Breathe through your nose.
I wear a breath right strip during felatio.
Sexy!
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Why? What am I doing wrong?? Why do I gag
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Posts: 15145 (08/31/08 5:51 PM) Registered user |
I wear a breath right strip during felatio. Sexy! |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 8317 (08/31/08 5:53 PM) Registered User |
For better head, I'd totally tolerate a Breathe Right Strip.
Good for you. |
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 PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2788 (08/31/08 5:57 PM) Registered user |
 The lbf doesn't quite cover my reacation to Scruffy's swing at hetero oral. I got t.ears in my eyes.
I know it was probably icky for you but bless you for trying. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5245 (08/31/08 6:01 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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He really needs to get over his shyness though and be a little more outright with his opinions on things.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 31735 (08/31/08 6:02 PM) Registered user |
I wonder if he talks with his hands.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2789 (08/31/08 6:03 PM) Registered user |
I think he totally has no idea how funny the words "mysterious lumps and bumps and flaps and dangling things" is. I lost it.
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 280 (08/31/08 7:33 PM) I'm not drunk
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I KNOW vaginas swell up and have limited mobility during arousal.I didn't know that mobility was a top requirement for genitalia. Things must've changed after I settled down. I can't believe I previously missed a Scruffy-cunny story. Doh! |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 1332 (08/31/08 7:42 PM) Registered User |
Can we please get back to talking about chicks giving blow jobs?
Men going down on women is unnatural and sick. |
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Surge22 |
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Posts: 2131 (08/31/08 10:44 PM) Registered user |
I've been dating/blowing older men (usually 30's to mid 40's) since my early 20's. And I've always enjoyed being in their company. They
just make me feel secure...I guess I have daddy issues not being that close with my actual father.
Anyway, so over the past couple of months I've tried dating/blowing younger guys (early 20's) and I've noticed that younger cock/balls have a fresher smell and taste. I never knew that age could make a difference in the taste/smell. I thought it just had to do with hygiene but apparently younger guys who haven't showered in a day taste better than older men straight out the shower. Who knew? I guess you learn something new everyday. |
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Hpnotiq |
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Posts: 9 (08/31/08 10:55 PM) |
Men's testosterone levels fall as they age. It's the male menopause.
Some of the signs that older men need testosterone replacement therapy.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12425 (08/31/08 10:57 PM) |
[ahem]
WE DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF YOU'RE GAGGING AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP. JSYK. |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 13108 (08/31/08 10:59 PM) 10 per day, bitches! |
Beefcake wrote: x |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5278 (08/31/08 11:00 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I know I've said it before but that Surge seems like a really nice girl.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12427 (08/31/08 11:02 PM) |
Vegazguy wrote: And THAT is just RiGoddamnedDiculous. There are few things more satisfying than going down on a woman and driving her fucking insane, arching her back and to multiple orgasm until she's literally pushing you away to get you to stop. Glorious. |
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Hpnotiq |
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Posts: 11 (08/31/08 11:04 PM) |
Unless she has the vulvovaginitis.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5280 (08/31/08 11:06 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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or the vulvoelephantitis.
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Surge22 |
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Posts: 2132 (08/31/08 11:06 PM) Registered user |
Penelope McBagpipe wrote:Girl...with a penis. |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 12429 (08/31/08 11:07 PM) |
Actually, I made all that up. I hire people to go down on the wife.
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 5282 (08/31/08 11:10 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could get that action for free hamdog.
Ask buggles. |
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Hpnotiq |
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