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ginaf20697 |
Why does the Stock Market always go to hell in October? |
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It's not that bad of a month really. January is a lot more depressing.
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pearly whites |
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b/c you touch yourself at night
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ginaf20697 |
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Well shit, I do that all year, not just October.
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Gregoire |
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The spike in pumpkin sales creates a domino effect that reverberates into the markets of every conceivable commodity. People who buy more pumpkins have less
money for other items, like cars, VCRs and porn. If you add in the lucrative squash and dried Indian corn cob markets, I'm surprised the stock market
doesn't crash entirely.
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What Gregoire said.
It's all about Halloween scaring investors. |
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ginaf20697 |
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That could be true though for me you'd have to substitute candy corn for pumpkins.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Halloween is the Devil. Only the Great Pumpkin can save you.
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minerva |
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WTF. All I wanted was a jack'o lantern and some fall decorations and Gregoire blames me for crashing the stock market!
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ginaf20697 |
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Yesterday was Yom Kippur. Why can't we blame the Jews like we do with everything else?
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ginaf20697 |
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Uh oh. SELL SELL SELL!
Bush: 'We can solve this crisis and we will' |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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So this ABC talking head comes on TV, and he says "The stock market has lost 20.9% in the last 10 days, which is technically a
crash."
Then the President comes on TV, and tells us not to worry. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Buy Walmart , the stores are packed. Also Campbell Soup, Kraft, P&G. Hormell; there are tons of creative ways with SPAM, yum yum
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WiscBadger95 |
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Here's a better question: Why is the economy still swirling down the shitter even after the bailout package passed? Didn't our glorious,
hyper-intelligent and infallible leaders (i.e. President, Congress, both Presidential candidates) promise us that everything would be sunshine and lollipops if
they passed this? You don't think they could have been lying to us, do you?
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Snakes And Arrows |
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WiscBadger95 wrote: Meanwhile the head of AIG is in talks with a real estate agent for the Hapmtons.... |
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ginaf20697 |
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Anyone who thinks the government doing something about anything is going to help is clueless. I'll stick with the Libertarians on that one.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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WiscBadger95 wrote: Rainbows. You left out rainbows. Oh, and magical unicorns, too. (Although I understand from Guppie that the magical unicorns have taken a financial loss and are on strike.) |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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How far does the Dow have to fall before the Wall Streeters to jump out the windows?
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minerva |
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If they're going to jump, it would've been nice if they'd done it before we gave them all that money. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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With global equities
falling off a cliff, the MSCI World Index has been down every day for the past six days, plunging by a staggering 17.7% since the beginning of the month. The
corresponding figure for the MSCI Emerging Markets Index is 20.1% in the red.
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AnAlanSmitheeFilm |
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Well shit Gina, if you'd started this thread on Sept. 30 we could have all divested.
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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The Holy Spirit has informed me that God is punishment Amrcia because of all the killing of innocent babies. He will not be mocked
REPENT |
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