I go to a coffee shop that's next to a tanning place. The women going to the tanning place are scary. They're either chubby blonde college girls (it's near a small private college) and leathery-faced housewives. You'd think that after your skin looks like a car seat, you'd think 'maybe I should lay off the tanning booths'.
Good looking white people don't need to go tanning. Tanning is something that fugly whites do because they think a blazing tan will distract from their fugliness.
