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You can make a survival pouch from the foreskin of an antelope, useful for storing flint or beads and shells to barter with natives.

Blood taken from the rear knees of a rhinoceros and applied to the skin can repel tsetse flies for a short period of time.

Alligator or crocodile semen, if you can get it, soothes minor wounds and helps promote faster healing.

The bark of the lococomo tree, when boiled in water, produces a bitter tea that provides stimulating hallucinations for a few hours, helping to pass the time if you are ever lost in New Guinea.

The evening chirrups of the poison dart frog can help soothe a weary survivalist to sleep, just don't pet them.

Never eat what the monkeys eat because some monkeys have adapted themselves to toxic chemicals in certain fruits that can kill human beings. Usually you can eat the monkey itself, though.

You can add ANY other bodily fluid to your urine still to increase output of water production. If you are lost with a buddy, this can be a lot of fun, too.

If you run out of moisturizer you can substitute the milky sap that collects in crevices around the hooves of certain ungulates. It smells bad, but it keeps your skin silky smooth.

Mossy patches on your scalp can be alleviated in tropical climates by applying a poultice of piranha roe mixed with river mud.

Masturbation wastes precious calories. It is often a better choice to milk your prostate using a long but very smooth stick instead.

Try to poop behind shrubbery so animals don't laugh at you.

Iguana tails can be chewed like gum for several hours, promoting saliva production.

Don't stop to browse souvenir and gift shops. They're a ripoff.