The old bastard has been slung off vines, hurled off ledges, vibrated off airplanes and fell in the motherfuckin' pool.
Is the son of a bitch even human? I loathe him more than I even thought was possible. Why is he still here, why is he still breathing?
Please, please let today be the final nail in the coffin of this disgusting, perverted, mysogynist old wind bag.
Thank you for your patience.
Carry on.


















