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pussycow wrote:

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Is Filipino Americans bored, pathetic, and stupid?

Wow!

Bored? I don't think so.

Pathetic? Oh, Yes.

Stupid. Hell, yes. To the Max.

If you had any idea at all what most people in the workplace thought of Pillipinos, you would think twice before ever opening your stupid mouth.

I wonder if you remember the speech made by an American government official just after the second world war in which he referred to Pillipinos as "our little brown brothers". No? You can find it with Google. It's always good for a laugh. I just about died laughing the first time I heard that. But, it was actually official US government policy for more than 40 years. The US governement truly thought that Pillipinos were so stupid that they could be placated just be referring to them as "our little brown brothers".

In truth, the US government was only interested in finding out what was the minimum they would have to give the Pillipinos in order to let the US stay in their territory to prevent the Japanese from ever attacking US interests again.

But all the people at work just laugh at the foolishness of the little brown assholes that run around talking in their jibbersh language that sounds like stacato, "Tikka Bikka Rikka Ckickka Sikka Mikka Fikka Klop".

It is hilarious. Most Pillipinos are determined to live the good life in America but never even consider the possibility that they just don't have what it takes to compete with people who have full brains. They behave as if they only have half a brain - which suits us fairly well. In any kind of financial or employment transaction, Pillipinos just don't have what it takes to compete and they always wind up with the short end of the stick.

So, go ahead and believe what you will, my little brown friend. The truth is that you will always get your piece of the pie - even though it is only half the size of normal peoples' pieces of the pie.

We don't mind allowing you to live in the USA. You provide some comic relief. It is fun to laugh at your foolish antics and fun to laugh at the idea that you believe you can compete with normal people on an equal footing. The truth is that you are not in the same league as the rest of us and the only reason we allow you to live and work in the USA is because you actually believe that you can stand up to Communist aggression in the Eastern Pacific and that you are willing to fight and die to protect American interests.

As long as you are willing to fight and die to protect our interests, go ahead and run around sounding like a flock of chickens as you jibber jabber with your ridiculous little brown tongues - "Tikka Bikka Rikka Chickka Sikka Mikka Flicka Floppa Mickey Wickey Klip Klop". It is always good for a laugh. And so are you.