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They found Tequila dead this morning
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Posts: 18912 (09/03/08 7:15 PM) Registered User |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 2135 (09/03/08 8:40 PM) Registered User |
Tequila, a 38-year-old African elephant,I withdraw my sympathies. (see what I did there Hose?) |
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bassoon291 |
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Posts: 6933 (09/04/08 4:33 AM) Registered user |
Very sad. |
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TC |
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Posts: 634 (09/04/08 5:36 AM) I Need A Clue
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JELLY BEANS??? THEY FED HER JELLY BEANS AND THEY WONDER WHY SHE DIED????
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 kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4678 (09/04/08 8:20 AM) Registered user |
Had a baby at 10 years old?
Weems is not gonna like this. |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 2994 (09/04/08 8:31 AM) FAQ bitcher |
Now we find out Tequila was a WHORE!
I suppose saddling her with that name pretty much made it inevitable. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 15723 (09/04/08 8:31 AM) Monkey tamer |
at least Thika isn't retarded.
(Tessa is our Tardy elephant) |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12520 (09/04/08 8:33 AM) |
You have a retarded elephant? How can you tell if an elephant's retarded?
All of you owe me for that set-up. |
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kinghouseplant |
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Posts: 4679 (09/04/08 8:34 AM) Registered user |
She dresses funny.
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hwamf |
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Posts: 2995 (09/04/08 8:34 AM) FAQ bitcher |
You put a retarded elephant on display for people's entertainment?
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Gnarl24 |
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Posts: 2620 (09/04/08 9:21 AM) Registered User |
I was hoping this was a post about Tila Tequila being found dead! One can only hope.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 2141 (09/04/08 9:50 AM) Registered User |
A day (or 3) late and buck short on that joke.....
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Loki |
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Posts: 15724 (09/04/08 11:28 AM) Monkey tamer |
there's quite a few retarded animals at the Zoo. See in the wild, their moms would have eaten them or pushed them out of the nest or something.
It's only us that keeps them alive |
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TC |
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Posts: 668 (09/04/08 11:30 AM) I Need A Clue
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Kung pow.
WHY DO YOU FEED WILD ANIMALS JELLY BEANS??? |
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Powers |
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Posts: 4326 (09/04/08 11:32 AM) |
I dare you to post pics of the tardy baby elephant.
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TC |
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Posts: 672 (09/04/08 11:41 AM) I Need A Clue
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So...and I know I'm going to be sorry I asked...does one have a funeral or memorial service or something when a big cornsyrup-fed captive wild animal
croaks off?
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Loki |
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Posts: 15725 (09/04/08 11:45 AM) Monkey tamer |
omg have you not read the threasd? The area was blocked off and the forklift took her away.
There will be no funeral |
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BlackCatTux |
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Posts: 2389 (09/04/08 11:45 AM) Registered user |
TC wrote: I think they said it was a bribe to get her to allow them to do regular blood tests and stuff. My question is HOW do you feed jelly beans to an elephant? It seems like you'd need to give her the whole bag for her to be able to taste them. An elephant's maw is huge and a jelly bean is so tiny. |
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U91731 |
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Posts: 9136 (09/04/08 11:46 AM) Registered User |
Hasn't anyone posted a pic of the dead beast yet ?
You know, with a caption like "Here I iz lying dead in yer zoo." |
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Powers |
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Posts: 4327 (09/04/08 11:46 AM) |
I certainly hope you are selling off the tusks.
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