OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB!!!!
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB!!!! |
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Hamdingers |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: You would think, but some guys are a little freaked out by the prosthetic aluminum leg and Nightmare Before Christmas tattoos on her thighs. |
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Vegazguy |
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Hamdingers wrote:well that's why i used a x and not a X. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Hamdingers wrote: Aww. I bet she's a really nice girl though. That'll bring in the extras every time. |
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Hamdingers |
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Well, she does smell like Cuttlefish. That's what keeps me coming back for more.
I'm so dead if she ever stumbles upon any of this shit. |
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Surge22 |
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Speaking of gagging, the kid I blew the other day kept hitting my tonsils with his cock. He kept wondering what that thick saliva was the was coming out of my
mouth. I was like...have you never had deepthroat? Its called a gag reflex, buddy! He really got off on choking me. Guys just love to shove your head down to
the base til your nose is in their pubes. Its pretty hot.
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Hamdingers |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: |
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Hpnotiq |
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Men like it if you get anywhere near their genitals. It doesn't matter what you do.
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sadllama |
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Surge22 wrote: Marry me? |
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Surge22 |
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Hpnotiq wrote: As long as you don't bite. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Hamdingers wrote: |
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Hpnotiq |
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A little nibble now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Thanks much for the informative and awesome post! <3
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Surge22 |
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Penelope McBagpipe wrote: So, are people just quoting and not responding to the post that they quote? ??? |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Surge22 wrote: |
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Vegazguy |
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Surge22 |
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sadllama wrote: Do you have tattoos or piercings? |
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Hpnotiq |
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Surge22 wrote: |
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Vegazguy |
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sadllama wrote:she has a penis. |
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Surge22 |
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Vegazguy wrote:This is California, buddy. We're allowed to get married here. Get with the times. |
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