Do they fly off at 90 miles an hour and then embed themselves into the wall?
I'm asking on behalf of a "friend".
I'm asking on behalf of a "friend".
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When you clip your toenails
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Posts: 995 (10/10/08 8:41 AM) |
nope!
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MrsT715 |
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Posts: 205 (10/10/08 8:41 AM) |
Just how long are those claws when you trim them?
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 6216 (10/10/08 8:45 AM) Registered User |
Sometimes I bite down on gritty things in my salad.
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Posts: 5483 (10/10/08 8:46 AM) Registered user |
Long....they are hard to cut...
It's like cutting a steel nail with scissors. |
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Posts: 644 (10/10/08 8:48 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
If you went for pedicures regularly, you wouldn't have to worry about this.
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5484 (10/10/08 9:01 AM) Registered user |
Pedicures....I've considered it...
What can they do with feet like this? 
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Posts: 3331 (10/10/08 9:19 AM) |
puke?
Is that duct tape? |
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minerva |
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Posts: 4898 (10/10/08 9:21 AM) Registered user |
Wash your feet, skanke.
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Posts: 6738 (10/10/08 10:13 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
There is a story afloat in my family about the time my nan and her sister were about to set sail on the Queen Mary for Europe. Either my nan or Mamabelle had just clipped her toetusks and heaped them into a dainty pile on the floor of the cabin, when the steward happened to walk in. I guess that this was supposed to be a cautionary tale of some sort. |
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nekey |
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Posts: 1059 (10/10/08 10:15 AM) Registered user |
Not into the wall but I have nearly lost an eye. Now I close my eyes as I pull the trigger.
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Posts: 2384 (10/10/08 10:27 AM) Registered User |
um, haven't you heathens seen clippers with a sliding plastic sheath that retains your nails for quick ejection into the trash?
Do yo people buy your clippers at the 7/11 counter or something? |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5485 (10/10/08 10:33 AM) Registered user |
Yes.
who....what...never heard of this thinga mah jig. |
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nekey |
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Posts: 1060 (10/10/08 10:52 AM) Registered user |
If I was a true heathen I'd just dip my toes in some gravy and let the dog chew 'em off.
But in all honesty, my clippers likely came from Dollar General. |
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Posts: 6739 (10/10/08 10:55 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Jakob Speed wrote: Uhhhhh...don't you know that if the "clippings" fall into the wrong hands that someone can put the voodoo beatdown on you??? The shards must be flushed out to sea or burned in a petite pyre. . |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5486 (10/10/08 10:56 AM) Registered user |
nekey wrote: Genius! I never thought about doing that. |
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 33510 (10/10/08 10:57 AM) Registered user |
Jakob Speed wrote: Who needs fancy schmancy shit like that? How hard is it to cover the clippers so stuff doesn't come flying out? |
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 2389 (10/10/08 11:08 AM) Registered User |
Mine are all polished steel, clear plastic slider, no black parts... pick them up at Shoppers Drugmart for $15. Not exactly something you need a credit check to purchase. |
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Posts: 94 (10/10/08 1:59 PM) |
SirPaulMuaddib wrote: Cut them off! |
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