lilnubber wrote:
The comments on that blog are hilarious!
Step off, toots.???
Step off, toots. You're invading MY territory. I'M the woman who was supposed to be on a presidential ticket this election.And anyway, that loser husband of yours, Todd, is a major nobody. I'M married to the former president. TWO TERMS, bitch.
WE were supposed to be living in the Vice President's house, which, you dimwit, is located on Massachusetts Avenue next to the Naval Observatory.
But now you come along, some bear-shooting beauty queen bimbolina from freaking Alaska, of all things. And you're a crap mother, to boot. (Seriously, hon, check out Chelsea. She turned out well. There are no rugrats running around here in Chappaqua or at our Georgetown mansion. As for your little trollop, can you say "straight to the trailer park?")
Anyway, get over yourself, chiquita, and don't give up your day job. Because if I can't be president, you sure as hell can't be vice president.
Hi, Grammy!
Bristol and I have been brainstorming for names all weekend. It's really hard, since you guys have already taken all the obvious ones--Trig, Track, Piper, etc.
We both really like all the active noun names, Fisher, Hunter, Gatherer, but they're all so tired and used up, that we might as well name him/her "Oldy McCain." Ha, j/k.
I've suggested Cleveland Steamer because . . . well it's an inside joke. Besides, Ohio is a swing state and this might help.
Bristol wants to call her Abstinence if its' a girl.
What do you think?
Posted by: Levi Johnston | September 02, 2008 at 02:11 PM