts: 7764 (10/11/08 9:54 PM) Registered Abuser |
Misses Whe's dog?
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Posts: 6410 (10/11/08 9:56 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Seahawketti wrote: That's her way of saying you're not paying enough attention. Mine will swat at me if I stop patting him too long when he's in a cuddling mood. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15926 (10/11/08 9:56 PM) Monkey tamer |
Lola is very sensitive that way.
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Keeshit is a cunt |
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Posts: 254 (10/13/08 4:28 PM) |
khnum wrote: Who died? |
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Posts: 2523 (10/13/08 4:54 PM) Treadmill martyr |
A booger or two, methinks.
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