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that reminds me of a joke!

so there's this conductor on a train, but he's pretty crummy at his job. one day he just snaps and goes on a murderous rampage and kills everybody on the train. he gets arrested, convicted, and sent to death row.
finally, his day of death arrives and he gets told he gets one final meal, whatever he wants. he asks for a 100-oz steak. everyone watches in amazement as just plows through the steak. he finishes, wipes his mouth with a napkin, burps a little (it's polite in france!) and heads to the chair.
so they strap him in and whatever, put the sponge on his head and everything, flip the switch, but nothing happens! they try a couple more times, but it just isn't working. so they let him go for the night, and say they'll try again tomorrow.
the next night he gets told he can have another last meal, so he asks for another 100-oz steak. again, he downs the whole thing as the entire prison staff watch. again, he gets led to the chair and strapped in. again, nothing happens! frustrated, they keep trying but it just won't seem to work on him.
this happens every night for a week until finally, the executioner says "guess he's just a bad conductor!"

HAHAHAHAH

ok so my train joke was a bit late, but it took a long time to type!

and thanks s&a! <3