I hate women who hover, but I think I might have to consider it in this case.
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Is this Merkyl's House?
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Posts: 6037 (09/23/08 3:38 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6065 (09/23/08 3:38 PM) Registered User |
Whoever it was, it's interesting to note that they bothered to iron their clothes.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 6038 (09/23/08 3:40 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Whoever it was is most likely your size too weej.
and anyways, it's not merkyl's house. He has a bitch that would see the backside of his hand if she let the place get that way. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58193 (09/23/08 3:42 PM) Registered loser |
Sure, take a pic right before maid day.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6066 (09/23/08 3:43 PM) Registered User |
In all fairness, sometimes it's not all that easy for us to bend over and pick stuff up. If it's not my guntocks getting in the way, it's my stubby
fingers that curl instead of bending.
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annie normas butt |
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Posts: 4443 (09/23/08 3:46 PM) Registered user |
Sweet Geezus! I can't take my eyes off the mystery stains on the couch
I'm surprised she managed to put that many cigarettes out without burning the joint down |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 6040 (09/23/08 3:46 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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What in the bloody FUCK are guntocks? |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6067 (09/23/08 3:50 PM) Registered User |
It's my gunt, which has a "cleft" much like a buttocks. Most people think it's very distinguished.
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Posts: 23294 (09/23/08 3:51 PM) |
um, I think it's with two T's - gunttocks
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6068 (09/23/08 3:52 PM) Registered User |
I stand corrected (but still very distinguished).
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 8040 (09/23/08 3:55 PM) Registered User |
Apparently the poster said it's a mid-40's white lady..Merk's mom's house?
And they smoke Benson & Hedges cigarettes 
And fell asleep on the couch a few times while smoking...and tried to clean the carpet??
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 6041 (09/23/08 3:56 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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40? More like merkyl's daughter.
(I hate him today) |
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Posts: 6122 (09/23/08 3:59 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
They had a lady like this on OPRAH!
And of course they redid her whole house (for fuckin' FREE) as a reward or something. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58194 (09/23/08 3:59 PM) Registered loser |
I can't wait for tomorrow then!!
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30397 (09/23/08 4:02 PM) Sexy asshole |
ok where is all the delicious food and drink coming from? i can't identify the bags/cups.
i would also expect to see 1000000 empty malt liquor cans, but.....there's nothing there. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 58195 (09/23/08 4:03 PM) Registered loser |
That's all Whataburger, baby!
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Posts: 4218 (09/23/08 4:04 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
C'mon, even just a few (dozen) garbage bags would be a start.
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dmb154678 |
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Posts: 30399 (09/23/08 4:05 PM) Sexy asshole |
dammit, no whataburger here.
i see schlotzky's bags too. they all closed here. i was hooked on it. HOOKED!!!! |
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Undertakeress |
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Posts: 8041 (09/23/08 4:11 PM) Registered User |
Uh oh, Merk, who left their shirt and high heel in the bathroom? And toilet paper rolls and used condoms?
And someone already started chopping
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 6071 (09/23/08 4:12 PM) Registered User |
I see she was buying wrinkle cream by the truckload. I bet she's super pretty.
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