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"The tribes rank their members based on importance, and one Castaway is given a very rude awakening."

When it comes to what is good for the show, as producers, we obviously look at it much differently than the Survivors. One of our biggest concerns is hanging onto our best "characters" for as long as possible. That is ultimately what keeps you, our loyal audience, interested.

(Side note: Last week, a new study was released that surveyed audience loyalty relating to their favorite television shows. The number one show…the show with the highest viewer loyalty…of every show on television, was Survivor. Seventeen seasons and you are still with us. Thank you for keeping us on the air!) We now resume our regularly scheduled blog…

Unfortunately, we can't tell the Survivors who to vote for, so all we can do is cross our fingers and hope for the best. After three episodes of Survivor: Gabon, we're very happy on that front.

First we lost Michelle, then Gillian, and now Paloma. Whew. Relief. Three people who will not be missed. I say that with all due respect to the aforementioned, although, as my buddy Lopez reminds me, whenever you say "with all due respect" you're actually saying without any respect at all.

Yes, I am aware that if I keep up this lippy attitude for the entire season that I may end up buried to my neck in sand at the live reunion show. The problem is I write these in the afternoon, typically when I'm most hungry and therefore a bit cranky. Not an excuse, just a fact.

G.C. continues to disappoint…himself. The reward challenge, which was called "Kicking and Screaming," is one of my favorites, but watching G.C. give up was even more dramatic. His tribe was screaming at him to kick it into high gear. Granted, they are living on extremely small rations of rice, so energy is in short supply, but Matty and Dan certainly had energy and they're living on the same rice.

In fact, can I just be candid? I don't think it's the end result as much as the lack of effort that frustrates his tribe. G.C.'s heart just doesn't seem to be into it. I'm sure he is wondering if he should have given more effort. What continues to amaze me is the impact this game has on the human psyche. Or vice versa. I can't be sure which is right. Dalton?

Sugar goes to Exile Island and we learn a bit more about who she is and what drives her. She's clearly still mourning the loss of her father, who seems to be providing beautiful inspiration. She finds the hidden immunity idol with very little difficulty.

Dan, who was probably with friends last night watching this episode, must have taken a ration of it from his buddies. She found the idol in twenty minutes, dude!! She smoked you! Ah, Sugar…I told you, I think you're gonna root for her.

The immunity challenge provided at least one bit of excitement -- bikinis! It's just not Survivor if, at some point, the women are not in bikinis. Am I wrong? Is that sexist? I'm just saying what people on the street tell me. Just keepin' it reeeel dawg. Why you gotta bring me down? I don't believe you critics anyway. I think you like it.

Time for another question: "At this early stage of the game, who are you pulling for?" Since EW isn't giving me a space for comments, even though I take time out of my extremely hectic and oh-so-important life to write this column, go to Dalton's column and post your answer! [Editor's note: We would never deny Jeff his due comment space, so feel free to post your thoughts below. In fact, we insist!]

So, Fang has turned things around with back-to-back wins. Trust me, Marcus is not happy. He's a doctor. Did you know that? He just lost to a tribe of misfits, many of whom do not even have college degrees! No way! Kota now going to feel the after effect of having to vote someone out. It's not so fun anymore.

Kelly is on the outs for voting against Ace. What will she do? Come on Kelly. Think. What would Lindsay do? Kota needs to get it back together.

Next week has a nice little twist conceived by our resident switch expert, Dan Munday. I love it when we come up with something new that catches them off guard. It's so hard to do that anymore, so when it happens we celebrate. We really do. We go back to base camp, pop a bottle of champagne, and slap each other on the backs. I'm kidding. There is no hitting on Survivor.

For EW and Dalton Ross,

Poppa J.