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Hamdingers |
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IDGI
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merkyl |
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Pie's telling not so fresh jokes.
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pie123452001 |
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DON'T MAKE ME TELL THE WHAT DID THE BLIND MAN SAY WHEN HE GOT TO THE FISH MARKET, "HELLLLLLO, LADDDDIES!!!" JOKE AGAIN BECAUSE NO ONE APPRECIATES
IT AROUND HERE.
I suffer for my genious. |
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merkyl |
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We all suffer for it.
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pie123452001 |
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Late night posting's not your thing. You didn't pounce on the genius spelling.
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merkyl |
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I'm really more anal in the morning.
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Hamdingers |
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DON'T I KNOW IT!
I mean...n/m. |
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pie123452001 |
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Just call me anal of the morning, Anal
Just touch my cheek... |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 3052 (09/06/08 10:43 PM) |
pie123452001 wrote: I'll file that one away with the brown chicken brown cow joke |
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TequilaVaquero |
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merkyl wrote:Nothing like a morning dump I tell you. (Pies was better) I look at the ex date and if it is close just go by the smell. On a side note, how long does it take you to go through milk? I go through a gallon of milk by myself in about 3 days, basically 2 a week. Some of my friends think that is insane, I tell them they're insane and to go to hell, then I stop being their friend and start making harassing phone calls at 2:17pm and pretend that I'm stuck on the side of the road and no one else will answer their phone, but I'm really comfy at home, then I block their number and drink my milk. |
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CBRetriever |
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milk? adults still drink milk?
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pie123452001 |
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When Mr. Pie was around your age, TV, he used to go through a gallon of milk every 3 days too. Ten years later, we both go through a 2-litre carton a week,
sometimes less.
Lesson learned: Enjoy it now, you'll get sick of it eventually. |
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merkyl |
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How many bags a week you guys go through now?
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PennyMontana |
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I never did. I drink a gallon about every 2/3 days.
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CBRetriever |
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i can't stop thinking about where the milk comes from - makes me a little queasy
I think I'll stick to cheese |
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merkyl |
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I've switched to drinking only pig milk, much better for you .
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TequilaVaquero |
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So these two guys were in a diner and the first guy orders a cow tongue sammich, the other guy says "That comes from a cows mouth, disgusting, I'll
have an egg sammich."
When your hubby was my age he drank that much? I thought they were rationing it for the troops over seas fighting Hitler? |
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CBRetriever |
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cow juice
cow squeezings coming out of warm hairy udders cringe |
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pie123452001 |
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SHUT IT, HE'S ONLY 35!
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Jakob Speed |
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I'm back... had to grab a liter of UHT chocolate milk.
yes, I'm 12. |
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