To Moms who think their Sons don't Need to Learn how to do Laundry:

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catspasms	To Moms who think their Sons don't Need to Learn how to do Laundry:	Lead	[-]
Posts: 8149 (09/09/08 1:52 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please, fuck off and die. I'm no parenting expert, but I know this: your son needs to know how to do his laundry in order to be a viable member of society. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW DO TO LAUNDRY??? This thread has been created because some stupid bitch whose username I don't remember posted in the political thread saying she didn't want her high school teaching her son how to do laundry because she expects his wife to do it for him once he leaves home and gets married. Granted, the high school should probably be making kids literate instead of teaching them to do laundry--but the rationale behind that post is a serious WTF for me... What the fuck happened to feminism? Why do wimmens enforce the patriarchy like this? I have been doing my own laundry since I was 10 years old, and I've had NO PROBLEM whatsoever...and when those dudes head off to college, they end up looking like total fools trying to figure out how to use a washing machine (which is a whole other matter--really, it's not THAT HARD to dump some fucking detergent into the machine and then press the start button). All I'm saying is, if there is any hausfrau here who feels their son shouldn't need to learn how to do basic household chores like use the washing machine, then they need to FUCK OFF AND DIE or move to Guatemala or some other society where machismo is rampant and it's acceptable to treat women like baby machines/house slaves. Incoherent rant over. Last Edited By: catspasms 09/09/08 1:55 PM. Edited 2 times.
Softtaco		#1	[-]
Posts: 3012 (09/09/08 1:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	High schools teach kids how to do laundry? That's probably for the remedial kids who won't amount to anything.
squashthebeef		#2	[-]
Posts: 15046 (09/09/08 1:56 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	they end up looking like total fools trying to figure out how to use a washing machine You know nothing about picking up chicks. Nothing.
GoodNeighborgirl		#3	[-]
Posts: 17336 (09/09/08 1:56 PM) Fatty McBadmom Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Umm. Yeah!! Dammit.
Hamdingers		#4	[-]
Posts: 12674 (09/09/08 1:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Know what else Moms should teach their children? How to fucking boardicide correctly.
Link Please		#5	[-]
Posts: 823 (09/09/08 1:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi, Scruffy.
ladybugtoes		#6	[-]
Posts: 1166 (09/09/08 1:59 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm going a step further. I'm teaching my teenaged daughters how to train their future husbands to do all the laundry. AND to make them think its their idea.
Hamdingers		#7	[-]
Posts: 12675 (09/09/08 1:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Make sure you explain to them it's their own fault when their whites end up pink.
squashthebeef		#8	[-]
Posts: 15048 (09/09/08 2:01 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I blame the menses for the pink whites thing.
Ethan Dumont		#9	[-]
Posts: 535 (09/09/08 2:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm no parenting expert, but I know this: your son needs to know how to do his laundry in order to be a viable member of society. Apparently you are not a parenting expert NOR a society expert. How is doing laundry a part of belonging to society? Can't he pay to have his clothes laundered? Hire a maid?
bucking fitch		#10	[-]
Posts: 1536 (09/09/08 2:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hamdingers wrote: Make sure you explain to them it's their own fault when their whites end up pink. And when their sweaters end up fitting a barbie doll.
Hamdingers		#11	[-]
Posts: 12676 (09/09/08 2:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	IF IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY DON'T PUT IT IN THE FUCKING HAMPER.
Pseudo Propaganda		#12	[-]
Posts: 206 (09/09/08 2:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Speaking of laundry some dumb cunt put two pillows in the washer on our floor and it unbalanced the machine and is stuck with 12 minutes left on the wash cycle. Been sitting there since yesterday afternoon so now it is starting to smell all mildewy. I have having to share a washer/dryer with morons but an apartment with its own instead of a laundry room was like 500 more a month.
bucking fitch		#13	[-]
Posts: 1537 (09/09/08 2:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hamdingers wrote: IF IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY DON'T PUT IT IN THE FUCKING HAMPER. Experienced this a time or two, have you?
Shagnanigans		#14	[-]
Posts: 415 (09/09/08 2:06 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fact: I have never once brought something to the dry-cleaners and I NEVER EVER EVER WILL.
SmrtAss		#15	[-]
Posts: 4009 (09/09/08 2:06 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He should learn the same way I learned. Get drunk when your parents are out of town and have to wash the bedspread you threw up on before they get back. Speedy learning will ensue.
Hamdingers		#16	[-]
Posts: 12678 (09/09/08 2:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shagnanigans wrote: Fact: I have never once brought something to the dry-cleaners and I NEVER EVER EVER WILL. Hell, my wife doesn't either. Might as well call the fucking things Disposable Clothes.
itsakat		#17	[-]
Posts: 7200 (09/09/08 2:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fact: I take everything to the dry-cleaners and I FUCKING LOVE IT.
squashthebeef		#18	[-]
Posts: 15050 (09/09/08 2:14 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They use too much starch on the dog though.
Shagnanigans		#19	[-]
Posts: 416 (09/09/08 2:21 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How else is he supposed to stay stiff? (ew)
itsakat		#20	[-]
Posts: 7201 (09/09/08 2:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	goddammit, y'all, quit stinking up catspasms' thread.