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 Angela in WI |
Really REALLY inconsequential things that bug me |
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Posts: 24667 (09/03/08 8:55 AM) Registered User |
First of all, there's the fact that I'm not sure I spelled "inconsequential" correctly.
Also, I can't stand it when people say "suntan lotion" instead of "sunscreen." They're two entirely different things. Told you it was stupid! |
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Posts: 581 (09/03/08 8:56 AM) I Need A Clue
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I use suntan lotion.
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Posts: 348 (09/03/08 8:56 AM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny
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People who wait til the last minute to send me their suicide pick angelacoughangela
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 24668 (09/03/08 8:57 AM) Registered User |
I also hate when people say un-thaw. No, you're going to THAW it dumbass, not freeze it again.
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Posts: 583 (09/03/08 8:59 AM) I Need A Clue
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UGH!
My friend's husband used to say de-thaw. It made me NUTS. I was like -- either defrost it or thaw it you big dumbheaded retard. (he was over 21) She started saying it too eventually. So I had to ditch them as friends. |
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Posts: 585 (09/03/08 9:03 AM) I Need A Clue
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Oh and PS. Hairyface (who is not officially retarded as far as i know, so she can still be laughed at) described some stupid russell crowe buys a vinyard movie
to me this morning for at least 10 minutes dispite the fact that I said I did not see the movie, did not want to see the movie, hated russell crowe and was not
really interested in wasp wine.
:: sigh :: my life is brutal. |
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Posts: 1733 (09/03/08 9:09 AM) |
when people say "anyways" instead of "anyway"
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Posts: 5324 (09/03/08 9:15 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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What's a dickfor?
And if I hear one more "aww da poor beebies wanted to cuddle at 5:00 in the morning, but mommy's tired" cat story, I will quite literally spray my brains on the wall. |
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nomellons |
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Posts: 2625 (09/03/08 9:20 AM) Registered User |
People who add or subtract a letter to a word when speaking. I know a few people who say chim-a-knee instead of chimney, others who say avaible instead of
avaiLAble.
The very worst though are those people who say eXcape instead of escape -- worse than nails on chalkboard. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5832 (09/03/08 9:20 AM) Registered User |
It should be anyhoo..
I hate when something finishes and it is described as "The end of an era". An era last many many lifetimes After Labor Day it is the "end of summer". My calender says it is three past that. Why don't they say it is end of winter after March 1 then? |
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Posts: 12474 (09/03/08 9:26 AM) |
Anonymous office drones who come into my office and drop some fucking Birthday or Get Well or Goodbye or Sorry Your Retarded Child Died card on my desk to
sign, implying that I am now obligated to not only sign the fucking thing, but also to locate the next person who really doesn't give a fuck either.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5326 (09/03/08 9:27 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Sorry Your Retarded Child Died card on my desk to sign, 
Also, people who say "warsh", "shedyule" and "catsup". |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 7075 (09/03/08 9:31 AM) Registered User |
I HATE having to pass along a card once I've signed it. It's like a live grenade that I want to get rid of as soon as possible.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5327 (09/03/08 9:35 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I KNOW ZIPPITY!
It's like hot potato if you are one of the last ones to get stuck with it. SOMEBODY JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING |
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Posts: 5359 (09/03/08 9:35 AM) Registered user |
People who wear the clothing of their mother countries
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09/03/08 9:42 AM.
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Posts: 2127 (09/03/08 9:36 AM) Registered User |
I always want to correct people with they say VIN Number. I always thought the N stood for number, but apparently I'm INSANE.
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Posts: 1368 (09/03/08 9:38 AM) |
Are we allowed to make fun of insane people?
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minerva |
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Posts: 4659 (09/03/08 9:42 AM) Registered user |
As long as they aren't insanely retarded, yes.
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Posts: 5057 (09/03/08 11:21 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
I want to know how it came to be that a retarded child died on hammy's desk?
And what did they do with the body? Kimbob the Intrigued |
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Posts: 12486 (09/03/08 11:24 AM) |
My phone rang, and he answered the stapler. Repeatedly.
Not sure what they did with the body, but there was leftover Jambalaya in the fridge a couple days later. |
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Posts: 598 (09/03/08 11:25 AM) I Need A Clue
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I'm just glad you didn't have an iron on your desk.
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